Pro Wrestling

[NAWFkappy]

Now...I noticed by the Curt Hennig thread that a lot of you are at least casual wrestling fans(a lot more than would probably admit in public, anyway) but what I am wondering is, are any of you guys in here pro wrestlers? I mean are you independent guys, where are you from, who do you work for, blah blah.....just curious.

 

[Citruscide]

What's up dude... You know my story, I'm sure... but I haven't seen any guys who have done indy work on this board, and if they have, they've kept it to themselves...

I know you have been IN the business for what? 3 years now? or more? We missing something?

C-ditty

 

[strider364]

I did a try out for the WCW in 1996, went down to "The Power Plant" in Atlanta, I made the try out and was invited to train for a fee. Two other guys made it with me that tryout, one went on to be Evan Karagias. I never went back, I regret my decision for not following through with it. Not that Evan Karagias is big now, it's that he did make it for awhile, could have been me.

 

[AAP]

Big Brother Val is.

Freak Daddy wanted to be a luchadore, but was told he was too ugly and had too many tattoos.

I auditioned once. Called myself the Chocolate Road Warrior. Came out with football pads on. Instead of spikes, I had them lined with dildos. My finishing move was the Orifice Invader. Even had ideas for a valet named Syphilis too.

 

[Bullit]

Instead of spikes, I had them lined with dildos. My finishing move was the Orifice Invader. Even had ideas for a valet named Syphilis too.

 

[the nature boy]

lol @ aap

 

[Citruscide]

Big Brother Val is.

Freak Daddy wanted to be a luchadore, but was told he was too ugly and had too many tattoos.

I auditioned once. Called myself the Chocolate Road Warrior. Came out with football pads on. Instead of spikes, I had them lined with dildos. My finishing move was the Orifice Invader. Even had ideas for a valet named Syphilis too.

You could use other submission holds such as the :

Grim Rimmer , or the Turn and Cough

Yeah, I know NAWFKappy is awesome, I've seen some of his indy work... pretty damn good.

C-ditty

 

[AAP]

For truly * ahem * hardcore matches.. I replaced the dildos with vibrators. Click them babies on all at once, the mass vibrations would buzz me around the ring like a spinning pinata possessed by Satan himself.

Carried a string of anal beads in my knee pad to knock cold my opponents when the referee had his back turned. Climb the turnbuckles and after much giggling and posing - launch my version of the flying bodypress that I remodeled and renamed the Flying STD. Then I would pin them in the 69 position.

 

[Big Brother Val]

For truly * ahem * hardcore matches.. I replaced the dildos with vibrators. Click them babies on all at once, the mass vibrations would buzz me around the ring like a spinning pinata possessed by Satan himself.

Carried a string of anal beads in my knee pad to knock cold my opponents when the referee had his back turned. Climb the turnbuckles and after much giggling and posing - launch my version of the flying bodypress that I remodeled and renamed the Flying STD. Then I would pin them in the 69 position.

Ahhh... the memories. I remember this is how you pulled out the win for us in one of our Steel Burrito matches with Freak Daddy and the Nature Boy.

 

[saint808]

i missed my opportunity to train in HWA with Les Thatcher's crew. I was invited back was the sad thing... i am just too damn old and that shit hurts.