ROOMATES: what do you HATE about yours.

[mdd]

what do you HATE about your roomate.

i'll start

1) when he drinks something he makes the loudest *gulp gulp gulp* sound i ever herd, it makes me cringe. i wanna fly over there and land a hay maker on him every time i hear it.

2) he chews with his mouth open

3) downloads porn on my computer

4) will wash his face about 9 times a day (i duno just annoys me)

5) smokes 5 gazillion cigarrettes a day. i dont let him smoke here but when he walk in the whole rooms smells like an ash tray.

theres more, i just cant think its early.

lets here yours, i'm sure alot of you got it alot worse than i do

 

[gymrat]

1. They don't exercise

2. They don't eat healthy

3. They keep me awake at night

4. they can't clean up after themselves.

5. Lazy

6. The critisize me for going to the gym so often

7. They sleep the day away.

8. lazy

9. lazy

10. lazy

 

[mdd]

agh you named a few for me also

dont exercise

dont eat right

keep me awake all night

sleep until 3pm

lazy

lazy

lazy

 

[Citruscide]

When they go to work at 7am, come home, eat, workout (30 minutes) come back LAY (no seats for me) on the couch until 8:30 and then go to bed. -- I don't have a roommate, I have a live in Slug.

C

 

[starfish]

My only roommate is my And he is coooool...

Except he doesn't help with the bills.

 

[gymrat]

My only roommate is my And he is coooool...

Except he doesn't help with the bills.

Tell him/her to pick up the slack, or get out.

hhaha, i hate it when roommates claw at your furniture.

 

[Taps]

1. His FAT girlfriend who lives here rent free.

2. The way he eats shit all day and then bitches about having a gut. AND THEN YAPS AT ME ABOUT MY EATING HABBITS!

3. His immaturity.

4. His stupidity.

5. His constant bitching about how messy the appartment is. It's not MY fucking mess!

6. He listens to country music. Worse yet, he sings it in the shower. Loud.

7. The way his feet smell.

8. He uses too much goddamn toilet paper.

9. His jerk-off friends who come over on weekends.

10. The way he always tries to talk to me when I'm watching Star Trek or studying.

Actually, he's a pretty good guy -- we've been freinds since the 8'th grade. To be honest tho, I would much rather live on my own. Oh, and he could probably think of a few nasty things to say about me as well....

 

[Crazier]

The fucker smacks. Ridiculously.

Also the fact that he's moving in with his cousin when our lease is up in two months. I'll have to sell my awesome pool table because I won't be able to afford the room for it.

Back to an apartment? I can't handle that.
--

 

[Roadblock]

Top 10 in no particular order.

1. Opens up a new milkbox if the other one has been standing outside the fridge for more than 10min. (leaving up to 4 boxes halfempty in the fridge every morning)

2. Doesn´t work and stays home but wont get his ass up and help at all with the cleaning part

3. When he runs out of something he takes mine. i.e milk, food, toothpaste, aftershave etc. etc.

4. Reads in the bathroom and leaves all the magazines lying around.

5. He doesn´t mind if he drops something on the floor just leaves it there.

6. He starts whining everytime I put my music on.

7. Talks on the cellphone REALLY LOUD and he says nothing of intrest for anyone and he´s repeating the same joke 20times.(It wont help to shut the door because he talks so loud on the phone)

8. He invites guests without asking permission (It´s my appartment)

9. Steals the remote to my TV

10. Whines about how he wants to be big but eats just enough for maintenance.


But I´ll have to give him credit for one thing...

1. HE MOVES OUT TODAY!!!!!!!


Ps. He uses half a roll of toilet paper every ime he takes a dump.

 

[casavant]

I have two. They're OK guys except:

1) One stays online obsessively playin "Camelot" for up to 12 hours at a time.

2) The other will take the trash out of his room and leave it setting right inside the door, instead of taking it out to the dumpster. Sometimes it will be there for days if I don't take it out myself.

I make up for this by swiping his pizza out of the fridge whenever possible.

 

[VooDoo Lady]

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[mekannik]

Snoring

I rent a room in my house to a buddy of mine - but I can hear the bastard snoring downstairs like a train as soon as he goes to bed.

Dirty Dishes.

 

[wyst]

Mine tends to walk all over me all night long, and when she wants me to feed her in the morning if I'm not awake yet, she tickles my nose with her tail till I get up.

Wyst

 

[Jae]

I have never had a roommate in my life for many of the above reasons.

 

[Peyote Killa]

My roomate is a princess, she is really cool. She scares the shit out of everybody who comes over, and is always down with whatever I want to do. Although she pays no rent, and needs to get a damn job, she is still the best roomate I could ever have.

 

[Stuey01]

1/ he owes me £650 rent money (don't know what that is in $$)

2/ he constantly talks about his ex-girlfriend, who he was an ass to and he dumped her and now he can't get that she doesn't want to get back with him.

3/ he sits on his ass all day doing nothing, watching my TV. Seriously, sometimes i come home from work at lunch to find him slumped in a chair, i go back to work and come back and he hasn't moved, then i go to the gym and come back and he STILL hasn't moved.... if it wasn't for the fact that his clothes are different each day i could think he was dead!

4/ I work 2 jobs and go to the gym, he hasn't worked since October and yet he still can't find time to do the fucking dishes.

5/ when i have music on when i'm doing the dishes he comes in and turns it off to put on the TV (my TV!!) and watches some shit that he doesn't even want to see, like a crap chat show, and stares blankly at it for hours.

6/ he starts conversations (about his fuckin ex-girlfriend) right in the middle of films.

7/ he can sit and watch shit on TV all day without moving, yet he can't shut up and concentrate all the way through a film.

rant over..

Although, it was through him that i met my girlfriend. And we're actually quite good mates.

Stu.

 

[frorider6]

Mine brings over my ex-girlfriends that molest me in my sleep.

 

[PinK233]

You guys have crappy lucky with your roommates....why do you live with these people if they annoy you so much?? Luckily I get along with my roommate pretty well, we started out as roommates in school so thats how our friendship started...I guess we learned to deal with each other from the beginning....now we're best buddies

But she smells....

j/k

 

[vixenbabe]

Oooooh I got a list:

1) Hog the damn bed and my pillow. (When is that bastard's next trip anyways?)
2) Tends to think the floor is the laundry hamper.
3) Eats/drinks all MY supps.
4) Never puts my c/d's back where they belong..IN ALPHA ORDER!
5) Expects me to miss puddles in the road when it's raining cuz it'll ruin his wax job on the ride. (Sure baby I'll load the bitchin car on my shoulder's over 'doz puddle's next time)
6) When he's about ready to fall asleep..HIS body JUMPS into these weird spasms! Scares the shit out of me!

Snookums, if you read this..I love you more than my favorite Prada shoes.....

 

[mdd]

errrrrrr my roomate steals my TV remote too....

better yet, i'll be watching something, and on the boards doin whatever, he'll walkin and change it!!!! GAWWWD

THIS THREAD IS PISSING ME OFF

oh and if i'm studying or something the TV will be off and he'll walk in, turn it on, leave within 2 mins!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[bigguns7]

One of my roomates is obsessive/compulsive, and the other is a 28 year old trust-fund baby with no job who never leaves the couch.

 

[bunnymt]

My roommates:

1. don't smell too good (like a mildew-ciggarette smell mixed)
2. hog the kitchen
3. dirty up the kitchen and never clean.


bunny

 

[thefacelessballer]

lets see what i hate about mine::


!. Has people over untill 8am and doesnt clean up after them, after they spill beer over the floor.....

2. hasnt done dishes or clean in about 3 weeks

3. complains about how he is so tired, (his reason for not doing house work) but stays out till 3 in the morning when he has to be up@ 5am

4. after sleeping for 2 hours, he sleep in and comes bargining into my rrom to get me to drive him to work.

5. has car parts all around the house for his stoopid POS car which he will never fiz ever,

6. get hung on the same thing and obbsesses over it.. and talk to you about it, even though you dont care..


these are the main things there are more.. but its to many to write down

 

[visions]

First and foremost the nasty bitch leaves her dirty tampons wrapped up in toilet paper in the trash can in the bathroom for days at a time...after smellin some funk the other day its time to put a stop to that shit...ladies do you do this???

and to list a few others....

- Leaving an uncleaned spoon full of fluff and peanut butter in the sink that she used to eat from the jar (I eat pb from the jar too but I clean that shit )

- Leaving salads open on the countertop overnight

- Dumping her cigarette butts in the kitchen trash can

- Oh this is my favorite...she uses the dish sponge to clean the kitchen floor

- Waking up to her smoking a cigarette

- Listening to her talk on the phone every minute of the day as though the other person is deaf...I'm gettin off track but this is fun.

- Having her try to talk to me after I get home from work and I'm watchin tv as though she doesn't realize I'm watching tv.

- Asking me how to do everything.

- Asking me to do everything.

- Talks to me about who took her where and how much he makes

- Has the nerve to tell me she's "street smart"

AAGHHHHHH!!! I could probably kill the dumb bitch and not really think twice about it.

Scared yet fellas? This is probably along the lines of what us men have to look forward to. LOL

 

[Jowers]

Mine beats them all. one time I was studying for a history test that I had the next day and my roomate came in with this girl. i lived in a dorm at this time so the room was very small. Well I paid no attention to them untill i statrted heraing them having sex. I turned around and saw the bitch riding him. Well I said fuck this and left and went and stayed in a friends room. The next day my roomate and me got in a big fight

 

[vixenbabe]

LOL @ Visions....She's freak to save the "cotton ponies" in the trash bin!

I'd flip out with the dish sponge and floor routine too!

Face it..You live with a slob!

 

[Frackal]

They are always bitching...mom and sister...

 

[visions]

LOL @ Visions....She's freak to save the "cotton ponies" in the trash bin!

I'd flip out with the dish sponge and floor routine too!

Face it..You live with a slob!

more like a trust fund baby that's never done anything for herself in her life...oh I forgot she never shuts off the fuckin lights. I guess thats not a problem when your trust pays the bills