Recipe ideas for a summer diet.

[Raina]

My summer diet consists of ice. But every few days I eat an orange tic tac for vitamin C.

It might sound dull but there are all sorts of ideas for how to make your ice diet more interesting:

Smoothie- blend ice and water. Yum!

Soup- melt ice in a pan for about 3 minutes until it's a little bit melty. Broth plus crunch=heaven

Popsicle- put toothpics into the ice tray. Great for children's parties.

Ice sculptures- carve out something beautiful and enjoy! If you're a vegetarian or vegan make sure to sculpt a carrot or something so you're not eating "meat".

Salad- put 1 cup of ice cubes in a bowl and shave blocked ice on top for decoration (great for entertaining)

And more ideas are welcome. Don't worry about vitamins or minerals. They just make you fat. I get all the nutrients I need just like plants do. Every day I stand with my feet buried about 6-8" into the ground and absorb my energy from the sun and the earth.

 

[Lestat]

wtf

 

[chefbone]

Great ideas. The next restaurant I open I'll name after you and use all of your glorious ideas. Why didn't I think of Ice Salad with shaved Ice?

 

[jestros]

damn fatty, put down the ice, you're going to blow up like fat albert

 

[Raina]

This is a fairly cheap diet to do and it's easy to remember-- if there are calories and you're eating anything other than ice, you can't have it. You'll get super ripped on this diet too because ice is hard and stuff.

 

[CENTURION44]

can i drink my "ice"

 

[wutangnomo]

This diet is only for the hardcore and not the faint of heart.

Careful with the brain freeze.

 

[Sub-Zero]

i hear the semen diet is all the craze now.

i wouldnt mind donating some directly to your intestines for faster obsorbtion

 

[Raina]

Actually Sublime, it would be awfully difficult to get semen into the portion of the intestional track that is responsible for absorption. You'd probably have to do it through the abdomen with an incision something right into the duodenum. But maybe that's your thing?

I'd decline your offer though because I don't ingest calories in the summer.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Actually Sublime, it would be awfully difficult to get semen into the portion of the intestional track that is responsible for absorption. You'd probably have to do it through the abdomen with an incision something right into the duodenum. But maybe that's your thing?

I'd decline your offer though because I don't ingest calories in the summer.

i wouldnt mind sticking my injector directly into your duodonum hole