Should DUNK be allowed to become the most powerful member of Elite Fitness.com?

[George Spellwin]

Members,

A few days ago, Dunk, one of the site's most respected Platinum Members, generously indicated that he would like to show his support for the site by investing in 1 million Karma Hits. Here's what he posted for your review:

George...First and foremost the member i think that deserves this free 2 week plat trial membership would be a person who has been used, and abused by the bomb squad. Not only is this fine gentleman an asset to EF but a bor among bors. Ive been lurking behind the scenes....WATCHING!!...as he graces this site with insightful posts that not only have taught me that camera phones can be used to take pics of clothed women, but women who you can call up at 5am piss drunk while they are sleeping...tell them to wash their vaginas and get over here in a hurry so you can be balls deep before dawn. That fine member is NJJUICE22. *applause*

now...on to bigger and better business..

*leans back in my chair*

the 150,000 K deal to me is small time...peanuts...

*lights cigar and waves out match*

*puff puff*

now...lets talk some serious karma weight here George...how much would you saaay...im sorry George cigar??

*holds open oak humidor*

how much would you say...ohhhhhhh i dunno a MILLION karma would run a man like myself?

now now i know what your gonna say and i understand but..me...you...were both working men....so...whats your offer?

*places gun on table and spins the barrell towards Guadalupe awaiting patiently for his deal*

Canoli?

Three days later, after much careful consideration, I posted the following response:

Dunk,

With a million Karma, you would be the most powerful member of EliteFitness.com - more powerful than many of the mods. I think I will start a new thread so we can discuss this.

But first, before I bring your millionaire status up to the powers that be for review, and seeing as I restored your 10,000 Karma and will let you give out a two week trial membership, can I get you to commit to the current 150,000 karma deal. That way, when I go to the powers that be to negotiate a 1,000,000 Karma deal on your behalf, I will have a good faith gesture from you to show them. And of course, we will apply what you spend on the 150,000 Karma towards the 1 million Karma once that is worked out!

Please let me know.

To which Dunk responded:

"oh a COUNTA AWFA?!? see. that's what us lawyers like to call a counta awfa"

George. I see your still trying to get me to commit to your product which I've ALREADY sampled.

*gets up out of chair, walks over to the window and shuts the blinds*

Now. Again. Im interested in the 1 million deal. 150,000 karma does nothing for me.

I do not want negotiations to end here. So, Why dont you get up out of my $1,800 Ancient 18th Century Italian Leather chair your sitting in. Walk out of my office. And come back in so we can start over, "when youz gaz dee stuff...becawz dee moeney...

*rubs hands together*


eyes gas dee moeney close by"

Seeing as 1 million Karma Hits would make Dunk the most powerful member of the site, I have decided to put this to a poll to get some feedback from our members.

Please vote for one of these two options:

Yes, Dunk should be allowed to invest in 1 million Karma Hits - he is a knowledgeable bro and trusted vet.

No, Dunk should not be allowed to invest in 1 million Karma Hits - He could not be trusted with that much power as he might use it for evil.

 

[SoKlueles]

dunk would use it for evil

 

[musclemuscle]

Fuck! Let him buy as much karma as he wants 1mill 2mill 3 mill. If others don't like it they can shell out the cash also and buy a million.

Mr. Spellwin....You work hard to make this sight great you might as well get paid for it. So if dunk wants to buy a million...I say SHOW ME THE MONEEEEYYYYYY!!!!

 

[stilleto]

i say give it to him for a fair, but profitable price, then give all the hard working and worthy mods (meaning all of us except for bran) 2 million for free.

you know, so that dunk knows his place.

 

[SoKlueles]

well he doesnt hate me anymore so....why not?
and it should be a pretty penny for which he buys it

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Oh hell yeah he should Dunk is one entertaining funny MOFO.

 

[Cutiebaby]

not a good idea!

 

[Raina]

Well as his avatar I don't see a problem with it.

 

[nycgirl]

I think he should have it. I can't wait to see what he does with it. I'm going off my diet for the week, thus, I can build up my microwave popcorn stash and watch with joy.

 

[stilleto]

Well as his avatar I don't see a problem with it.

(see my brilliant idea and agree with me, will ya??!!)