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Sticky: Attention guys ages 14 - 21

havoc

havoc

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Wodin and Rotten are looking for some young mouths to serve as fluffers for there upcoming porn film "Fuck Bunk Beds". The plot is ingenius to say the least, check it out, Wodin and Rotten fall into a deep slumber while dry humping there feather pillows to sleep. In there dream like state they end up at Camp Cumforfree, which is Indian for "the saltier the better", at the camp there are no bunk beds which leaves them in the most jubilent manner possible. The reason they are so happy about it being a bunk bedless camp is that at other Camps in there past the bunk beds kept them from gang raping a few more males than they are used to, really got those two pissed. Anyway, they supposedly gang rape a few cub scouts, the camp director and a dog in heat. This should top there other films even there best to date "Meet me at the Zoo". Good luck to those Willy Wonka sucking everlasting cockstoppers. Remember if your 14 - 21 its on like a pound of neck bones. peace and turkey fleece
 
i am destroyed.

i would also like to add that Rotten has a short wooden leg with branches and walks in circles all day while Wodin got a glass eye with a damn fish in it.

bamp.
 
Ummmmm, this has NOTHING to do w/this thread, but Brotha Havoc...I just wanted to let you know I saw a pic you posted on the Bewteen the Sheets forum the other nite....and I gotta say, "YUUUUUMMMMMMMY".

Have a nice day. :D
 
Hey Danielle Quayle it's "their." Did you take the Pepsi Challenge and choose Jif? How about when you went to go see Purple Rain, did you bring an umbrella to that shit?

:)
 
BK Mommy- thanks, whatever happend to that thing in Austin?

Smallmovesal- sorry, wasn't really paying attention because I am broke as fuck. peace
 
I'll send you an email about the details....we couldn't find the right guys...so it was canned for now :(

But, there is ALWAYS THE FUTURE!!:D
 
smallmovesal said:
actually it wasn't me havoc. check the lack of an avatar.

and it's their not thier. :)
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Is that BJ, Al? I haven't been around much today. :)
 
There is only one "l" in this other person's name, it is easy to miss. ;)

I bet it is BJ, he is so sneaky.
 
Havoc, you directing this classic or you going to be the " get 'em hard man" AGAIN?

For those who do not know what the " get 'em hard man" does; it's the dude who get's all the little boys pumped and primed before filming... This job will add to Havoc's collection of stretch marks around his mouth..

(ya know I love ya..and I'm sure you'll flame my ass far better than I tried to do to you)
 
What, no special appearance by Big Buck? He wrote me an e-mail, saying that he is so upset that he wasn't included. He said he had his eagle scout uniform ironed and ready to go. He also said, his cheeks are already greased and he comes fully equipped with his own lube, so there is no reason why he shouldn't be in this movie.
 
fistfullofsteel said:
He said he had his eagle scout uniform ironed and ready to go.
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I can imagine this. *closes eyes* Yes, I am seeing it. Ewwwwwww. :)
 
"There" will be no dogs used in this production. Plus Vix, Havoc is movin up from "Fluffer", as you so adaptely described, to on camera talent. He will be doing a dream sequence inwhich he uses supersizeme's bung whole for a battering ram while fantasizing about a Llama. Later in the flick, runner will man-rape supersizeme over the issue of SSME spreading nekkid pics of runner around the web for free.
 
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