Quickest way to go get laid!

[GrandMaster]

what do u guys got?
no fuck biddies, no gettin them drunk/intoxicated
no raping, not paying over $300 for a 1hr session and she doesnt swallow... no payment for that matter.


reason im asking is because i've done it all,, but i want to know if ther is another safer cheeper convienient way rather then the bad stuff?

 

[mistahsaleen]

Simply go up to some latin women and throw flowers on her and say hi want to have sex with me?

 

[mustang_00]

uuuh you've been with a hooker???

 

[jeepboi]

Please refer to them as StreetWalkers, as they dont have hooks.

 

[GrandMaster]

lol no, no hooker
not for me


easy cawk hungry cougar? YES!

 

[mistahsaleen]

uuuh no why is that your 1st assumption? actually latin women r pretty classy lol i was just bein stupid

uuuh you've been with a hooker???

 

[mustang_00]

not paying over $300 for a 1hr session and she doesnt swallow... no payment for that matter.

that's why!?!?!

 

[PolfaJelfa]

..300$..lmfao

 

[ego boner]

i have two lines that have worked for me GREAT!
when a girl says something after you have introduced your self someway, THE FIRST THING OUT OF HER MOUTH no matter what it is just stop, look her square in the eyes and say very calml but directly, FUCK OFF. and walk away, then about 5- 10 seconds after you start walking away, turn around, and crack a joke, and offer them a drink works everytime to break up the whole nervous thing on either part and puts you on the same level,,, the level of FUN

second on is if i am talking to a woman and anything that could be related to sex is stated, even if it is innocent, make a sexual parrallel to it, then make tha comment that you wouldnt know anything about good sex because you have a small penis, then by the end of the night they will make sure they get it proven to them, because they love to be right all the time at first, but ou get laid and then they like you cause you did lie to them and whip out a monster lol

 

[DeuceRooster]

Ego Boner: you are a genious! lol