steroid bloopers, tell us yours

[Sigmund Roid]

Everybody makes mistakes while taking juice, and sometimes it can be quite funny. Let me tell you mine:

At night I used take a cap of glucosamine and a quarter cap of bromo. However, they look completely identical. So one night, when I was very sleepy, I accidentally took a whole cap of bromo thinking that it was the gluco. The cap is 10 mg, and the next day I was really sick, I could not eat or stay awake.

The second one is that I took GH in the early morning, but my fat percentage was so low that the needle accidentally left my skin fold just under my thumb. I injected and I felt the liquid running over my belly. Bye bye GH..... LOL

 

[waterboy44]

Havent done much (yet) myself but my first cycle was completely a completely uneneducated attempt at T-400. Took 1.5 cc's in my left cheek and sat on my right cheek for a week. Shitting was not the funnest either but I felt like I had been kicked in the ass by a f#%&ing horse. Wont be doing that again any time soon.

 

[manny78]

I once took RU-486 cause I was also taking Deca at 800mg (on week 4 and 5). Call me dumb or whatever else. It worked at stopping gyno, but also worked at turning me into a sick dog for a week...

 

[THEEGAME2544]

I did an injection one night while I slept over a friends house. I was doing a quad shot and thought I had everything. I'm sitting on his bed, injected, pulled out the needle, and remembered that I forgot to take a bandaid and some tissue to blot the spot upon pulling the needle out and I hit something wrong so there was extra bleeding. So here I am blood dripping down my thigh onto his bedspred. What a mess! He still has the same damn bedspread too. And he thought someone spilt koolaid. I was pissed, I probably lost most of the gear

 

[georgie24]

my bloopers are the panic attacks i get in public, i would sprint dash, or speed in my car..i look back at them and laugh now

 

[slobberknocker]

I was shooting suspension in my calf, but didn't push the pin in far enough, and ended up shooting .5 CC's subcutaneously. A funny feeling, to say the least.

 

[georgie24]

suspension in the calf!!?? ouch mine burns just thinking about it

 

[JTB]

This is an old post on my 1st Tren Conversion.........

"What a blast I had last night. How long does it take you guys to convert your Tren??? It took me a round 4 god damn hours!! AND I STILL F***** UP!! I did so much research asked all these questions on numerous forums and it did shit for me! And WTF is up with the Whatman filters??? They stopped working after 1CC of warmed up oil! I went through 4 filters and am still gonna have to filter my "Final Product" cause theres shit on the bottom. Any idea on what that is? And to top it off while I was trying to Purge the filter which is a TOTAL JOKE one of the numerous syringes and needles I was using rolled off the desk and stabbed me in the leg. So bloods drippin down my leg I'm pressing SO HARD to try and purge the oil through the filter and thinking to myself all this hard work and money down the drain. So thats my stroy just had to vent a bit. My questions are how much Tren do you think can be lost in the Filter? What was that shit on the bottom of my final product? I mean christ I filter 4 damn times how can that be gunk! It don't dissolve or nothing? HOW DO YOU MAKE THE OIL GO THROUGH THE WHATMAN FILTER EASIER? I warmed the shit up!
By the way I think I may order a 2 gram hit and 1 cart so I can get some more Tren that i may have lost. ****

 

[pharmguy]

my bloopers are the panic attacks i get in public, i would sprint dash, or speed in my car..i look back at them and laugh now

you get panic attacks from juice?

 

[Curse]

My story is similar to Sigmunds except it was a glute shot. 2cc's Cyp w/ 1 cc Deca. I came in from the side a little. I noticed it didn't take as long as usual. When I pulled the pin out I noticed there were two dots of blood on my glute, so I'm like " What the F%$#"? Then I noticed there was oil all over my leg and bathroom floor. In one end out the other. Needless to say I'm a little more careful now.

 

[s4play]

I used a 16 gauge needle for sus when I couldn't find 23 gauge ones.

Live and learn.

 

[Slyder190]

Blooper

I injected 400mg od Deca all in shot once a week my first cycle. then sarted Clomid only 2 weeks after.

 

[pharmguy]

did clomid my first cycle along with my gear thinking it would keep my nuts producing test. ( I put my first cycle together with no help from anyone on steroids, or any steroid manuals, all from pharmacology and biochem books)

 

[~ThaGame~]

did clomid my first cycle along with my gear thinking it would keep my nuts producing test. ( I put my first cycle together with no help from anyone on steroids, or any steroid manuals, all from pharmacology and biochem books)

wow...

 

[psychedout]

I used a 16 gauge needle for sus when I couldn't find 23 gauge ones.

Live and learn.

16gauge...

 

[JTB]

I used a 16 gauge needle for sus when I couldn't find 23 gauge ones.

Live and learn.

Get the fuck outta here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think Im gonna cry. Thats no joke my friend.


JTB

 

[slobberknocker]

Goddamn a 16! I remember those 18's since I used to use them to draw, and they looked like fucking straws, lol. I can't imagine sticking a 16 in my ass. Shite!

 

[calveless wonder]

lol...you guys all lose

i was about to hit my friend in the glutes with some tren/prop....so he had his pants down, and as i'[m getting ready to stick the pin in...one is his roomates woke up randomly and started walking out to go to the kitchen. i managed to hide the pin but i was kneeling down with my friend's ass in front of my face with his pants down lol


his roomate saw this and just did a 180 and walked right back into his room.

 

[Curse]

uhm ... you win !!!!!!!!!!

 

[mlong23]

The second one is that I took GH in the early morning, but my fat percentage was so low that the needle accidentally left my skin fold just under my thumb. I injected and I felt the liquid running over my belly. Bye bye GH..... LOL [/B]

That sucks, hearing how expensive the GH is, but its good that you can look back and laugh. I guess thats all you can do.

 

[ivkk]

lol...you guys all lose

i was about to hit my friend in the glutes with some tren/prop....so he had his pants down, and as i'[m getting ready to stick the pin in...one is his roomates woke up randomly and started walking out to go to the kitchen. i managed to hide the pin but i was kneeling down with my friend's ass in front of my face with his pants down lol


his roomate saw this and just did a 180 and walked right back into his room.

LOL!! Now that's fucking funny.

 

[champion]

lets see, there are numerous broken amps......I injected two low on a glute shot and had an abcess the size of a softball for 3 weeks..........I have gone camping and shot in the bushes. I have been doing a quad shot while sitting in my bed and someone walked in so I turned to hide the needle but it musta looked like I was jerking off......stuck needle in only to realize I forgot to push the air out......up to five jabs cause I keep hitting veins.....fuck I dont know 4 years straight use theres probably more.......

 

[dali]

How about having blood spurt outta your leg like a hose onto your bed and having to explain it to your girlfriend.

 

[juicenstein]

hot shot

Well I was trying to shoot my buddy...Well he jumped when I tried ,,he bumped the needle,,,it went through his hand,,,then he pulled his hand away so fast his body came back around and I stabbed him in the back....

I also had some anavar...Well I also have ativan,,,which is a tranqilizer.....I popped 3 ativans by mistake.....I felt so tired I got scared I thought I was dying...Then When I realized it I went to sleep for 16 hours

 

[calveless wonder]

i think we need to hear from quadsweep about his dog eating his dbol LOL...

 

[ChefWide]

I used a 16 gauge needle for sus when I couldn't find 23 gauge ones.

Live and learn.

Holy Shit! You crazy ass Neandrafuck! 16's are like fucking biopsy needles. Next time just fill up a bic pen refill and stab yourself with it... LOL

 

[MR Pink]

Calveless wonder, about the same thing happend to me I was ready to shoot a buddy of my in his glute and my mother came up and he was standing in my room with his pants down....at the time I wasn't juicing myself and my mother knew he came over to get injected (I told her and she was cool with it). The thing was he didn't know my mom knew...so after my mom left he begged me to tel my mom that we weren't gay...

Mr Pink

 

[Dutch windmill]

Calveless wonder, about the same thing happend to me I was ready to shoot a buddy of my in his glute and my mother came up and he was standing in my room with his pants down....at the time I wasn't juicing myself and my mother knew he came over to get injected (I told her and she was cool with it). The thing was he didn't know my mom knew...so after my mom left he begged me to tel my mom that we weren't gay...

Mr Pink

Blwahahahahah

COOL!!!

D.W.

 

[tag]

bump..........to hear from quadsweep

 

[_Yossarian_]

lmao, thats fucked up..

lol...you guys all lose

i was about to hit my friend in the glutes with some tren/prop....so he had his pants down, and as i'[m getting ready to stick the pin in...one is his roomates woke up randomly and started walking out to go to the kitchen. i managed to hide the pin but i was kneeling down with my friend's ass in front of my face with his pants down lol


his roomate saw this and just did a 180 and walked right back into his room.

 

[magman1]

hahaha...my first cycle, i had no knowledge of AAS, took 1 cc of mexican enanth every week...then i read it was good in ur body for a lil over 10 days, so i started taking 1cc about every 10-11 days...i had clomid, but did not use it.............and one time, i was usinig winny, and my mom caught me shooting red handed, so i couldnt do it at the house any more...so i work at my gym, so id shoot right before my workout...id walk out onto the fitness floor with blood dripping from my bi's, delts, whereever

 

[granby140]

i was giving my friend a bi shot for his first time and i hit his nerve. He started laughing and was like just shoot it dammit. Meanwhile his arm kept jumping arounf the counter top

 

[spyderman19752003]

I was taking some homemade fina; after taking the last shot, I decided to get some water in the syringe and spray it into my mouth through the needle (trying to get the remaining last bit of the good shit). Unfortunately the needle was not screwed on tight because when I pumped the water into my mouth the needle shot into the back of my throat like a dart. I pulled it out and it slightly bled ...but nothing serious. it was kind of scary when it happened.....but now I laugh my ass off and remember how fucking stupid that was.

 

[spyderman19752003]

......stuck needle in only to realize I forgot to push the air out......

I have had that same problem

 

[Snarf]

I was in a rush with my GH shot and bumped the end of the plunger right before I pierced the skin - shot the GH all over my belly. I call it premature injeculation.

 

[Nighthawkk]

Bloopers? Three words... Sust 20gauge Redi-ject

 

[glennds]

[he begged me to tel my mom that we weren't gay...

Mr Pink [/B]

your user name does not exactly support this claim.

 

[Distortion]

Re: hot shot

Well I was trying to shoot my buddy...Well he jumped when I tried ,,he bumped the needle,,,it went through his hand,,,then he pulled his hand away so fast his body came back around and I stabbed him in the back....

I also had some anavar...Well I also have ativan,,,which is a tranqilizer.....I popped 3 ativans by mistake.....I felt so tired I got scared I thought I was dying...Then When I realized it I went to sleep for 16 hours

i dont know why but those two are the funniest things i've read in a while. Its kinda fucked up but picturing him thinking he's dying when he took a tranquilizer seems funny to me.

 

[BigB_79]

I used a 16 gauge needle for sus when I couldn't find 23 gauge ones.

Live and learn.

Damn...Sust through a pipe

 

[Little Rage]

first time i was doing a bi injection i filled the needle, forgot to recap it, sat it on dirty counter, wiped area with alcohol again, injected. Didn't even realize it till after i injected it. It was the worst infection ever. But at least I know how it feels to have a 20.5 inch arm....without flexing.

 

[JKerry]

I was taking some homemade fina; after taking the last shot, I decided to get some water in the syringe and spray it into my mouth through the needle (trying to get the remaining last bit of the good shit). Unfortunately the needle was not screwed on tight because when I pumped the water into my mouth the needle shot into the back of my throat like a dart. I pulled it out and it slightly bled ...but nothing serious. it was kind of scary when it happened.....but now I laugh my ass off and remember how fucking stupid that was.

i did this too with my liquidclen. scared the shit out of me...i heard a pop and couldn't figure out why closing my mouth hurt so bad.

 

[getbigintx]

I was injecting sust/deca,, my roomate had gotten some 23g pins.. I had been using 21g.. Thought I'd see if the smaller ones were more pleasant..l the oil must have been too thick for the guage I was using.. I was pushing mass ass off on the plunger nothing was moving then all of the sudden the syringe shot off the pin and all my gear shot all over the place... dammit..lol

 

[JibbyJabba]

Here's mine... I still don't think it's 100% my fault, but I learned that you shouldn't defer to optimism if you are questioning what your source has sent you... especially if your source is Chinese.

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=106971

JJ

 

[crj900]

No lie. 12 gauge in the glute of t400.

 

[eviction]

I used a 16 gauge needle for sus when I couldn't find 23 gauge ones.

Live and learn.

holy shit balls... i use 20g pinz to draw with and they scare the shit out of me.. couldn't imagine wtf a 16g feels like

 

[Vectork39]

crj900 you are full of shit, first off a few posts ago you had no idea what nolvadex was, so i doubt you even know what t400 is, and i highly doubt the fact that you can even get your hand on a 12 gauge needle, since they are not manufactured by BD, Monoject, Terumo, etc. for medical purposes. They 12 gauge needles are made for feeding birds, and the needle is not sharp, and is not supposed to pierce the skin. Im calling you out here, you know you're lying but i know that your not going to admit it, so why dont you just cram the bs up your ass before you get slammed by red karma and are not able to come back to this board.

 

[TheRide]

I used a 16 gauge needle for sus when I couldn't find 23 gauge ones.

Live and learn.

OUCH!! You might as well drill a hole in your ass and pour it in!!

 

[Vectork39]

gauge.jpg

heres the conversion of gauge and needle size with a pic i made, displaying accurate size (mind you my res. is 1024 * 768)

Gauge.................MM...........Inches
12...................... 2.052 ..... .081
18...................... 1.024 ..... .040
20...................... 0.812 ..... .032
23...................... 0.573 ..... .023
25...................... 0.455 ..... .321

 

[Vectork39]

i have no clue how to post for non plats

 

[crj900]

you fucking moron, it was my friend, i can post a pic if you would like you loser, go fuck your computer, and die

 

[crj900]

oh ya, t400 = denkall product, mexico, multiple esters, u dont kno me or what i do, so shutup

 

[crj900]

i hope the next boy u kiss has something terribly contagious on his lips

 

[puertorico]

Was on a cycle of winny and test. Gave myself a shot of 100mg of winny in my quad. The next day I couldnt walk and I had to stand in a wedding. I could barely walk, I bet I looked like a jackass walking down the aisle. Told everyone my legged cramped, couldnt come up with anything better.

 

[Vectork39]

crj just because you spout off information doesnt make you smart dickhead, and also the fact that you write like a 5 year old doesnt help your case either.....you know you're full of it, so just admit defeat and life will go on. or we could keep this up and i'll own you until your mom comes home and tells you its time for dinner

 

[crj900]

you know you just got owned, still fuckin ur computer??

 

[solidspine]

Not so good with the metric system, first time I used t-400, I injected 1600mg at one time, intending to inject 800mg. OOPS!

 

[JBRO]

i give my friend a delt shot a couple of weeks ago. i injected too fast and the pressure pushed the needle off the syringe. it squirted 2 cc's of goods all over his arm...im glad it wasnt my shit.

 

[Vectork39]

not even gonna waste my time with you bro

 

[Vectork39]

so last year i went on a carribean cruise for 11 days, and one of my friends brought his orals with him to do while he was there. However right before we boarded, we found a liquor store and loaded up with cases of beer, 40's, Mad Dogs and other great stuff......Well hours later when we unpacked our shit, you could smell the alcohol permeating our bags.....To our dismay and his too, everyones shit was ok, except for his, he had beer soaked clothing the entire trip and all of his oral were dissolved and no longer injestable

 

[Whiskey]

no major blooper here, except for paying a little over 200 to a local dealer for a 10ml vial of test to extend my cycle. bastard. I am shure he was laughing whole way to the bank.

what can I say, young and dumb

Whiskey

 

[tia373]

lol...you guys all lose

i was about to hit my friend in the glutes with some tren/prop....so he had his pants down, and as i'[m getting ready to stick the pin in...one is his roomates woke up randomly and started walking out to go to the kitchen. i managed to hide the pin but i was kneeling down with my friend's ass in front of my face with his pants down lol


his roomate saw this and just did a 180 and walked right back into his room.

Yep- u r right. You win.