Sexual Trivia

[vixenbabe]

Apparently, big breasts don't do it for the Ponapean men of the Eastern Caroline Islands, who like large labia.Women, reportedly apply stinging ants to swell their "nether" regions- and employ aging, impotent men to suck and pull on their genitals. ***Can we say Wodin's new job venture?***
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The Trobriard men and women have foreplay figured out too. Forget sensual massage and Barry White CD's: Their sex warm up has traditonally involved removing their partner's lice, which are eaten as a precopulatory snack!****I'm guessing Knigh69 could substitute crabs in this case***I'M KIDDING!
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In Myanmar, men have been known to implant metal bells under their foreskin. They make the penis look larger, and the sound and feeling turn women on---plus, they'll always hear him coming.***I rather like this idea for my hubby so I know where he is at ALL times****

 

[Paulos]

!****I'm guessing Knigh69 could substitute crabs in this case***I'M KIDDING!

 

[Paulos]

By the way, Nice Avatar Vix.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I WEEWY WUV U GAB!

 

[Puddles]

Makes me glad I live in the US!

 

[vixenbabe]

I'm keen on Kinimom too!

Hello Kronkette-Where u been hiding ya sassy and sexy vixen?

Mrs. Puddles- It' s interesting too see other culture's sexual rituals isn't it?

Why, what pretty peepers you have Mrs. P!

 

[vixenbabe]

Paulos...Hello!

 

[The Ranger]

Vix Darl'in......You have Waaaaaaay too much time on your hands Babe....I think I can come up with something to occupy your time a wee bit better....Heh heh heh

Ranger

 

[Bikini Mod]

Pretty BIG words.....



From such a small man.

 

[vixenbabe]

Ranger, I have a special place for you in my .... FREEZER!

And....By the sounds of it...Kinimom says I can use those tiny freezer bags....

(inside joke about "Rabbit Dick's"-- right Ranger?)