Somthin to show your friends your huge.

[crimson coal]

Walk up to your buddies in the gym and ask.......Hey!...Do you have tickets? and when they ask.."for what?" You flex your big assed arm and say..."To the gun show baby!!

 

[JD Slim]

your a sick unit bro , I like that in a person

I tried it on my ollady






she laughed at me

 

[Scotsman]

One of my friends used to ask me that all the time. A true classic.

 

[theoak01]

l did it to my mom she damn near fell off the chair,i laughed to cuz im far from big lol picture my ass at 5'6 185 doing that lol

 

[FreakMonster]

How about this!!


You wanna see Billy?

Billy who?

Billy Bicep!!!!!! ......then flex your bicep LOL


Or


You wanna see Tommy?

Tommy who?

Tommy tricep!!!! .... then strike a tricep pose right in front of the person.

 

[the_Pikey]

YOU: Did you get the feeder mice?

HIM: Feeder mice? For what?

YOU: For the pythons, baby!!! <bicep flex now>

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YOU: Did you see my beachball?

HIM: What beachball?

YOU: Its this big around!!! <most muscular pose now>

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YOU: Hey do you have a bunch of bandaids?!? (in a frantic voice)

HIM: No, for why?!

YOU: Cause I'm all cut up!!! <pose now>


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YOU: Hey, do you have a spare tire?

HIM: Yeah, why?

YOU: Because I'm all jacked up!!! <pose now>

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(Tickets to the gun show is still my fav)

 

[Ash]

I've said some of these classic ones before.
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"Names Ash.....Housewares"

 

[macDbol]

you can try(flex your tricep),to get by(flex your bi), but your traped,(flex your traps)

 

[Bigsatan13]

YOU: Did you get the feeder mice?

HIM: Feeder mice? For what?

YOU: For the pythons, baby!!! <bicep flex now>

I'll be using that one in the morning!

Try this one on your partner:

Him: Why are you late?
You: I had to get my license renewed!
Him: What License?
You: The license to carry these guns! ( Double bicep pose, one up one down)

 

[Bigsatan13]

Walk up to your buddies in the gym and ask.......Hey!...Do you have tickets? and when they ask.."for what?" You flex your big assed arm and say..."To the gun show baby!!

Classic, not a day goes by that I don't do something like that! Here I was beginning to think I was alone in the struggle! Sure I get the "You're fucked up!" but they can't argue with the truth!