Ode to fat chicks

[BileStew]

Cellulite is Like Kryptonite


(Chorus)
Cellulite is like Kryptonite
It can bring a Brother down
Cellulite is like Kryptonite
It can bring a Brother down


Nobody ever told you
When you were a little girl
That one day you'd grow up
And face a sexist world
To learn that the whole thing
Is run by a bunch of men
Who only want one thing (out of life)
They want their women thin


To be or not to be overweight
Yeah, Hey there's the rub
You want to eat that French fry
As you're lounging in your tub
But you've got a date on Friday
And you want to please your man
So you exercise and tow the line
To get the fat out of your can


Are you a sexy siren?
Are you a super star?
Hell no! you're just a normal gal
Who wants to eat some more
If he wants you on a diet
Tell him where "he" can go
Pass the mash potatoes
I need a carbo overload


The next time that you read
Cosmopolitan magazine
Look past the skinny models
And the anorexic teens
Slap yourself on the butt, Girl
Enjoy that cellulite ride
Don't believe what men tell you
Chow down, Girl...Supersize!

 

[plowboy]

porkers rock, makin bacon.

 

[Dial_tone]

uhhhhh, I like it like that
she workin that back
I dunno how to act
slow motion fuh me, slow motion fuh me, slow motion fuh me

 

[fyxgel2]

fat chicks? no way man. far to much freshman eye candy walking around on campus this time of year, to be looking at fat chicks.

 

[awittyusername]

fat chicks? no way man. far to much freshman eye candy walking around on campus this time of year, to be looking at fat chicks.

stick around

 

[onebigab]

I got fudge.............Hersheys choclate kisses..............Were talking Haagen Dazz Baby.

 

[string_bean00]

fat chicks? no way man. far to much freshman eye candy walking around on campus this time of year, to be looking at fat chicks.

Dude, the big ones need love, too.

 

[fyxgel2]

Dude, the big ones need love, too.

I'm afraid that their flesh will swallow me whole!

 

[Deleted member 33117]

I'm afraid that their flesh will swallow me whole!

Well you need to start somewhere. You can move over to the skinny one's when you get some experience under your belt.

 

[BileStew]

I'm afraid that their flesh will swallow me whole!

Only if she has the flesh eating germ.