smuggling tips

[jaikens]

I'm going to Cancun. I'm only interested in bringing back
a small amount, 1 or 2 vials. Is customs to strick now. Tips?
Warnings? Ideas?

 

[The Terminator]

Re: sure...we will just post them here on the open board.

we will throw in a few sources too ! I heard that best thing to do is buy a shitload and put it in a cardboard box in the front seat and write "ANABOLIC STEROIDS INSIDE" all over the box. Slides right through customs every time.

hahaha, reminds me of the last time I got my pins from harrellmedical, they were sitting on my doorstep all day and on the side of the box it said "SYRINGE" on all 4 sides, gee how discrete Good thing I saw them before my roommate.

 

[Moe]

Tip #1: Never smuggle illegal drugs...it is against the law (hence the term: "illegal").

Tip #2: Never talk about smuggling drugs in this forum...we are law-abiding citizens who happen to share a common research interest.

Tip #3: Do not post until you have familiarized yourself with the policies and procedures of this forum...it is in our best interest, and yours, to follow said guidelines. No, really!

Tip #4:Be patient, and be literate...(i.e. use the "search" feature).

Tip #5: Buy low; sell high; lift big.

 

[Bulk32]

HEY, I'LL CALL THEM AND TELL THEM YOUR COMING SO THAT THEY KNOW TO LET YOU THROUGH!!!!








Always glad to be of service!

Tell me if u need anything else.

 

[Axe]

Moe,
Tip #5 is fucking classic!

 

[IronFist]

if you are only getting 2 bottles, stuff them up your ass...LOL

 

[Iceburg]

if you are only getting 2 bottles, stuff them up your ass...LOL

 

[testabolin]

Just swallow the whole damn bottle and wash it down with a couple of montezuma muffins from the taco stand. Just don't buy 17aa's. Then when you shit yourself that evening just sterile filter.

 

[testabolin]

By the way don't throw out the big brown crystals those are pure crapolone colonate

 

[DiaBOLic86]

If it is just 2 vials you shouldn't have a problem. Maybe hide them under your nut sac in your underwhere. If you get caught, play dumb "Wow officer, thanks, I was wondering what was poking me in the balls all day, wonder how that got there, looks like some sort of mexican soda pop sample."

 

[Pat Mycroch]

If it is just 2 vials you shouldn't have a problem. Maybe hide them under your nut sac in your underwhere. If you get caught, play dumb "Wow officer, thanks, I was wondering what was poking me in the balls all day, wonder how that got there, looks like some sort of mexican soda pop sample."

LMAO, blew some of my protein shake on the comp. screen on that one.

 

[mvmaxx]

2 vials? Just do a frontload injection while you're down there.

 

[XBiker]

Re: Re: sure...we will just post them here on the open board.

hahaha, reminds me of the last time I got my pins from harrellmedical, they were sitting on my doorstep all day and on the side of the box it said "SYRINGE" on all 4 sides, gee how discrete Good thing I saw them before my roommate.

WOW, those guys are GOOD!

Goes to show, you get what you pay for...

 

[argent]

Stick 'em up your pee hole bro. Advantages- get gear across
Disadvantages- can't pee

 

[QuikFx]

Bulk 32. that was hysterical... just call to let them know you are coming.

 

[chronik000]

yea bro, take a prostitute with u and make her put them in her crotch

 

[Amp]

Just pack as much stuff as you possibly can and make sure you have a $20 bill in your pocket. There is a chance you may go through unsearched. If you are about to be searched just whip out the $20 bill and say "I think there has been a little misunderstanding here", while handing it to the customs agent. They let you through everytime.

-excerpt from page 122 of the steroid smugglers handbook

 

[the UNDERTAKER]

been looking at this post for two hours not wanting to open and read it.( shaking head) this shit is too funny!!!!

 

[blaster220]

If it is just 2 vials you shouldn't have a problem. Maybe hide them under your nut sac in your underwhere. If you get caught, play dumb "Wow officer, thanks, I was wondering what was poking me in the balls all day, wonder how that got there, looks like some sort of mexican soda pop sample."

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day!

 

[Amp]

Plan out your cycle. Go to mexico. Buy your entire cycle. Load the syringes. Inject entire cycle. Walk over the border. They can search you all day but they won't find shit.

excerpt from page 115 of the Steroid Smugglers Handbook

 

[Bulk32]

bump! for a classic

 

[ZKaudio]

just make one of those little chicle fuckin kids run across for you,

 

[garcia7]

I mail the shit home from Mex

 

[XCYTER]

Put stuff into a bottle of shampoo with the shampoo.

Or put it under your dash,, amps/vials arent detected by dogs.

 

[RICOSUAVE]

I'm crying you guys are killing me

 

[Wombat]

If its just a couple bottles and its for you, just rip the labels off and the tops off---like you have used it------throw them in your suitcase----if they find it, just tell them its B12 shots----their is no way they are going to send it to a lab to see what it is for 2 bottles.......you will be fine........

 

[WannaBPowerful]

the sarcasm is killing me

 

[RADAR]

You could put them between your gums and tell customs you have an abcessed toof!!!! RADAR

 

[Kanine]

Well.. I would start by getting a good movie to get you in the mood..then work yourselves into a good spoon position..from there you can caress her neck and thighs oh so softly...oh..wait...sorry..I thought it said snuggling tips....my bad!