SATANIC GOATSLAYER - IS A CLOGY ANAL TASTER, and more funny anagrams

[absolute hardgainer]

Ok, folks, it is time for the absolute hardgainer to start our very own 'Make your own funny anagram out of the name of an elite fitness member thread'!!!!!

Now , I started with our very much beloved 'Satanic Goatslayer'

I came up with:

IS A CLOGY ANAL TASTER
IS CLEAR AS A GYNO TART

Which I thought are not only awkwardly insulting, but also funny as a dog turd heating up on a warm summer day...?!?

Ok, so 'clogy' isn't really a word, but hey it's my first time - don't get nitpicky here.

Why the goatslayer you ask? Well, as I said: We all love him so much, and also because he has a cool name that includes no less than 17 letters, which neatly divide into 7 vowels and 10 consonants, making his name ideal for some fun anagrams.

So, how about it: Here are some members we can have fun with:

ABSOLUTE HARDGAINER
(which contains a staggering 18 letters, 8 vowels and 10 consonants, we can have a field day here)

GEORGE SPELLWIN
(which contains a cool 14 letters, 5 vowels and 9 consonants, besides we've gotta make fun of George don't we? )

Here are some members we can NOT have much fun with:

RyanH (stupid short name...)

May1010 (Uh Duhhhhh!!!)

~~~ (This kid has some nerve coming up with a name like that! )

hardgainer (I hope Mr Spellwin has a good sense of humor, ahh I'm sure he does... )

 

[absolute hardgainer]

Ok, in my first 90 seconds, all I came up with is:

GEORGE SPELLWIN - WILL GROPE N E EGS

which is kind of lame, I admit. Hey maybe YOU can come up with a smarter one!

hardgainer (into this anagram thingy)

 

[thefantom1]

Here is one for RyahH's name.... Stupid Fucking Moron oh wait thats too many letters..

(just playing with ya Ryan..don't go crying)

 

[Weapon X]

Here is one for RyahH's name.... Stupid Fucking Moron oh wait thats too many letters...

ROFLMAO!!

 

[absolute hardgainer]

Duh! What's the matter people, y'all too intellectually inept to play word games?

hardgainer (stuck up smart ass)

 

[flickenu]

absolute hardgainer- undesirable groat ha!

George spellwin- negroes will peg (not meant to be racist)
girls weep on leg

 

[absolute hardgainer]

BRAVO flickenu!!!!

That's some funny stuff there, finally somebody willing to use their brain.

I thought maybe "absolute hardgainer" could be better as "undesirable goat har"? But anyway, who am I to criticize...

Ok, how about we make this a point scoring competition.

For your George Spellwin anagrams you get 1000 points each, that gives flickenu 2000 points and the outright lead.

hardgainer (let the anagrams role)

 

[Buff_Lover]

absolute hardgainer could be....

DIAGNOSABLE URETHRA

or

NEARSIGHTED AURA LOB

or

GELATINOUS HARD BARE



and George Spellwin is.....

SWOLLEN RIPE EGG

or

WRIGGLE LOSE PEN

 

[decibel]

for my name i came up with --

bed lice

 

[Buff_Lover]

and for me, I guess the BLUFF (s) OVER..