Quick!!!

[WODIN]

I have achieved my annual erection. Boner, Hard on, woody, stiff pole, heat seeking moister missle, Rock of Gibralter, magnificant copy of the Washington Monument has arrived!

 

[Dial_tone]

I'll alert the media.

 

[HumorMe]

I figured at your age it was already petrified. Congrats though. I bet the problem now is figuring a way to use this opportunity.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

slight case of rigor mortis, I see

 

[WODIN]

Thank you...thank you all.

 

[jerkbox]

congrats old timer......


lol @ heat seeking moister missle

 

[Buddy_Christ]

this thread is great w/out pics. keep it that way. thanks.

 

[TheProject]

I'll alert the media.

That asshole stole my line!

 

[MAX 300]

call 1-800-I-NEED-A-HOOKER-NOW!

 

[SoKlueles]

this thread is great w/out pics. keep it that way. thanks.

bull shit!!!I want PICS
ill be his hooker

wait, did i say that?