My Penelope Cruz/wood chipper/ebola dream last night

[PICK3]

Last night I dreamt I was approaching a very welcuming Penelope Cruz and my wood was raging!

Butt before I could deliver my package my peen got caught in a wood chipper.

Upon arriving at the hospital in a desperate attempt to reattach my mangled peen I discover the hospital's assets were dedicate to treating Ebola patients only since at this time it was a full blow pandemic

I laid watching the pathetic piece of mangled gristle next to me remembering my magnificent peen in its prior glory days.

A single tear streamed down my cheek.

I awoke to discover I was fully torqued. The morning had lifted my spirits ... and my peen.


The end

 

[WoodyO]

That is a great story.

 

[caligirl85]

And then what did you do?

 

[wootoom]

She shows her tits in Vanilla Sky...if you can handle that little faggot Tom Cruise

 

[PICK3]

And then what did you do?

then I took pics of it in all of its glorious splendor

 

[caligirl85]

You do realize nan and I are gonna need those pics?!?

 

[PICK3]

You do realize nan and I are gonna need those pics?!?

they're cuming

 

[-SD-]

*dedicated

 

[WoodyO]

She shows her tits in Vanilla Sky...if you can handle that little faggot Tom Cruise

She actually did that in almost all her Spanish movie's pre-Vanilla Sky.

 

[nangiggles]

they're cuming

I fucking hope so.