que_66 said:G'morning EF!
Runnin late cuz I didn't get much sleep - I'm not complaining cuz I was on da phone laffin my azz off. I was just too excited to go to sleep.
Oh well I have CB
Time to go and try to avoid the commission of a felony. (IE: the intern)
Hope you have a great day!!!
This is exactly why I love this site!! See someone else who can get as cranky as I can... Good thing you have more brain power to stop yourself from following through on your words... I'm affraid if he did that to me this past saturday... Well he would be a female and talking in a real high pitch.... His mom would have the set.que_66 said:They hired an intern for the summer and put him in the basement with the rest of the socially challenged IT staff. He's a high school student who admits to having OCD & being bipolar. (ok, I know how to deal with that so it's ok.) He doesn't shut up, EVER.
He immediately started doggin me for my food choices & that he's going to hide my lunchbox, etc.. He bragged about being able to eat whatever he wants, whenever he wants, etc. etc.
He went to the snack machine and bought the Honey bun that's been calling my name all day. (Thank you! I was hoping someone would but that thing)
Then he did the unthinkable.
He stood next to my desk, shoved the dietary kryptonite in my face & then proceeded to eat it while making all of the appropriate sounds. If it had been anything OTHER THAN a honey bun.............
I took a deep breath and politely stated that if he ever did that to me again I would staple his eyelids to the back of his head and then remove his testicles, mail them to his mother and never break a sweat.
The net admin stepped in, pulled him away from my desk and said:
#1 never ever ever tease her with a honey bun, EVER!
#2 don't mess with her food, it's not wise,
#3 run if you want, she will catch you and she will remove body parts if you mess with her too much."
The other tech was also standing there, he waited till the net admin was done and all he said was: He's being serious, really, he isn't joking. I have a newfound respect for my net admin
I proceeded on putting an entire 7 oz foil pack of tuna on my veggie salad and eating lunch.(yes I remembered the glucorrel)
Two words:
MELATONIN MUFFINS
Did I mention that I'm the youngest of 14? - - There were always about 8 of us runnin around, the 4 closest in age to me were all boys. Needless to say I learned to defend myself in some very clever ways.treilin said:
Yep I have two older brother's I know ALL about defending yourself!!!!que_66 said:Did I mention that I'm the youngest of 14? - - There were always about 8 of us runnin around, the 4 closest in age to me were all boys. Needless to say I learned to defend myself in some very clever ways.
If I had been carb cycling & on a low carb day - - I'd be wearing an orange jumpsuit and living in a small cell by now. It was a honeybun.
all day.
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