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Alright so i bodybuild. I'm 5'5 21yrs old and 155lbs of solid muscle maybe 10% bf if that... So for my height i have incredible size. And get this... people ask me all the time if i work out. What kind of fucking rhetorical question is that... They know i'm going to answer "YES" but you see I don't. I tell them "NO." I tell them a very convincing story about how my dad is a professional bodybuilder, and that he took so many supplements that when he knocked my mom up it caused me to produce different types of chromosomes that helped me develop into a this body since i was a child, and that i have never touched a weight in my life.
Now I don't know if this is to be proud of but when it comes to lying to someones face, or a polygraph i'm one of the best... I'm just saying i could convince most people that a piece of dog shit i found in the park was worth money and could make them buy it. Lets just say I'm a very convincing person. Anyways I've fed people this story out of my hands, and have gotten many among many people to believe it about how i got to the size i am now.
I never knew people were so mindless and moronic but i stand corrected, or maybe my demeanor is just wayyyy tooooo trustworthy. Who knows...
Now I don't know if this is to be proud of but when it comes to lying to someones face, or a polygraph i'm one of the best... I'm just saying i could convince most people that a piece of dog shit i found in the park was worth money and could make them buy it. Lets just say I'm a very convincing person. Anyways I've fed people this story out of my hands, and have gotten many among many people to believe it about how i got to the size i am now.
I never knew people were so mindless and moronic but i stand corrected, or maybe my demeanor is just wayyyy tooooo trustworthy. Who knows...
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And I thought i was the only one who noticed that!
