Something you guys can do to lower your sperm count

[Burning_Inside]

Here's a little technique any guy can do to temporarily lower their sperm count. This is great for you people like myself who just won't use a condom, and who want to worry much much less about getting someone pregnant.

It's called artificial cryptorchidism. basically what you do is apply heat to your balls for extended periods of time daily, and it will make you temporarily clinically sterile. If done for about 45 minutes a day for 3 weeks you should be temporarily sterile for about 3 months (may be 6, i forget)

This can be done easily with a heating pad.

This whole process reverses the reasoning that you have a scrotum, which is to keep your balls cool. Your balls have to be kept around a decent temp to effectively produce healthy sperm. If it's any hotter that required, sperm value goes down the shitter.

This is the reason you don't produce any working sperm pre-puberty, as your balls haven't descended yet. It's too warm up insde where they were at to produce any.

You can always look it up on google for more info.

 

[Delinquent]

Man you have some disturbing pics in your gallery

 

[Burning_Inside]

INDEED!

but I also have the finest collection of poon in there that you will ever see anywhere on the net.

 

[Delinquent]

True

 

[machaveli]

eating a lot of marijuana seeds lowers your sperm count

 

[Spectre]

Dewd, I wouldn't take that technique to the bank as the only method I would use for birth control.

 

[KnoXville]

Interesting topic - took a couple minutes to find some things.

Effects of artificial cryptorchidism on sperm morphology.

In a diurnal artificial cryptorchidism (AC) experiment intended to provide a male contraceptive method, oligoasthenozoospermia was found as early as the fourth month, accompanied by an increase in the mean percentage of abnormally shaped spermatozoa. A detailed morphologic study concerning 19 volunteers exposed for 6 to 24 months demonstrated that the overall increase of the mean percentage of abnormally shaped spermatozoa resulted from the percentage increase of elongated, thin, and irregular heads and of bent tails. This increase is probably caused by the rise in environmental testicular temperature induced by AC. A return to baseline values was observed within 12 months after the end of the experiment.


The effect of artificial cryptorchidism on serum oestrogen and testosterone levels in the adult male rat.

Oestrone, oestradiol and testosterone levels were measured by radioimmunoassay in male rats 0.5, 1, 4, 8 and 16 days after rats were either made artifically cryptorchid or sham-operated. Oestradiol levels were not significantly different between cryptorchid and control rats 12 h or 1 day after surgery, but levels in cryptorchid animals fell to 35% of controls on day 4 (P less than 0.05), 31% on day 8, and 29% on day 16 (P less than 0.01). Conversely, oestrone and the total of the two oestrogens was higher in cryptorchid rats at one-half day (P less than 0.05), but did not differ at any other time. Testosterone levels were generally lower in cryptorchid rats than in controls. The minor contribution of oestradiol to total oestrogen levels and the lack of change of total oestrogens in cryptorchid rats led to the conclusion that oestrogens are probably not the tubular regulator of FSH in the male.
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I guess it generally works, but compromising the my central endogenous test producers for up to twelve months doesn't really make me wanna run to the nearest quick-e mart and buy a heating pad for my balls. I would rather Mr.Johnson get into his latex jumpsuit to party than self-sterilize myself.

 

[The Shadow]

400 mg Enanthate per week

 

[Frackal]

Dont use steroids as birth control

 

[Burning_Inside]

Dont use steroids as birth control

Word.

Thats what abortions are for