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Sarah, I love you.

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You are so wonderful. :)
 
My name is gonelifting, but I`m not gay. Sorry.
 
Wasnt Sarah the name of that girl mentioned in that "She has banged 300 guys"
post on a while back ??
 
I want to give you both THE HYUGEST HUG!!!!!

Everything will be alright.... for you B.... AND FOR ME TOO! I go to court soon and EVERYTHING is well on its way to being righted... the "rest" will fall into place. :D
 
Werd said:
I want to give you both THE HYUGEST HUG!!!!!

Everything will be alright.... for you B.... AND FOR ME TOO! I go to court soon and EVERYTHING is well on its way to being righted... the "rest" will fall into place. :D
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I'm still lost ...

But I will take that hug anyway
 
Y_Lifter said:
I'm still lost ...

But I will take that hug anyway
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I`ll explain. Werd is going to court to change her name to Sarah.
 
Huh? 300 guys? Holy crap! That thang would be worn out leather!
 
anya said:
Biteme if this is for real then this is the romantic thing I've ever seen a Chat guy do. :heart:
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You should have been here for frackal & kartchik or mommakin & monster. Those were good ones as well.
 
chesty said:
Huh? 300 guys? Holy crap! That thang would be worn out leather!
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remember anna belle chong or whoever she was that set the record for the worlds largest gangbang? I think she did like 200 all at once.
 
AAP said:
remember anna belle chong or whoever she was that set the record for the worlds largest gangbang? I think she did like 200 all at once.
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It was more than that. Annabelle is my real name and I found it personally embarrassing that some chick with my name got major pub for being super skank of the century.
 
annabelle chong did like 300, houston did 500, now several other women have done more, one woman I know broke the record without even knowing about it
 
tuc biscuit said:
annabelle chong did like 300, houston did 500, now several other women have done more, one woman I know broke the record without even knowing about it
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How the fuck do you break a gang bang record without knowing it?!?
 
Biteme, Sarah called.

She said you suck.
 
LOL... This is the happiest I have been in a very VERY long time... We are talking since my kids were little.

My kids and me are going to be ok.

I am fixing my shit.

My family is a rock and has shown me what REAL LOVE is.... the rest will take care of itself.

We are still going to have to struggle BIGTIME but I feel hopeful because I finally understand that all the negative shit that has been playing in my head is something that I don't HAVE TO listen to... I am working towards the day when I won't hear it at all anymore.

All I ever cared about was my kids. Unfortunately, the thing that was missing from that equation is that I never cared about ME. Now I see that not only is caring about me a good thing, but VITALLY NECESSARY FOR ME TO BE A GOOD MOTHER AND PRODUCTIVE AND HAPPY HUMAN BEING.

Now everyone step over here for a HYUGE HUG! LOL

And I better get my sorry ass back to work before you all end up reading about how I got fired!


*NARF*
 
Werd said:
LOL... This is the happiest I have been in a very VERY long time... We are talking since my kids were little.

My kids and me are going to be ok.

I am fixing my shit.

My family is a rock and has shown me what REAL LOVE is.... the rest will take care of itself.

We are still going to have to struggle BIGTIME but I feel hopeful because I finally understand that all the negative shit that has been playing in my head is something that I don't HAVE TO listen to... I am working towards the day when I won't hear it at all anymore.

All I ever cared about was my kids. Unfortunately, the thing that was missing from that equation is that I never cared about ME. Now I see that not only is caring about me a good thing, but VITALLY NECESSARY FOR ME TO BE A GOOD MOTHER AND PRODUCTIVE AND HAPPY HUMAN BEING.

Now everyone step over here for a HYUGE HUG! LOL

And I better get my sorry ass back to work before you all end up reading about how I got fired!


*NARF*
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Is it time to start getting down and dirty yet?
 
AAP said:
remember anna belle chong or whoever she was that set the record for the worlds largest gangbang? I think she did like 200 all at once.
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the paorno chic

houston

did 500


aka


houston 500
 
WODIN said:
You should have been here for frackal & kartchik or mommakin & monster. Those were good ones as well.
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LOL the good ole days when i first came here, I busted my ass laughing many a time at the Frack and KC drama :lmao:
 
I guess that would make you Sarah.
 
Long ago, in another galaxy, there lived a gloomy robot. His name was Marvin. He was getting old and a bit rusty, and nobody liked him. One day, being very bored, he thought it would be a good idea to tidy up all his old programs in his dusty old databank. There were tapes in there that he hadn't played for years. Checking them through, he accidentally pressed a wrong button and suddenly he heard:

Marvin, I love you..
Marvin, I love you..

Well, he was sure he hadn't heard that ever before, and he wasn't even sure he'd heard it THAT time, because, being a bored and gloomy robot, he hadn't really been listening. What was worse, he couldn't remember what button he'd accidentally pressed. Anyway, he tried a few switches at random, and suddenly:

Marvin I love you..
Marvin I love you..
Remember, I'm programmed for you..
I know we're worlds apart,
Still you could break my heart,
Loving you is all I can do..

Well, he heard it that time alright, no doubt about it! Who was singing these strange words? Was it another robot, or some strange life form from the distant past, when he was a young robot and people still made the occassional attempt to like him? He couldn't make it out at all. So he pushed a few buttons again:

Marvin I love you..
Marvin I love you..

That was it.

I've tried to contact you Marvin
I don't know why, but you never replied.
Perhaps one day you'll answer,
But until then I guess I'll keep on trying.

That does not compute," he thought miserably. But at least he knew where to find it in his databank. From then on, he could play it whenever he wanted, think about what he'd missed, and live, miserably, ever after.
 
Cryptic, lovey dovey posts like this dedicated to someone that only the thread author and maybe one or two other board members know are on par with lyrics threads. Cornholio is master of both.
 
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supersizeme said:
Cryptic posts lovey dovey posts like this dedicated to someone that only the thread author and maybe one or two other board members know are on par with lyrics threads. Cornholio is master of both.
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Yep, I think we're due for another of Corn's patented "this type of bread with 15 condiments" posts.
 
TheProject said:
Yep, I think we're due for another of Corn's patented "this type of bread with 15 condiments" posts.
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Yet somehow sexual innuendo created through food products does not seem to compare.
 
TheProject said:
Long ago, in another galaxy, there lived a gloomy robot. His name was Marvin. He was getting old and a bit rusty, and nobody liked him. One day, being very bored, he thought it would be a good idea to tidy up all his old programs in his dusty old databank. There were tapes in there that he hadn't played for years. Checking them through, he accidentally pressed a wrong button and suddenly he heard:

Marvin, I love you..
Marvin, I love you..

Well, he was sure he hadn't heard that ever before, and he wasn't even sure he'd heard it THAT time, because, being a bored and gloomy robot, he hadn't really been listening. What was worse, he couldn't remember what button he'd accidentally pressed. Anyway, he tried a few switches at random, and suddenly:

Marvin I love you..
Marvin I love you..
Remember, I'm programmed for you..
I know we're worlds apart,
Still you could break my heart,
Loving you is all I can do..

Well, he heard it that time alright, no doubt about it! Who was singing these strange words? Was it another robot, or some strange life form from the distant past, when he was a young robot and people still made the occassional attempt to like him? He couldn't make it out at all. So he pushed a few buttons again:

Marvin I love you..
Marvin I love you..

That was it.

I've tried to contact you Marvin
I don't know why, but you never replied.
Perhaps one day you'll answer,
But until then I guess I'll keep on trying.

That does not compute," he thought miserably. But at least he knew where to find it in his databank. From then on, he could play it whenever he wanted, think about what he'd missed, and live, miserably, ever after.
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Awesome. Reminds me of Vonnegut. Ever read Harrison Bergeron?
 
Lumberg said:
Awesome. Reminds me of Vonnegut. Ever read Harrison Bergeron?
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Actually, it's a song based on Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written by Douglas Adams and a couple of others I forget.

I wish I could say I was more well-read, but unfortunately, I haven't read much of substance since college.
 
TheProject said:
Actually, it's a song based on Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written by Douglas Adams and a couple of others I forget.

I wish I could say I was more well-read, but unfortunately, I haven't read much of substance since college.
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Oh right that depressing robot.

Remember when he hooked into the spaceship computer and fried it, cos he was so goddamm boring and depressing the ship computer committed suicide?
 
dunno bout net love, but net lust is pretty darn good. LOL
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
I did, but I don't see the connection.
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I thought the snippet he posted sounded like something Vonnegut would write. HB was also written by Vonnegut. Any questions or do I have to spell it out for you? ;)
 
it's all good til she gets tired of the snoring.
 
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