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calveless wonder
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So I decided to go out last night because one of my friends, who ive known for several years, was in town to DJ. He moved because he's made a decent name for himself and plays bigger venues but comes back every once in awhile.
One of my best friends pussed out and didnt go because he had a bad day, and i ended up just going with his girlfriend who i'm also close with, and her brother's girlfriend.
So anyways, we get to the club and this total toolbox walks in with his shirt like 3/4ths unbuttoned. He was in decent shape but that really doesn't make any less super faggotry. He starts talking to my friend's girlfriend, obviously trying to hit on her, and somehow they get into discussion about a stripping contest. My friend's girlfriend is kinda an attention whore but she's really good at fucking with guys who hit on her and totally making them look like idiots.
so somehow they agree that him and his buddy, and my female friend will do a little dance off by this large pole thats in the place, and some of the females around will judge.
My friend's gf didn't actually strip, just kinda pole danced relatively whoreishly.
So the dude is up next, and i turn around and starting talking to another friend because i don't want to witness that faggotry.
When i turn around a few minutes later to face the bar and order a drink, dude is like straight fucking the pole with his shirt off swinging around that thing like a fireman. All the people in the place were like wtf? It was the most embarrassing thing i've ever seen. He was so into it and thought he'd get laid by doing it. I went outside to smoke a cigarette and when i came back he was still at it, so i'm guessing he was going for a good 10 minutes.
The guy must have thought he was really hot shit to pull something that retarded, but him and his icepick scarred face were just the clowns for the evening.
(FYI, my best friend knows his girlfriend does that type of shit, so it was nothing out of the ordinary. she even does it when she's with him. Always the first chick to jump on the bar. they have a weird ass relationship bc they've been together since high school. he actually does a lot worse than her as far as fucking other girls, but they accept it/turn a blind eye and somehow make it work)
One of my best friends pussed out and didnt go because he had a bad day, and i ended up just going with his girlfriend who i'm also close with, and her brother's girlfriend.
So anyways, we get to the club and this total toolbox walks in with his shirt like 3/4ths unbuttoned. He was in decent shape but that really doesn't make any less super faggotry. He starts talking to my friend's girlfriend, obviously trying to hit on her, and somehow they get into discussion about a stripping contest. My friend's girlfriend is kinda an attention whore but she's really good at fucking with guys who hit on her and totally making them look like idiots.
so somehow they agree that him and his buddy, and my female friend will do a little dance off by this large pole thats in the place, and some of the females around will judge.
My friend's gf didn't actually strip, just kinda pole danced relatively whoreishly.
So the dude is up next, and i turn around and starting talking to another friend because i don't want to witness that faggotry.
When i turn around a few minutes later to face the bar and order a drink, dude is like straight fucking the pole with his shirt off swinging around that thing like a fireman. All the people in the place were like wtf? It was the most embarrassing thing i've ever seen. He was so into it and thought he'd get laid by doing it. I went outside to smoke a cigarette and when i came back he was still at it, so i'm guessing he was going for a good 10 minutes.
The guy must have thought he was really hot shit to pull something that retarded, but him and his icepick scarred face were just the clowns for the evening.
(FYI, my best friend knows his girlfriend does that type of shit, so it was nothing out of the ordinary. she even does it when she's with him. Always the first chick to jump on the bar. they have a weird ass relationship bc they've been together since high school. he actually does a lot worse than her as far as fucking other girls, but they accept it/turn a blind eye and somehow make it work)
