So these two bums devise this plan to get free drinks ...

[PICK3]

One bum finds a piece of sausage in the dumpster and tell the other bum when he whips it through his zipper to go down on it.

So they go into the first bar, after ordering drinks the bum pulls the sausage through his zipper and sure enough the other goes down on it. The bartender yells, "get the fuck out of here you fucking homos". They grab the drinks and leave.

They have similar success at several other bars. Standing out in the alley drinking their drinks the bum that's been doing the sucking tells the other, "this is a pretty good scam we got going on."

The other bum replies, "yeah, but my dick is getting raw ... I lost that piece of sausage 3 bars ago."

 

[hamstershaver]

lmao

 

[BrothaBill]

An alcoholic mooch was at the local bar and once again ran out of money to continue drinking. He was begging for another drink. The bartender finally relents and says I'll give you another shot if you take a drink out of the spitoon(in olders bars there used to a bowl like container for people to spit in) thinking that would shut him up.
So the bum agrees, he picks it Gulp, Gulp, Gulp....
The bartender gives him his shot. He says now I said I give you just one, why did you take three gulps.
The bum says "it was one long string"

 

[Megalomaniac]

that's funny!

 

[CFZB]

are the bums Gay?

 

[H_T_]

nasty shit.

 

[PICK3]

An alcoholic mooch was at the local bar and once again ran out of money to continue drinking. He was begging for another drink. The bartender finally relents and says I'll give you another shot if you take a drink out of the spitoon(in olders bars there used to a bowl like container for people to spit in) thinking that would shut him up.
So the bum agrees, he picks it Gulp, Gulp, Gulp....
The bartender gives him his shot. He says now I said I give you just one, why did you take three gulps.
The bum says "it was one long string"