Reasons to have sexual intercourse with various farm animals

[Nathan]

I'm curious as to everyone's favorite pick-up lines. They are asking on a radio show I listen to at work cause I'm simply just that cool.

Well, here's mine:

"Hi there. Will you sit on my face?"

 

[Thick dog]

You have pretty eyes. Would you mind if I ream your tailpipe while my ferret gnaws on your rug?

 

[paradox]

Would it be ok if I pleasured you?