Neckbeard computer expert people I need your help

[SouthernLord]

I'd like to buy a laptop. Since you guys are all knowing in the tech department I'd like some input.

Basically the only thing I do with a CPU is troll the Internet, look at porn, and pirate music and movies. I'm not into games or any of that bullshit.

What should I buy? I considered a MacBook since they're ultra trendy and hip but I'm hetero and I don't really want to drop a grand on something I'll either break of download a porn virus onto.

So now that you know I'm a cheap pervert what would you recommend?

TYiA

 

[The Instrumentalist]

i shaved my neckbeard today so can't help ya LOL

honestly bro, if all you're doing is surfing the net, downloading shit and watching porn, you most DEFINITELY do not need to spend even close to a grand. especially not on a homo macbook.
something like this would be just fine for you.

Toshiba Satellite 15.6" AMD E-350 Laptop (C650D-00D) - Black : 15" Laptops - Future Shop

not sure where you're located, but i'm sure you can find something for under the equivalent of $500 easily.

500gb hard drive will be fine for you, although if you're really keeping alot of media on it you might want to consider 1tb
2+gb RAM will be fine
windows 7 will come standard with any new laptop. doesn't matter if its 32 or 64-bit in your case
video card - if youre not playing games then whatever comes with it is more than enough for you.

the rest really comes down to personal tastes.
don't spend more than $500 though, it's really not needed.

happy shopping!

 

[SouthernLord]

Fucking nice!

I like you even without the neckbeard

 

[ortiz34]

Get a SONY with an i3 processor
should be about 599

 

[miplank]

I'd like to buy a laptop. Since you guys are all knowing in the tech department I'd like some input.

Basically the only thing I do with a CPU is troll the Internet, look at porn, and pirate music and movies. I'm not into games or any of that bullshit.

What should I buy? I considered a MacBook since they're ultra trendy and hip but I'm hetero and I don't really want to drop a grand on something I'll either break of download a porn virus onto.

So now that you know I'm a cheap pervert what would you recommend?

TYiA

no pr0n virus is going to affect a mac.

 

[SouthernLord]

Even the pron puddles prefers?

 

[miplank]

even that

 

[puddlemonkey]

I call bullshit

 

[puddlemonkey]

 

[miplank]

I call bullshit

well, you've never used one so stfu.