she thinks I am a porn star

[GaryWary]

I know that there is humour in what I am saying here, but please listen up!

I met a girl at about the same time as starting a roper cycle.. she hasn't asked any awkward questions regarding me gaining 20lbs (I told her about muscle memory).. but I am so damn horny all the time and I wanna shag her all the time.. totally fucking rampant.

What happens when I go back to my normal levels? My normal level is far from being that of an old man, but still - I have set a precedent.. what happens when I don't want it as much?

 

[Fumunda]

Viagra!!!!

 

[decem]

u b fukt


might as well get as much as you can now.

 

[nandroloner]

Just bridge with andriol.

 

[Zyglamail]

Once the initial excitement is gone and they have ya on the hook, they dont put out anyways, so you prolly wont have to worry about it

 

[nuh_mizer]

Dude that WAS you I say in that movie!!!!!

But seriously, I had the same problem with my last GF. You better pace yourself. Punch the Munchkin when you can so you don't appear so horny all the time.

 

[Nathan]

I'm with Zyglamail. She'll probably be tired of it anyway so it she probably won't ask questions but will just be thankful you don't want to pork 24/7.

 

[hard]

Tell her that you would find her much more attractive in lets say 10-12 weeks!

h.

 

[BigBootyDaddy]

Tell her you juice, and this is how you get.

bbd.

 

[harddtime]

just done come off, hehe

 

[BOX2DADEATH]

hmmm

take your Hcg and clomid and forget the andriol it sux and cost to much. the androgel helps me right after a cycle androdiol-4 helps but listen prohormones suck as far as muscle building but ad-4 is the only one i like for sex drive stimulation.

 

[M56M]

Take some "horny goat weed" You pick it up at GNC or Vitamin Shoppe. You will be fucking for hours.

M56M

 

[needleboy]

about 2 weeks before the end of your cycle, begin to hit her up for anal sex, nothing but anal. When you come off and your not as horny, all she be is relieved that your not trying to stick you cock up her ass as much!!!

 

[justinf22]

she will dump for fucking ass for another guy on test who can fuck like an animal

 

[decem]

Punch the Munchkin .

LMAO!!

 

[Wrongun]

Punch the Munchkin [/B]

Bro you have made my day / night! i have not laughed so much since another Bro referred to Amaf as 'Fucknuts''


It can not be healthy to laugh this much

 

[Iggy16972]

Wait 'till she's asleep, then crack one off on top of her head.
Next, hide all her combs an' brushes, then just leave one STEEL comb in the bathroom.
Next morning, she'll be in tears getting your hardened jiz out of her hair with the comb, should take her mind of sex for a bit.
Iggy.