personal trainers going off in the gym

[the People's Champ]

so there were these pt's off duty, axing me how many sets I gots left in the power rack. when I answered, they left mumbling all pissed and anxious to get their "squat" on. since there were a number of them, I said I had 3 sets left in the rack, so once I get done, they are no where to be seen. well, at the end of my workout, they all gather to the power rack, sounding like football players getting all jazzed because its the homecoming game. well, after like five minutes of hearing these dudes yelling at each other like they are in boot camp, I look over to their direction, and I saw one dude repping 315 of quarter squats. I am like wtf? so wait and watch the power rack follies, and the next pt bust some reps of 315, again quarter squats.

then they start talking shit to this one pt off duty across the gym and he scurries over and takes the little handle bar cushion of the bar screaming that its for ladies, and does his share of the quarter squat of 315. as he is descending, he can't get back up and there are no safety bars set up so the spotter (also an off duty pt), grabs him bearhug style from behind and thrusts his hips towards the squatter, kind of like the action of doing a belly to belly suplex, but repeatedly because the squatter could not for the life of him go back up.

EVERYONE in the gym started laughing, even the pts after they rerack the weight. and the pt that was squatting was so red with humiliation and rage that he just left.

fruitcakes

ps. I know I can't tell storeies very well, but this is true

 

[gymrat]

I hate guys (PT) who set a bad example of working out. At my gym the personal trainers all look like shit.

 

[Citruscide]

That's hilarious... so it looked like the PT's were butfucking each other... and the guy looked like a pansy for saying "it's for the ladies".... haha

Bitches.

C-ditty

 

[BodhiDharma]

OWNED!

 

[the People's Champ]

That's hilarious... so it looked like the PT's were butfucking each other... and the guy looked like a pansy for saying "it's for the ladies".... haha

Bitches.

C-ditty

he actually threw it across the gym , how professional. also, these guys were a about my height and a little bigger. me=5'10.5@190 atf squat@245

 

[supersizeme]

guys just for the record(i wasn't planning on explaining myself), i wanted to let you know that the reason i got buried under that set i did was because i had just done quarter squats with 650 earlier that morning and was already sore. and the reason i hurled that pad across the room was because, when i touched it, it was all sweaty and i can't stand sweat so i threw it in a small fit of rage. that normally helps me get fired up for an intense set of quarter sqauts, but like i said i had just done them that morning.

 

[HappyScrappy]

you guy's should really be more considerate, there are PTs on this board.

 

[The Terminator]

You must workout at a 24 hr. fitness... I don't tink they give these guys any training at all, just throw em' in there and let them "train" clients.

 

[the People's Champ]

close, bally's at $11/month, you can't beat that.

 

[Testosterone boy]

you guy's should really be more considerate, there are PTs on this board.

Yep...and these are not good times to be self employed in a business that people do not absolutely need. I'd be hurting for sure if I wasn't friends with my clients. They have largish businesses so they keep me around since it doesn't hurt them too bad.

 

[Sofa sniffs Sonnys pantys]

Im going to get banned soon, so here goes...some choice quotes from EliteFitness' own resident cradle robber...SofaGeorge:

Please, upgrade your firewall. Your panties are showing.

This is a threat he issued to another member he didnt like...an obvious reference to port scanning/hacking. Funny thing, as soon as I touched a nerve by saying that its wrong for a single guy of dubuious moral character (sex industry, steroids, porno, alcohol, smoking etc) to host an underage female exchange student, my computer, all of a sudden, starts getting scanned in hacking attempts to get into my computer. Here is the IP that one of the scans emanated from 218.41.57.207 and 151.37.39.222 my firewall says they are addys in California, where our pervert lives. Coincidence? You decide.

Here is this exchange student host, speaking on his area of expertise:

Are you taking anti depressants or any kind of SSI drug? They can severely retard ejaculation.

Usually inability to ejaculate during sex, if your not taking SSI's, is because you are only achieving partial or weak erections.

There is only 1 therapy for premature ejaculation that is almost 100% successful... that is ICP therapy with mixed vaso-dialators.

Go to www.bostonmedical.com

They have the best available program in the US (and world wide.) Their program is expensive, though. It will cost you about $500.

The secondary side effect of ICP treatment is you get a two hour woody.

I'm in. : )

Anal is gay? I don't believe that.

This is too cool. I had a bunch of teenage German girls at my house again for another weekend sleep over.

And heres a doozy, Sofa Talking about the fate of cradle robbing perverts...notice the last sentence...you may never get caught...well Sofa, you will get caught. Mark my words, panty sniffer.

Let me explain it to you like this. Think of the letter "R." Actually think of a nice big letter "R." It will be black and made out of thick fabric. When you get to prison it is going to be sewn on all of your shirts. You will have to wear it every day. It is to designate you as a "Risk" inmate. It is something that is placed on all inmates who have been convicted of a sex crime like rape or child molestation, arson, or who have an escape history. In prison when you wear the "R" you can try to explain to Bubba and Elmont all you want that she was a hot chick and you just decided to dip your wick into a 16 year old. They might believe you. They probably want. You will be known as a baby booty bandit. They will kick your ass. They will f-ck your ass. They will make you lick toilets for their entertainment.

Then again, you might never get caught.

 

[KAYNE]

sofa sniffs

I JUST GAVE YOU SOME GREEN.......NOW WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE.



KAYNE