My Turn At A Pooper Thread

[FreeballinDC]

I'm in the men's room, minding my own business while getting rid of some major inventory, when two guys enter the men's room to take a leak.

1. It is the smelliest cable laying experience I have had the pleasure of providing in quite awhile.

2. There is only one urinal, and only one toilet stall (occupied by me) available, so they have to take turns using the urinal and all the while enjoying my incredibly foul contribution to the Virginia sewer system


I do courtesy flush, just in case I happen to run into these guys again in the hallway. There is an inch wide gap between the stall door and the wall, so if they wanted to, they could see who the culprit was, and then harrass me outside the men's room (or congratulate me for setting of the radon alarm).

Also, the fragrance dispenser knew immediately that I was in the area, since it spritzed, not once, but twice to get rid of the stench.

Ahhh, the joys of an after lunch deposit in the porceline bank.

 

[bran987]

lol@major inventory!

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

they have fragrance dispensers?

 

[FreeballinDC]

they have fragrance dispensers?

Yes they do, they are usually installed high up on the wall to prevent tampering. although no amount of tampering would have helped in my situation. It needed all the help it could get to subdue that stench.

BTW, you could hear the conversation between the two dudes halt as they walked in the men's room and got a good whiff.

I am surprised they didn't call Fairfax EMS with the mistaken notion that a rotting dead body was found in the toilet.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Happiness is having to flush twice.

 

[Scotsman]

The brown bomber strikes again.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[FreeballinDC]

The brown bomber strikes again.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Somebody posted this on another board, and I think it's appropriate here.

You know you are a power lifter when it takes you longer to shit than taking a shower.

 

[rnch]

FBDC......we need to talk about the peeling wallpaper in the guest bathroom. it started to fall down right after ya'll were here for the elite shaved head convention......next time you are here i'll put a tin bucket in the back yard behind the sweet olive bushes for your useage.

 

[onerepmaximum]

FBDC......we need to talk about the peeling wallpaper in the guest bathroom. it started to fall down right after ya'll were here for the elite shaved head convention......next time you are here i'll put a tin bucket in the back yard behind the sweet olive bushes for your useage.

That also explains the buzzards circling your house the next morning too.

 

[rnch]

you noticed that too, huh?

after i washed the bed sheets we all used (with LOTS of clorox bleach and lysol), the buzzards departed.........but not before spelling out "freebballin' RULES" in dung one the driveway.

 

[Scotsman]

Somebody posted this on another board, and I think it's appropriate here.

You know you are a power lifter when it takes you longer to shit than taking a shower.

Damn I think I proved that theory today.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[notoriousQQ]

hey freeballin - what the hell is going on in your avatar and who is that?

 

[Y_lifter]

hey freeballin - what the hell is going on in your avatar and who is that?

He said you took the picture.. You don't remember?

 

[FreeballinDC]

hey freeballin - what the hell is going on in your avatar and who is that?

It's me doing the nasty on a hotel couch in Atlanta.


That couch was a better lay than my b/f.

 

[ChefWide]

He said you took the picture.. You don't remember?

He forgot, must have been too sore after the pool party...





(that story has seared itself into my head. the horror.)

 

[notoriousQQ]

lmao. i don't even have words for that right now but its what i thought it was.

It's me doing the nasty on a hotel couch in Atlanta.


That couch was a better lay than my b/f.