Question for the ladies: What if your boyfriend had a dick as big as your forearm.

[Test boy]

OK...this new boyfriend of yours is a real gentleman and has a good job. Then you find out that his dick is the size of the average womans forearm. What would you do???

 

[starfish]

pass out

 

[Test boy]

pass out

Before, during, or after???

 

[starfish]

before after and during

 

[Test boy]

Good answer...nice to see we have a good sport around here.

 

[starfish]

I just hope I don't hit my head when I fall

 

[Test boy]

Looks like spatterson and starfish are happy about their new boyfriend.

 

[angel20]

I would take a deep breath and let him put the big boy in!

 

[tripleV]

then i really wouldn't be game to try the whole anal thing

 

[Test boy]

Relax girls...he is very gentle and does not do anal since there is PLENTY of friction elsewhere.

 

[starfish]

friction That will make up for the knots on my head

 

[satanic goatslayer]

You seem to be obsessed with your penis.

I'm not passing judgement though, I have my own obsessions. Pesto sauce, mainly.

 

[Island Son]

I saw a girl-on-girl porn video where one woman stuck her hand up to her forearm into
oh, never mind.....

 

[Test boy]

I saw a girl-on-girl porn video where one woman stuck her hand up to her forearm into
oh, never mind.....

Watching a girl fist another girl is my absolute favorite. I know it is a little sick but it is erotic as hell. Is that porn available for rental?

 

[PinK233]

That thing is only going in halfway....

 

[Test boy]

Exactly...that is why we are all better off being smaller than your forearm.

 

[fiatconspiracy]

i have fisted a couple of girls......

 

[Test boy]

i have fisted a couple of girls......

I'd like to do that but my hands are XXXL.

Did they request it? How did they respond to it?

 

[HumorMe]

i have fisted a couple of girls......

Yea...but were they human beings? Goats, sheep and llamas don't count!

 

[Test boy]

Yea...but were they human beings? Goats, sheep and llamas don't count!

Yep...a very good point. Should be interesting if he weighs in with an answer.

 

[AAP]

OK...this new boyfriend of yours is a real gentleman and has a good job. Then you find out that his dick is the size of the average womans forearm. What would you do???

Obviously, she would be with a gay guy and sex would be a moot issue.

 

[Test boy]

Re: Re: Question for the ladies: What if your boyfriend had a dick as big as your forearm.

Obviously, she would be with a gay guy and sex would be a moot issue.

That confirmed my suspicions about you.

 

[toga22]

Hop on!! Locked, loaded and ready to play!!!

 

[Lady_Sheena]

I'd rent him out to make some income....

 

[Test boy]

Hop on!! Locked, loaded and ready to play!!!

Thats the spirit Toga.

 

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

as big as my forearm?

id run, i wouldnt want a huge cock rippin me in half

 

[Kahn]

More testboy cock bullshit, post the god damn pic

 

[Test boy]

I never said this fictional guy was me jerk off.

Only guys who get frustrated hearing about Big Johnsons are guys with Little Johnsons.

 

[AAP]

I never said this fictional guy was me jerk off.

Only guys who get frustrated hearing about Big Johnsons are guys with Little Johnsons.

Those that always talk about Big Johnsons are those that have little johnsons.

 

[Test boy]

Those that always talk about Big Johnsons are those that have little johnsons.

By that line of reasoning, all the guys who say they have 18+ arms actually have skinny arms. Somehow I doubt this to be true. People exaggerate...yes. I'm still trying to figure out where people decided that I claimed to have this monster Johnson. It is simply a survey that anyone could legitimately ask.

I claim to be in the top 5% thats all.

 

[Abbaddon]

By that line of reasoning, all the guys who say they have 18+ arms actually have skinny arms. Somehow I doubt this to be true. People exaggerate...yes. I'm still trying to figure out where people decided that I claimed to have this monster Johnson. It is simply a survey that anyone could legitimately ask.

I claim to be in the top 5% thats all.

wonder where?

Why are you so hostile to me? Second attack today. Is the fact that chicks dig really big dicks some kind of new discovery? I will post a few pics soon enough and you will see. Bet your the first one to hit on me after that. It is always the negative talkers that like it the most. I think you are intimidated by my penis.

Thats were.