Porn's ONLY downfall

[Freak Show]

can give you a distorted sense of reality.

you automatically think that the bank teller in the drive through is naked from the waste down workin a dildo and that at any moment she's gonna jump in your car and ride you like the penny pony in front of grocery stores.
you honestly start to believe that all girls would love to have a lesbian experience and let you be a part of it.
you think that pokin a girl in the ass is easy and it really doesn't take much preparation.

sadly, i have fallen prey to this distortion. however, sometimes living in fantasy is much easier than dealing with reality.

Ok, that's it.....no really...i'm done now. you may discuss.

 

[Virtual Acid]

LOL, nice....When i grow up, i wanna be a porn star, and fuck lots and lots of ugly men with hairy balls... but most of all i want to learn how to twist my legs around my neck,, and KEEP the red high heels on !!!

 

[2Thick]

LOL, nice....When i grow up, i wanna be a porn star, and fuck lots and lots of ugly men with hairy balls... but most of all i want to learn how to twist my legs around my neck,, and KEEP the red high heels on !!!

Wait a minute...do I know you???

 

[Paulos]

LOL, nice....When i grow up, i wanna be a porn star, and fuck lots and lots of ugly men with hairy balls... but most of all i want to learn how to twist my legs around my neck,, and KEEP the red high heels on !!!

MOM???

 

[Freak Show]

and KEEP the red high heels on !!!

have you tried staples?
its actually quite easy i suppose. this one girl managed to keep em on for our stint. started on the couch, went to the bed, moved to the shower, then back to the bed. i was impressed by it until i noticed the HUGE scuff marks they left on my tub and walls.

 

[Virtual Acid]

MOM???

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

 

[Fast Twitch Fiber]

I like how they change positions without pulling out. And why is it that you never see them applying the lube for anal scenes? Also, why is that they never have poop on their sticks after the anal scenes

 

[MassiveGunz]

porn has a llot of hot bitches wiht big tits.

 

[prophet]

the only thing that i find to be misleading in porn is the themes...when i was younger i thought after seeing a porn that if i started fondling the secratary she would fuck me. i was wrong i guess she hadn't seen the same porn as me. i got thrown out of that school