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takniteasy
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Here's a funny story I received in my email today:
A stupid question deserves an appropriate answer....I was in Wal-Mart
buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador Retriever and was in line
to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the
hospital.
I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car
hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.[/QUOTE]
Hey Q-Tip
So, I am a lil late in catching up with you. Glad to see you are still pushing thru everything. It will all work out okay for you, just hang in there. After all, only a few more days til Christmas, right? 
A stupid question deserves an appropriate answer....I was in Wal-Mart
buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador Retriever and was in line
to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the
hospital.
I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car
hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.[/QUOTE]
Hey Q-Tip
So, I am a lil late in catching up with you. Glad to see you are still pushing thru everything. It will all work out okay for you, just hang in there. After all, only a few more days til Christmas, right? 
que_66
New member
takniteasy said:
Hey Q-Tip
Thanks chicky, like ya sig
The current situation & all it's various acoutrements is definately testing my moxy.
*M*'s been having car problems the last few days so I'm getting
I keep repeating
stay positive he'll be here
stay positive he'll be here
stay positive he'll be here
8 more days----- Merry Christmas to me!!
que_66
New member
Thursday 08/03/06
M1
1/2 c oatmeal w/splenda
48 oz coffee splenda/ff creamer
M2
2 egg whites
1 SF Jello
1 large cucumber
water
M3
6 oz iceberg lettuce
7 oz tuna
.25 c Red wive vinegrette dressing
1 tbsp flax oil mixed in dressing
water
M4
2 egg whites
1 applesauce cup
1 large cucumber
M5
16 oz Diet Coke
@20 chicken nuggets
(scratches head - I was in a hurry - grabbed some at the store while pickin up rx - I didn't really think about the breading cuz I don't eat chicken nuggets very often)
NOTE TO SELF: CHICKEN NUGGETS = REALLY BAD IDEA
M6
1 tbsp Skippy NPB
water: 1 Liter (& working on the 2nd one)
Total: 2209 (MAX is 1830: over by 379 cals)
Fat: 107 - 45%
Carbs: 164 - 28%
Fiber: 13 - 0%
Protein: 143 - 27%
M1
1/2 c oatmeal w/splenda
48 oz coffee splenda/ff creamer
M2
2 egg whites
1 SF Jello
1 large cucumber
water
M3
6 oz iceberg lettuce
7 oz tuna
.25 c Red wive vinegrette dressing
1 tbsp flax oil mixed in dressing
water
M4
2 egg whites
1 applesauce cup
1 large cucumber
M5
16 oz Diet Coke
@20 chicken nuggets
(scratches head - I was in a hurry - grabbed some at the store while pickin up rx - I didn't really think about the breading cuz I don't eat chicken nuggets very often)
NOTE TO SELF: CHICKEN NUGGETS = REALLY BAD IDEA
M6
1 tbsp Skippy NPB
water: 1 Liter (& working on the 2nd one)
Total: 2209 (MAX is 1830: over by 379 cals)
Fat: 107 - 45%
Carbs: 164 - 28%
Fiber: 13 - 0%
Protein: 143 - 27%
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