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[Arabian]

I will award a 7 day plat membership maybe two for the funniest situation or story that you have been in.. Im ready to laugh so lets do.

btw : the purpose of this is to give you access to plat benefits so that at the end of your trial , hopefully you willsee the benefit of the plat and join this great site:

 

[puddlemonkey]

in!

 

[Lambruh]

sup

 

[chris302001]

sup

go back and reread the part where it says share your funniest story/situation

 

[hurricane]

why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[Smurfy]

go back and reread the part where it says share your funniest story/situation

thats the best he could do...

 

[Arabian]

go back and reread the part where it says share your funniest story/situation

hahalololol

 

[puddlemonkey]

sup

The ceiling is whats up, but you should be more concerned with the door and how hard its going to hit you on your way out.



HA!

 

[Arabian]

thats the best he could do...

Smurf, I think thats the new ebonics for a whole novel, lololol

 

[Arabian]

thats the best he could do...

Oh btw: can I come over NOW? Ive told everyone I know we are seeing each other and If im not seen with you they are going to think Im lying......................

 

[hurricane]

sup

lumberg alter

 

[SMASHING MACHINE]

in 8th grade (yes that long ago), i was visiting my girlfriends family during thanksgiving when i had to take a major loaf. i ended up clogging the toilet so badly it wouldnt even jiggle with the attempted flushes. to make matters worse it stunk bad and there was no plunger. here i am stuck like this with her entire family about 10 feet away. well i noticed that there was a tree faily close to the window but i couldnt reach it without going outside. climbed out the first story bathroom window, broke off a stick, climbed back in, and broke that monster up the best i could so it would flush. all in all i was probably in the bathroom for 20 mins. i thought i got away with it until her cousin who was in high school at the time asked me in front of everyone what i needed a stick for in the bathroom... apparently he had been at the grill and seen me... she dumped me like 3 days later.

 

[Smurfy]

Oh btw: can I come over NOW? Ive told everyone I know we are seeing each other and If im not seen with you they are going to think Im lying......................

Sure, but Im not home

 

[the_alcatraz]

In for some k love!

 

[Arabian]

In for some k love!

why dont you give me some k, for a change?

 

[the_alcatraz]

why dont you give me some k, for a change?

already did bor

 

[Arabian]

Thanks for the K Smurfy,,

 

[HAYEZ]

i drank a 24 pack of beer...i took a worng turn at the wrong bridge...i hit a sandbar with my boat doing aorund 30mph....i flipped the boat on its side and skidded in the sand...my 3 frioends in back flew to the front of the boat and got all banged up....my friend was below makign sandwiches....when i went on the side he flipped over and all the food and mayo shot everywhere....it was a fuckign mess....we all lived..so no harm...
(also a big fu for the whiners that will not like my story!lolololol)

 

[ortiz34]

holy repost