slight oral misunderstanding

[hanselthecaretaker]

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night."

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

Well I know I got a hell of a lot of free beers after telling the bartendress I was going to move in between her legs and live there. You should have seen her knarl that upper lip up when I told her that.......

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

she dug it? was she a hottie?

 

[SoKlueles]

hahahahahahha

 

[vigilante]

the title of your thread is soooooo..........misleading

 

[vigilante]

oh wait never mind, I get it, the dumbass I be

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

she dug it? was she a hottie?

Yeah she dug it allright. We had a very good relationship prior to my comment--it's not like I just said it outta the blue. Earlier that night she complained that her bf wasn't eating out often enough. If that isn't a hint.....

 

[slickdadd]

good one.