Mincher's Dungeon
Brian's new home gym is awesome. The Okies came from the four corners (well 3 anyway) of the state to test our mettle. What a gathering it was... The attendees were Brian "The Bencher" Mincher, BigOkie and Screwball. There was so much testosterone flying around the place I thought we were going to commence "whooping" each others asses. By the way, we don't know what a "tapout" is in OKlahoma. You either "whoop" or get "whooped". That's a little sucker punch from the Okie Crew to the Florida Crew (AKA - The Sunshine Boys) (He, he). We managed to contain ourselves and decided to put an "ass-whoopping" on the weight instead.
First, a brief description of Mincher's Dungeon. The Dungeon was filled with implements of torture: There was the Rack (power, that is), the arm stretcher (lat pulldown), whipping bands & chains and the stability ball of death. Needless to say, I broke out into a cold sweat when I stepped through the Dungeon's doorway. I was praying to the Iron Gods to give me strength.
We began the workout with speed bench. We used three chains per side and added 5 lbs. to each set for a total of 6-7 sets. Even though there were three of us we still moved pretty quickly. I thought that everyone used good form and good speed. BigOkie was the quickest. More weight for BigOkie in the future. (He, he) After, we hit a few singles to test our speed and Brian "shirted up" and gave 450 lbs. a ride a couple of times. 500 lbs. is not far from falling my friends - stay tuned.
Next we did JM's. I admit that I don't do these very often beacause I don't know what the hell I'm doing. Anyway, Brian and BigOkie showed me the proper form and I think I got somewhere close to good form after a couple of sets. We worked up to 315 lbs. and my triceps are feeling it today. Thanks for the help Brian & BigOkie. I will definitely work on these more often and try to perfect my form. My tris should benefit.
Then we did low pulley rows. We just kept adding weight (25-35 lbs.) for 4-5 sets and pulled 8-12 reps. Last set was in the 250 lb. range I think. BigOkie looked like he was in a damn racing skiff on the Thames River. His range of motion was twice mine and three times Brian's. He must of done 3-4 times the actual work that Brian & I did. Ain't it a bitch to have long arms. Damn, I thought my arms were long. Big Okie should be carrying a Housefeld (sp?) stone for GPP & AR.
Finally, we finished up with some rotator work and pushdowns. Brian showed me some exercise variations for rotator work which I will be using in the future.
All in all, it took about 75-90 minutes - not too bad. I was sweating like a freakin pig and I was winded a couple of times. I don't think Brian or BigOkie even broke a sweat. Thank god, Brian gave me a towel during the workout so I wasn't dripping all over the equipment. My GPP is for shit!
After the workout we debated training techniques and Brian & his wife grilled hamburgers and hotdogs for lunch. We ate and talked and ate and talked and, well... I think you get the picture. BigOkie gave me some good advice on assisted and unassisted band pulls for my deadlift as well as stability ball work. Both Brian and Big Okie gave me good advice on GPP & AR exercises which I intend to incorporate into my own training. We decided that Brian may need to work in his shirt more and hit 3-5 boards in a shirt with band tension to work the beginning of his lockout (transition point) and maintain the shirted groove. BigOkie needs to continue to hit his triceps hard and his bench will make big jumps. I expect for BigOkie to be well over 300 lbs. by the end of the year. As for me, well, I need to work my damn middle. Abs and lower back 4-5 times a week from now on.
Thanks again to Brian and his family. I had a great time and it was nice to train with like-minded people who are knowledgeable and dedicated. I hope to do it again soon See ya!
- Screwball