Dear God man...
Why not hit up a place where you can pick your food items? Buffet sytle?
I know..I know..You are seeing some hole in the wall place where there are 500 lb. people stuffing their face.
IF you can find a decent buffet...You can pick out decent foods at least. Hit the salad bar . I'll be the chick picking the egg whites from the salad station,ripping off the skin from the chicken, and PRAYING they have garbanzo beans around.
Granted..I love to cook and we do not eat out much...BUT...YOU can make better choices IF you eat out a lot!
I wanna see the BIG HAIR...;-)