So I adopted

[Strongbow]

a 1 year old Korean girl. I figure I can have her trained to wash dishes and do my yard work in about two years.

 

[miplank]

wtf do you have your daughter doing then?

 

[Strongbow]

My daughter is a Princess bro.

 

[miplank]

My daughter is a Princess bro.

she can wear her lil ass tiara while she's washin' dishes bro

 

[Strongbow]

If my daughter ever washes a dish, that is not of her on chosing, somebody will fucking die

 

[miplank]

your daughter will be making ham sammiches and mowing the lawn for some dude in no time

 

[Strongbow]

Not as long as me and Lil Beezy are breathing,that mutha fucker will jack a ngr up about baby sis. He is as protective as I am. I use to beat his ass if she feel and got hurt, regardless of where she was. She comes home with a scrapped knee from school Lil Beezy gets a beat down. That ngr will kill a mutha fucka bout his sister.

 

[miplank]

don't girls usually end up w/guys that are just like their daddy?

 

[captainahole]

I had my eye on adopting this 18 yearold asian girl but my wife wont go for it.

 

[obsessedwliftin]

SB you are off the fucking chain bro! I can't stop laughing when I read your shit. Dayum bro.