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In world cup rugby the Scots are on to the quarters and the pasta monkeys are on the way home. :beer: :garza:

Damn I'm glad to be in Scotland right now.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
I think Scotland would fancy their chances of beating France, Ireland, or Argentina in the 1/4's. However, they copped a hell of a hiding off the Springboks in a World Cup warm-up with both sides playing at full strength. I think Scotland's World Cup will end in the semis at the hands of South Africa. The Springboks will themselves get beaten in the final by new Zealand.
 
Isn't that like beating the costa ricans at football? C'mon......are the Italians a rugby powerhouse or something? Granted I know shit about Rugby because it sucks balls.............but I know enough to know that the Italians aren't some worldwide powerhouse. Now the Australians and the New Zealanders are a different story. I'm sure it's fun to play........but god what an awful sport to watch, worse than hockey IMO. Wanna impress me?.........go beat the Italians in a sport they know how to play........like soccer.
 
redsamurai said:
Isn't that like beating the costa ricans at football? C'mon......are the Italians a rugby powerhouse or something? Granted I know shit about Rugby because it sucks balls.............but I know enough to know that the Italians aren't some worldwide powerhouse. Now the Australians and the New Zealanders are a different story. I'm sure it's fun to play........but god what an awful sport to watch, worse than hockey IMO. Wanna impress me?.........go beat the Italians in a sport they know how to play........like soccer.
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You sound like a jealous guinea right now.

Italy is decent at rugby, but I'm in Scotland and they won so it's fucking sweet.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Let me know when the Scots build a car as nice as a Ferrari.
 
Mr. dB said:
Let me know when the Scots build a car as nice as a Ferrari.
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they make some nice bagpipe powered scooters...........or so I've heard.............. :lmao:


But we can't be too hard on em.........when the crown jewel of your national cuisine is Haggas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haggis).........not much should be expected from the country in general.........joooos sayin....... ;)
 
Guess we'll just have to settle with introducing to the world; anesthesia, video, insulin, the telephone, geology, penicillin, radar, economics, whiskey, refrigerators, antiseptics, bakelite, television, morphine, the US Navy and Capitalism :D

And pink bathtubs, ya, definitely ours also :D
 
Stoßtruppe said:
Guess we'll just have to settle with introducing to the world; anesthesia, video, insulin, the telephone, geology, penicillin, radar, economics, whiskey, refrigerators, antiseptics, bakelite, television, morphine, the US Navy and Capitalism :D

And pink bathtubs, ya, definitely ours also :D
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Video? John Logie Baird's mechanical scan system never caught on. We use Farnsworth's system, and he was a Yank.

"Whiskey"? Are you Irish? What's with the "e"???

Bakelite? Baekeland was Belgian.

Antiseptics? Lister was working in Glasgow, but he was English.

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During the French Revolution, a priest, a drunkard and a Scotsman were being led to the guillotine. They ask the priest if he wants to face up or down when he meets his fate. The priest says that he would like to face up so he will be looking toward heaven when he dies. They raise the blade of the guillotine, release it, it comes speeding down and suddenly stops just inches from his neck. The authorities take this as divine intervention and release the priest.

Next the drunkard comes to the guillotine. He also decides to die face up hoping that he will be as fortunate as the priest. They raise the blade of the guillotine, release it, it comes speeding down and suddenly stops just inches from his neck. So they release the drunkard as well.

Then came the Scotsman's turn. He too decides to die facing up. They slowly raise the blade of the guillotine, when suddenly the Scotsman says: "Hey, I see what your problem is."
 
Mr. dB said:
Let me know when the Scots build a car as nice as a Ferrari.
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Let me know when those damn wops build a car I can fit into and I'll give a damn.

red:
And what the fuck is HAGGAS?

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Let me know when those damn wops build a car I can fit into and I'll give a damn.
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You'll have to go with the Krauts, their cars are big-guy friendly.

Scotsman said:
red:
And what the fuck is HAGGAS?
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A flatulent witch?
 
Scotsman said:
In world cup rugby the Scots are on to the quarters and the pasta monkeys are on the way home. :beer: :garza:

Damn I'm glad to be in Scotland right now.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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The best thing about Scotland...
They win, they get drunk
They lose, they get drunk
 
Mr. dB said:
I think he's mocking your bad spelling.
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oh boo hoo........one misplace letter...........ok............"haggis"...........happy ya scottish fuck??...... by the way, isn't Scotland a "province" of England anyway?? I mean, Wallace did get beat down and everything right? So..........aren't they like a protectorate? :lmao:
 
redsamurai said:
oh boo hoo........one misplace letter...........ok............"haggis"...........happy ya scottish fuck??...... by the way, isn't Scotland a "province" of England anyway?? I mean, Wallace did get beat down and everything right? So..........aren't they like a protectorate? :lmao:
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When you fuck up trying to give someone shit it's a bit of self ownage.

Protectorate? LMAO! Scotland is a member of the UK and has it's own government.

Wallace was betrayed and killed and then the Scots led by King Robert the Bruce stomped the fuck out of those limey pricks at Bannockburn to win Scotlands freedom. It was a colonial and financial blunder that caused Scotland to have to join the UK. So maybe learn a little history before you talk shit mkay?

dB- Not a fan of German cars man, plus I'm a Chevy truck kind of guy not a flashy car dude.

Stefka- Don't forget about a draw we drink win lose or draw. LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
I was being an ignorant dick on purpose.............I love the scots, it's the english I can't stand. I'll always be fascinated at how the scots allowed themselves to be governed by the fuckin english of all people. I mean talk about the most bland boring people on earth. I was talkin shit about scottish cuisine..........but GB doesn't even have a national cuisine. I'd rather eat sheeps guts than some of the nonsense that get's served in English cafe's. And don't even get me started on awful english beer...............ze germans aren't that far away, you'd think they could have sent a couple understudies for a summer or two to a good german brew master.


Scotsman said:
When you fuck up trying to give someone shit it's a bit of self ownage.

Protectorate? LMAO! Scotland is a member of the UK and has it's own government.

Wallace was betrayed and killed and then the Scots led by King Robert the Bruce stomped the fuck out of those limey pricks at Bannockburn to win Scotlands freedom. It was a colonial and financial blunder that caused Scotland to have to join the UK. So maybe learn a little history before you talk shit mkay?

dB- Not a fan of German cars man, plus I'm a Chevy truck kind of guy not a flashy car dude.

Stefka- Don't forget about a draw we drink win lose or draw. LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman
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What a total douchbag this skirt owner is.

Side note, scots - I walked outta the gym the other day and guess what I saw? Turbo Milf was in the midst of a photo shoot outside. As soon as I walked out the gym and turned to the right I see her standing there, knees fully bent, ass sticking waaaay out, teeny little bikini on.

Beautiful
 
KillahBee said:
What a total douchbag this skirt owner is.

Side note, scots - I walked outta the gym the other day and guess what I saw? Turbo Milf was in the midst of a photo shoot outside. As soon as I walked out the gym and turned to the right I see her standing there, knees fully bent, ass sticking waaaay out, teeny little bikini on.

Beautiful
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Suck it pasta monkey!!!!

That's fucking awesome, I think you need to get cougared by her.


Cheers,
Scotsman
 
redsamurai said:
I was being an ignorant dick on purpose.............I love the scots, it's the english I can't stand. I'll always be fascinated at how the scots allowed themselves to be governed by the fuckin english of all people. I mean talk about the most bland boring people on earth. I was talkin shit about scottish cuisine..........but GB doesn't even have a national cuisine. I'd rather eat sheeps guts than some of the nonsense that get's served in English cafe's. And don't even get me started on awful english beer...............ze germans aren't that far away, you'd think they could have sent a couple understudies for a summer or two to a good german brew master.
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I watched a whole program on it over here and it was a financial collapse that broke the bank of Scotland and England picked up the tab with the concession of Scotland joining the UK. And yes the limeys are fucking useless.

CW- did you not read the first post?

Riverrock- Looks like Argentina and the Irish proved they can be scored on so we'll see if the Scots can pull off the upset. At least France has to play the All Blacks so the frogs should be done as well.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Longhorn85 said:
So is Scotland on a collision course with New Zealand? Those dudes look like they want to eat their opponents.
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I honestly don't think the Scots will make it that far. The All Blacks are monsters, I hope they can keep it together this year. They won their last game 85-8.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
redsamurai said:
new zealanders aren't african are they?
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Wow, Miss South Carolina was right about all the people who don't own maps.
 
I looked em up and sure enough New Zealanders are primarily of european descent while the other is made up of Pacific Islander descent......like the MMA fighter Mark Hunt. So I'm still confused why they're called the 'all blacks".
 
redsamurai said:
I looked em up and sure enough New Zealanders are primarily of european descent while the other is made up of Pacific Islander descent......like the MMA fighter Mark Hunt. So I'm still confused why they're called the 'all blacks".
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Black shirt, black shorts, black socks and black shoes.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Longhorn85 said:
Their pre-game rituals alone intimidate most opponents to the point of eminent defeat.
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it pumps me up before each game just watching it and im an aussie
 
Scotsman said:
Black shirt, black shorts, black socks and black shoes.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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thanks for the clarification. I looked up on youtube their stuff they do before a game..........I'm really surprised that intimidates anybody. I dunno.......maybe because I played football and lined up against 300+ pound men, some guys doing a lua dance just somehow doesn't scare me.

If you read stories from the spartan battles.........all they're enemies did the same kind of shit, and the spartans just stood there in formation like ghosts in the wind. No movement, no sound, no nothing............I think the only thing they did was a quick sacrifice of a goat to the gods, like right before they would charge. Anyway, they didn't need to do all that noise because they KNEW they were going to blow shit up...........get up in some ass!
 
redsamurai said:
thanks for the clarification. I looked up on youtube their stuff they do before a game..........I'm really surprised that intimidates anybody. I dunno.......maybe because I played football and lined up against 300+ pound men, some guys doing a lua dance just somehow doesn't scare me.

If you read stories from the spartan battles.........all they're enemies did the same kind of shit, and the spartans just stood there in formation like ghosts in the wind. No movement, no sound, no nothing............I think the only thing they did was a quick sacrifice of a goat to the gods, like right before they would charge. Anyway, they didn't need to do all that noise because they KNEW they were going to blow shit up...........get up in some ass!
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It's a traditional Haka war dance that they did before leaving for battle. Goes back thousands of years.

Oh and for one of your earlier posts Celtic beat AC Milan last night so the Scots have sent the pasta monkeys home in soccer now too.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Oh and for one of your earlier posts Celtic beat AC Milan last night so the Scots have sent the pasta monkeys home in soccer now too.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Are the club teams even Italians anymore?? Hat's off to them beating milan.........but they won't touch the national team. The club system is so confusing now anyway...........guys are coming and going due to obligations to their own countries national teams. I doubt they take matches too seriously until there's playoff implications. Wasn't Milan also the disgraced team?? They did some kind of bullshit that got them banned from the playoffs for a couple years.........I forgot exactly what or if it was even Milan. Anyway, I have to call my Italian buddy and give him some shit for losing to the scots in soccer.......... :evil:
 
redsamurai said:
Are the club teams even Italians anymore?? Hat's off to them beating milan.........but they won't touch the national team. The club system is so confusing now anyway...........guys are coming and going due to obligations to their own countries national teams. I doubt they take matches too seriously until there's playoff implications. Wasn't Milan also the disgraced team?? They did some kind of bullshit that got them banned from the playoffs for a couple years.........I forgot exactly what or if it was even Milan. Anyway, I have to call my Italian buddy and give him some shit for losing to the scots in soccer.......... :evil:
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AC Milan was this years European champs beat out Manchester United for the title so the Scots victory is even sweeter. The Rangers won the day before and if Aberdeen holds their lead it'll be three Scottish teams in.

Oh and check my great ads thread I just bumped it.

Now I need to give KB so much shit.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
redsamurai said:
Wasn't Milan also the disgraced team?? They did some kind of bullshit that got them banned from the playoffs for a couple years.........I forgot exactly what or if it was even Milan. :
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That was the other Milan side, Inter Milan. AC Milan are as good as gold!
 
France stuns heavily favored New Zealand
England also stuns Australia
 
Now we're going to have to put up with a shitty dull England side in a semi final match. At least both the French and All Blacks can actually play attractive rugby.
 
I thought france looked really strong when I was watching highlights etc. in europe last weekend
 
Stoßtruppe said:
Now we're going to have to put up with a shitty dull England side in a semi final match. At least both the French and All Blacks can actually play attractive rugby.
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Scotland for the title, just you watch it happen.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
gutted scotland got beaten, same as the all blacks which was a bit of a shock, thats all im going to hear about now is how they lost, fuck i hate it
 
Stoßtruppe said:
Now we're going to have to put up with a shitty dull England side in a semi final match. At least both the French and All Blacks can actually play attractive rugby.
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Absolute tripe, the England vs Australia match was anything but dull.

Deal with it, you're out and while you're at it try and brush the chip from your shoulder.
 
xrsist said:
im hoping fiji gets up now
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Well fuck Scotland came two meters from victory and just couldn't do it. So my interest in the cup is over for this year. If I had to pick a team it'd be the springboks.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Well fuck Scotland came two meters from victory and just couldn't do it. So my interest in the cup is over for this year. If I had to pick a team it'd be the springboks.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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yer fiji got beaten so now i dont really care who wins, as you said if i had to pick a team RSA to win the cup, although argentina looked good but dont think they can get over RSA, although some strange results have already happened.
 
JayC9 said:
Absolute tripe, the England vs Australia match was anything but dull.

Deal with it, you're out and while you're at it try and brush the chip from your shoulder.
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I stopped being a fan of Scotland when we started massively augmenting our side with third rate Kiwis and Englishmen with "a granny from the highlands" years ago.

While it was amusing watching Sheridan's England pack run completely amok, both Scotland and England play dull territorial rugby, kicking into opposition territory and looking to Paterson / Wilkinson to get the easy 3 points. While it may win games, speaking as a fan I like watching open running rugby with players taking the ball into contact and recycling for multiple phases of play, like Fiji, Argentina and Italy.
 
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