Pills,Porn and Alcohol

[Spartacus]

dman my entire amex bill can be divided into one of those three categories
kind confused how to classify a date with a lush that was a major chunk

 

[Lestat]

you spend a lot of money on porn?

 

[Spartacus]

dates=porn

 

[heatherrae]

dates=porn

Now that is signature worthy

 

[Spartacus]

why don't they have a rewards program that emphasizes having a good time
the hell with gas and groceries

 

[Spartacus]

let's write a song together
I got the title out there

 

[cmdubs]

sounds like a good time to me bro

 

[Spartacus]

she used to work-out regular and compete
I spoke with her on the phone for quite some time over 3 days before our date
and she was always drinking wine
smoking too
still only weighed 106 or so

 

[cmdubs]

hot

 

[slat1]

You can write all that stuff off.
Interestingly, a lot of big money business meetings occur at strip clubs these days. Write that stuff off!

 

[Spartacus]

You can write all that stuff off.
Interestingly, a lot of big money business meetings occur at strip clubs these days. Write that stuff off!

I did

 

[Spartacus]

hey slat you're a wordly guy
how do you get a receipt from a stripper?
I've never bought a lap dance in my life
butt if I did

 

[The Shadow]

You can write all that stuff off.
Interestingly, a lot of big money business meetings occur at strip clubs these days. Write that stuff off!

Yeah - LMAO

Classifiy that meeting as a business meeting


LOL

 

[Spartacus]

Well it ain't much all right I know
But it's the only song I know
2 a.m. And the traffic's slow
Another ladie's nite in buffalo

 

[gotmilk]

how do you get a receipt from a stripper?

You have to go to Staples, buy a REDIFORM sales book, carbonless 2 part...

and bring a pen with you

 

[gotmilk]

 

[Cutiebaby]

I can see writing off on a strip club but can you really do it with a private stripper or a prostitute?

 

[Spartacus]

"let somebody love you before it's too late"
I figure I got some years left

 

[Spartacus]

and still make a wise choice

 

[Spartacus]

sounds like a good time to me bro

"Forget your lust for the rich mans gold
All that you need is in your soul,
And you can do this if you try.
All that I want for you my son,
Is to be satisfied."

 

[jnevin]

Yeah - LMAO

Classifiy that meeting as a business meeting


LOL

The club rarely has its actual name on the receipt. It's usually a parent company so the hubbies of the world don't get caught.



Eh, I've heard.

 

[Spartacus]

well
what brand of trousers am I going to wear tonight

 

[jnevin]

well
what brand of trousers am I going to wear tonight

Snow white patent leather assless chaps. And an acid washed jean jacket. And roller skates. And a Ted Koppel toupee.


Or throw on some seven jeans, a good shirt, good shoes, and a mask of a stiff you've been working on. The real face, of course.


Jesus, I've been listening to too much Rob Zombie.

 

[Spartacus]

you people don't know much about accounting

 

[Spartacus]

Snow white patent leather assless chaps. And an acid washed jean jacket. And roller skates. And a Ted Koppel toupee.


Or throw on some seven jeans, a good shirt, good shoes, and a mask of a stiff you've been working on. The real face, of course.


Jesus, I've been listening to too much Rob Zombie.

I'm thinking that's kind of a good reply

 

[Spartacus]

fvck

 

[Spartacus]

spartacus just had an organic argula salad with roka blue cheese and tomato wedges
I've changed

 

[yonkers weights]

Sounds like a normal Saturday...

 

[jnevin]

I need help.

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

best post of the day!

 

[gotmilk]

Candy's fucking expensive

 

[Spartacus]

I need help.

I've had a couple of relapses since february

 

[jnevin]

I've had a couple of relapses since february

I meant for the wearing the face of one of your customers thing, but I should ease off the sauce a bit too. Been having more than I should more often than I should.