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Red Sam vs Plunkey meat up!
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PICK3
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redsamurai
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He can look at my 13 inch cock, I have no problem with that....he can suck it too if that's what he wants.
mrplunkey
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He can look at my 13 inch cock, I have no problem with that....he can suck it too if that's what he wants.
You are so close to coming out of the closet.
Just do it. Look on the bright side. It's not like people could think any less of you anyway.
PICK3
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yeah, I'm not sure I get that "it's okay with me if a dude sucks my dick" thing
just sayin'
mrplunkey
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My bullshit calls on him in the past have been 100% dead-on.
I'm close to calling this one. He may be gay.
And in all fairness, he may not know it yet either.
redsamurai
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He can look at my 13 inch cock, I have no problem with that....he can suck it too if that's what he wants.
while you're squatting 5 plates?
redsamurai
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PICK3
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mrplunkey
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youhim
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Something's not right with him but I admit I just can't quite figure it out yet. It's at least an unhealthy obsession. It could be as bad as a full-on homo fascination.
PICK3
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agreed!
If you meat him on teh sweater tour I'd be careful to keep your eye on your drink cuz he's likely to slip a date rape drug in it.
just sayin'
mrplunkey
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My only hope would be that with his perma-deadbeat status, he wouldn't be able to afford one.
PICK3
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thanks for your consideration, but I'm str8
RS/Plunkey will blossom in their bromance after their first private meat up
redsamurai
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ok enough of the creepy "meat" up talk.
redsamurai
Banned
You I'd have a shirley temple with.....him, not so much.
lol @ shirley temple. Im sure teh sweater would make him docile enough to be tolerable for a few drinks. he would have to wear teh sweater though to be enveloped in its wholesome goodness
chewyxrage
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woah....that was a female? yikes.
redsamurai
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I'll think about it if he agrees to an on the spot vibram powered drop kick to the face. Like before we even say "hi"...just straight to the face. And then I can take a picture of the word "vibram" imprinted on his cheek.
PICK3
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I'd hit it!
mrplunkey
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You flirt in the creepiest ways.
redsamurai
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here's round a bouts what it would look like..
mrplunkey
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Yeah, there's nothing geigh about guys in speedos putting their hands all over each other.
Just come out of the closet and be done with it. You're not fooling anybody.
redsamurai
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In case you're still not understanding what a standing drop kick entails despite a video demonstration....I'll let you in on somethin, ain't nobody be rubbin hands on nobody when I jump up and plant my vibrams to the side of your face. Only contact between us would be my vibrams to your cheek. Do you understand?
PICK3
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Yeah ... that's what I was trying to tell the gang down at Cutter's.
mrplunkey
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I used to enjoy getting under your skin.
Now I'm concerned you're getting sexually aroused instead.
redsamurai
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Keep thinkin that if that's what get's you hot. Me no let you ever get under my skin nor be sexually aroused by you even if you had tits and a great ass. There's a reason why a woman left a six figure salaried man she had kids with.
redsamurai
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If by "deed" you mean standing Randy Orton style dropkick to the face with a vibram finish, than hecks yeah we really do need to get it on.
mrplunkey
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If by "deed" you mean standing Randy Orton style dropkick to the face with a vibram finish, than hecks yeah we really do need to get it on.
Who would have thought a 30-something unemployed dreg of society with a foot fetish would have creepy sadomasochistic personality traits?
/shocked!
redsamurai
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I'm "sadomasochistic" because I fancy dropkicking you in the face? I beleive calling me sadomasochistic would mean that I would be the one wanting a vibram dropkick to the face.....which I can assure you I don't.
mrplunkey
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Maybe he accidentally put the vibrams up his butt and is wearing the mediation crystals on his feet.
That would explain his crotchety mood.
redsamurai
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I'm out of town so i haven't partaken in any crystal bowl meditation for some time now...that could explain my ornery moods as of late. But I don't see anything terribly aggressive about dropkicking people to the face. It should happen randomly throughout the day all over the planet. People just gettin dropkicked to the side of the head. We all need a wake me up every now and then right?
if you kick someones ass while wearing vibrams, arent you fingering them in the ass? 
mrplunkey
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I was waiting to let him embarrass himself a little more before pointing that out.
He sure talks tough for a guy who won't even post a squat video, huh? My bullshit detector is going off again -- and it's seldom incorrect.
mrplunkey
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if you kick someones ass while wearing vibrams, arent you fingering them in the ass?
Ahhh... that's it.
He's having an anal insertion fantasy.
There's a shocker.
nimbus
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heh heh heh
redsamurai
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if you kick someones ass while wearing vibrams, arent you fingering them in the ass?
redsamurai
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more boring drivel...let's hear more about why your wife got sprung on black cock and left you. knthx
mrplunkey
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Killer unpaid internship details please!
My redsam bullshit detector is going off now. We both know how incredibly accurate it is.
redsamurai
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no, more details on your wife leaving you. How many times did she make you tape her with black guys before you "had enough" and "put your foot down"..???
PICK3
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mrplunkey
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Wow! You're in a bad place!
I know. That's the fun part.
We should have a bookie event on whether we ever find out about this killer unpaid internship.
redsamurai
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Wow! You're in a bad place!
how so? I mean I'm just curious as to whether he's still kept the video's or not.
mrplunkey
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This is the five-plate squat redux.
It would be easier to tell us about your killer unpaid internship than all the e-squirming you're going to do over the next few days.
Let's hear about that killer internship!
redsamurai
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nah!! I think the details of a 5 year cuckolding are much more interesting, don't you think? Much more salacious
Did she make you go down on her after it was all over? hmmm??
mrplunkey
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Is there even an internship? Granted it's unpaid, but have they even let you on-site?
redsamurai
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what? does someone not like the topic change? 
mrplunkey
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what? does someone not like the topic change?
Are you just hanging-out around some company hoping they'll give you something to do for free?
No wonder you don't like capitalism.
mrplunkey
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This killer internship may have gone the route of all-natural pot smoke, 5-plate vibram-powered squats, massive inflation under Reagan and the well-to-do guy who can't spring $11/month for a plat membership.
redsamurai
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A) I would agree with that
B) I"m still in school ngr, it's an internship. He knows that too...he's just playing the silly cuckold again.
PICK3
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The funny thing about it is RS thinks he's invented the concept of making outrageous claims on the interweb that can't be substantiated.
mrplunkey
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The funny thing about it is RS thinks he's invented the concept of making outrageous claims on the interweb that can't be substantiated.
The best part is, he believes his own bullshit.
This is pure entertainment value.
PICK3
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mrplunkey
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maybe his internship is designed to lead him into a career in professional comedy
Well his employment aspects are laughable -- does that count as comedy?
redsamurai
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and for you.....
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mrplunkey
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But what makes it a "killer" internship???
PICK3
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thanks for clarifying what those flunkies in the office that fetch me coffee and make copies at my beckon command are
redsamurai
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what was so great about watching your wife take on a basketball team and then felching up the aftermess?
PICK3
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Why you two don't have each other on ignore is BEYONDme
"e" bromance is very complex
mrplunkey
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what was so great about watching your wife take on a basketball team and then felching up the aftermess?
I'm gonna guess: Killer means they won't hire you but you can tag along and fetch them coffee and dry cleaning if you agree to be quiet and stay out of the way?
And all for free?
That' $11/month for a plat membership is going to elude you forever at this rate.
redsamurai
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PICK3
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Actually my interns are in their senior year of pursing Geomatic degrees.
redsamurai
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I think I'm gettin the picture now....your wife forced you to suck a few of em didn't she? Oh man, you poor dude.
mrplunkey
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But are they regular interns or killer interns?
I think to be killer, they have to be 1) unpaid and 2) unwanted.
This someday could be RS... if someone would just actually allow him to enter the building:
redsamurai
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PICK3
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Why is RS so fixated on Plunkey's previous marriage.
Hasn't he had a past relationship with a female? Or is he still saving himself because he wants his wedding night to be something special?
redsamurai
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and I'm sure that coffee wouldn't have some extra "cream" in it if they knew how you felt about em. lol
mrplunkey
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Why is RS so fixated on Plunkey's previous marriage.
Hasn't he had a past relationship with a female? Or is he still saving himself because he wants his wedding night to be something special?
Yeah and he's traveled to Venus and won the lottery six times back-to-back.
Well actually, I'd believe those two things before I'd believe actually had a GF (ever).
Now let's hear about that killer internship!
redsamurai
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I"ve done some kinky shit but diving a black creampie ain't sometin I've ever tried. I'm just fascinated by a mans willingness to subvert his manhood so...that's all. Call me obsessed, I just want to know! I mean I have to endure this bossy little bottom wanting to know about every step i take in my daily life so I feel it's only fair I get to hear now about his past. I can't claim to take a shit without him demanding pictorial evidence so I only feel it's right you know?
mrplunkey
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I"ve done some kinky shit but diving a black creampie ain't sometin I've ever tried. I'm just fascinated by a mans willingness to subvert his manhood so...that's all. Call me obsessed, I just want to know! I mean I have to endure this bossy little bottom wanting to know about every step i take in my daily life so I feel it's only fair I get to hear now about his past. I can't claim to take a shit without him demanding pictorial evidence so I only feel it's right you know?
Translation: No Pick3 and Plunkey, I have never known a woman.
HTH
redsamurai
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I've done things with women you've only admitted to your computer late at night.
I guess the only thing which you've done with a woman that I haven't is get married to one. How'd that work out for you? The kids happy with that decision?
redsamurai
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oh, and how did you explain away to the kids the random men that would take up residence in your house for a few weeks at a time? Was that tough? I'd imagine it was. Kids are smart you know, they probably had it figured out anyways. lol
mrplunkey
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This would be so much easier on you if you'd just admit that you either couldn't get that killer unpaid internship or that it's a really shitty free job.
My RS bullshit detector is so accurate it's amazing.
redsamurai
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did you have to cook them breakfast in the morning too? Was that awkward having mommies bed bull sitting at the table drinking your coffee and reading your paper in front of your kids? Did you at least "buckle up" when he put his feet up on the breakfast table?
mrplunkey
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did you have to cook them breakfast in the morning too? Was that awkward having mommies bed bull sitting at the table drinking your coffee and reading your paper in front of your kids? Did you at least "buckle up" when he put his feet up on the breakfast table?
Does the imaginary killer unpaid internship also mean that study abroad program you were bragging about a while back is bullshit too?
You really are on a roll.
PICK3
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ololololol2
redsamurai
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there was no bragging dude, fuck sake man get a fucking hold of yourself. When someone say's I'm looking to study abroad next year...that's not "bragging" dipshit. And yeah, I still may go except I probably won't be going to the original country I intended because I can't work that language class into my schedule. So I'll probably go where I already know the language...germany or austria.
And this isn't an unpaid internship I"m on....and please stop saying "killer" as I never said that. I said it was sought after and it was.
mrplunkey
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Yet July 6 (two days ago):
I get it! It's one of those paid non-paycheck interships!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
This entertains me.
redsamurai
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my pay comes at the end. Right now I have no bills as I'm being room and boarded plus 3 meals a day. Like I said, it was "sought after" cause it's pretty fucking cool.
I know you're just pining for some sort of information about it so I'll tell you it's an agri. intership. And I'll bet if you put that little wind up brain of yours to work you might actually figure out specifics....after all I am nothing if not authentic.
mrplunkey
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my pay comes at the end. Right now I have no bills as I'm being room and boarded plus 3 meals a day. Like I said, it was "sought after" cause it's pretty fucking cool.
I know you're just pining for some sort of information about it so I'll tell you it's an agri. intership. And I'll bet if you put that little wind up brain of yours to work you might actually figure out specifics....after all I am nothing if not authentic.
So it IS a paid unpaid killer internship.
P.S. They call those kinds of jobs a summer farm hand -- but paid unpaid killer internship sounds cool too!
mrplunkey
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Yes, many farm hands are working with me in the office doing accounting.
idiot=you
You'd think an accounting type would realize that normal killer interns get a paycheck ever two weeks or so.
redsamurai
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redsamurai
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So do the farmhands.....difference is they go home to families. We're being put up on the property. I can ask them for the stipend right now and go home no big deal. You really need to understand that I have zero bills here. I can even gas my car on the property.
mrplunkey
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Sharecropping - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Sharecropping is a system of agriculture in which a landowner allows a tenant to use the land in return for a share of the crop produced on the land (e.g., 50% of the crop). This should not be confused with a crop fixed rent contract, in which a landowner allows a tenant to use the land in return for a fixed amount of crop per unit of land (e.g., 1 T/ha). Sharecropping has a long history and there are a wide range of different situations and types of agreements that have encompassed the system. Some are governed by tradition, others by law. Legal contract systems such as the Italian mezzadria,[1] the French métayage, and Spanish Mediero[2] occur widely. Islamic law contains a traditional "musaqat" sharecropping agreement[3] for the cultivation of orchards.
redsamurai
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Pretty sure I'm not getting paid in crops, pretty sure my school wouldn't ok an internship if kids were coming back saying they got paid in corn.....lmfao!!
keep trying tool.
keep trying tool.
mrplunkey
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You never know... paid unpaid killer internships may pay at the end in bull manure.
That's sure what it sounds like from here.
redsamurai
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Quit trying to steal my sunshine homie....I'm having the time of my life. This really was one of the coolest things I've done in my life. I'm honestly probably going to find full time work like this when I graduate. I'm not sitting in an office on my ass for 50 hours a week for the rest of my life. This was the right blend of manual labor and office work. I'll even bet I hit 505 when I max out ag.....wait, I mean 365...no wait, what did we agree upon again that I was allowed to squat? I can't remember what that arbitrary figure was that made your stale old mind comfortable. Could you refresh me please? Than I'll just say that I bet I hit 10 pounds over that amount when I get home.
mrplunkey
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I can easily belive that.
Whoooaaah now. Let's not get ahead of yourself. Let's both agree that you've got "unemployable" pretty much stamped across your forehead.
That reminds me... I called bullshit to the 5-plat vibrams squat but I also called bullshit to your "hot" girl. Am I going to have to put her on the RS bullshit list too? This things getting long. I'm gonna need to switch over to a spreadsheet.
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redsamurai
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I'll bet your ex was the only decent looking piece of ass you ever bedded and that's why you put up with the cuckolding wasn't it? You just thought "eventually she'll grow out of this and I can look my son in the eye again". But that never happened did it? The her growing out of it and the you looking your son in the eye...
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