My High School English Teacher Asked Me To Fuck Her.

[casavant]

I was 17. The school I went to was pretty small, so Mrs. Hornicoochie (not her real name) taught one of my classes in ninth, tenth, and eleventh grade- speech the first year and English the last two. She had always kind of had a thing for me, and by eleventh grade she was openly flirting with me in front of the whole class. She would also talk a lot about sex when noone else was around. I knew she wanted to fuck me, but finally one day she made me stay after class, then when everyone else had left, she just straight-up asked me. I told her "No.", using the fact that she was married as an excuse (which was also a very practical consideration considering the size of her husband's gun collection). She was 37, but not bad looking. Last week the library I work in put up a photo collection done by a local photographer. Most of the pictures were from the late '70s. And guess who's picture is in the exhibit- the 1979 version of Mrs. Hornicoochie herself, under the title "Popcorn Girl". And I was talking to a buddy of mine from high school last night who actually did fuck her. He said she was a freak. She's still teaching there, still fucking students, although I think she almost got caught a couple of years ago- she was under review by the school board, but it was kept real quiet. The dude involved was 16 or 17. Funny shit, but true. Oh yeah, and my senior year she started telling people that I was probably gay. I guess she couldn't handle the rejection.

Anybody else got any good teacher stories?

 

[Captain_insano]

so stop chatting and get to fucking.

 

[manny78]

So did you fuck her ?

 

[frorider6]

Dear Penthouse,

I never thought something like this would happen to me, but.......

 

[FarBeyondDriven]

Dear Penthouse,

I never thought something like this would happen to me, but.......

Naw mang, he didn't. See I got times like that in my life. You look back and regret that you didn't do what you shoulda done.

 

[FyreWomanGoddess]

One of my guy friends son's teacher made a pass at him yesterday while he was chaperoning his son's field trip for school.

 

[curling]

I was 17. I knew she wanted to fuck me, but finally one day she made me stay after class, then when everyone else had left, she just straight-up asked me. I told her "No.", using the fact that she was married as an excuse (which was also a very practical consideration considering the size of her husband's gun collection).

I have to call bullshit on this story because at 17 you are so horny you will fuck anything especially a hot older lady that is your teacher sheesh. Don't you ever listen to Van Halen? If the story is true, you might be gay.

 

[manny78]

SO if he didnt he's a dumbass......

 

[casavant]

So did you fuck her ?

No. I lost my virginity pretty late- I was 18. So I was a tad intimidated by the whole situation. And the fact that she was married was a consideration.

And just out of curiosity, you still think I'm a prick?

 

[Nimrod25]

Shes right, your a fag.

 

[casavant]

Re: Re: My High School English Teacher Asked Me To Fuck Her.

I have to call bullshit on this story because at 17 you are so horny you will fuck anything especially a hot older lady that is your teacher sheesh. Don't you ever listen to Van Halen? If the story is true, you might be gay.

True story buddy. I would have said I did fuck he if I were going to go to the the trouble of making up a story like that.

 

[manny78]

No. I lost my virginity pretty late- I was 18. So I was a tad intimidated by the whole situation. And the fact that she was married was a consideration.

And just out of curiosity, you still think I'm a prick?

Bro this was probably the chance of your life, you being 17 and her 37 not bad looking. Back at this time I was single so I would have fucker the hell out of her. And being virgin was even better for you in this situation.

 

[Longhorn85]

Anybody else got any good teacher stories?

Yours was not a good teacher story. It was a story about how you dropped the ball.

Most of us have at one time or another. You will never forget it.

 

[curling]

Re: Re: Re: My High School English Teacher Asked Me To Fuck Her.

True story buddy. I would have said I did fuck he if I were going to go to the the trouble of making up a story like that.

Ok I see your point. The story must be true and so then you must be gay. Sorry, dude couldn't resist.

 

[casavant]

Re: Re: My High School English Teacher Asked Me To Fuck Her.

Yours was not a good teacher story. It was a story about how you dropped the ball.

Most of us have at one time or another. You will never forget it.

I don't think I dropped the ball- I made a conscious decision not to do it. But you're right- the story would be better if it ended with me railing the shit out of her. But it doesn't seem that weird that I turned her down to me. I had another year of school to go anyway- I would not have liked that shit to leak out, which it inevitably would have. And I still won't fuck a married chick.

 

[casavant]

Re: Re: Re: Re: My High School English Teacher Asked Me To Fuck Her.

Ok I see your point. The story must be true and so then you must be gay. Sorry, dude couldn't resist.

For some reason, I'm thinking my little Frenchy screen name isn't helping matters any.

 

[curling]

Re: Re: Re: My High School English Teacher Asked Me To Fuck Her.

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And I still won't fuck a married chick. [/B]

This I respect. But at 17 I still think I would have.

 

[MP5]

Bummer, another queer on elite!

 

[KAYNE]

AS LONG AS A PERSON IS OF LEGAL AGE AND NOT RAPING OR TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THAT PERSON.......WHO GIVES A SHIT IF THEY ARE A TEACHER OR NOT???

YOU SHOULD HAVE BANGED HER MAN. CANT SAY THAT I WOULD HAVE, BUT I'M NOT THAT TYPE OF PERSON TO BE BANGIN CHICKS JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT. I LIKE CONSISTENCY. CHECK THAT, I LIKE VERY GOOD CONSISTENCY OR THE CONSISTENCY ISNT WORTH IT.


KAYNE

 

[curling]

Kayne,

Are you doing to much test again bro? What's with the yelling?

 

[casavant]

AS LONG AS A PERSON IS OF LEGAL AGE AND NOT RAPING OR TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THAT PERSON.......WHO GIVES A SHIT IF THEY ARE A TEACHER OR NOT???

YOU SHOULD HAVE BANGED HER MAN. CANT SAY THAT I WOULD HAVE, BUT I'M NOT THAT TYPE OF PERSON TO BE BANGIN CHICKS JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT. I LIKE CONSISTENCY. CHECK THAT, I LIKE VERY GOOD CONSISTENCY OR THE CONSISTENCY ISNT WORTH IT.


KAYNE

I was more principled at 17 than I am now. I didn't say anything to the effect that I felt wronged. I would have reported her if that was the case.

 

[Golfer18--old]

OK i wouldnt fuck a married chick, but hey she can suck my dick.

 

[Golfer18--old]

Like the guy on "Menace to society", "You wanna suck my dick?"


You dropped the ball, because your balls hadnt dropped.



j/j

 

[Lao Tzu]

most of you guys don't seem to understand that that would qualify as child seduction or statutory rape. he would have been shamed to death.

consequences, consequences, consequences.

 

[manny78]

most of you guys don't seem to understand that that would qualify as child seduction or statutory rape. he would have been shamed to death.

consequences, consequences, consequences.

and who cares !

 

[curling]

most of you guys don't seem to understand that that would qualify as child seduction or statutory rape. he would have been shamed to death.

consequences, consequences, consequences.

Whatever you must have went to a wimp politically correct school. If you would bang a teacher at my school, you would be considered the shit.

Raoe does not apply to boys. I wish some woman would have raped me when I was 11 or 12 so my hand would have got a break.

 

[Golfer18--old]

Nordstrom

Man you sound like a biatch.

 

[casavant]

Bummer, another queer on elite!

Fuck off, Mr. Heckler & Krotch.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Re: Nordstrom

Man you sound like a biatch.

to quote pee wee herman


'i am rubber and you are glue'
'the insults you give to me spring off my rubber exterior and stick to you'


i hope that this tongue lashing hasn't destroyed your ability to post without shame.

 

[casavant]

Whatever you must have went to a wimp politically correct school. If you would bang a teacher at my school, you would be considered the shit.

Raoe does not apply to boys. I wish some woman would have raped me when I was 11 or 12 so my hand would have got a break.

I live in the Ozark Mountains of Arkansas, bro. My social studies teacher was (and still is) the local pastor, says prayer over the loudspeaker before football games, and joked in class that NAACP stands for "Niggers Ain't Acting like Colored People". An upperclassmen married the music teacher three months after he graduated. And the head men's basketball coach resigned after getting caught fucking a junior- he now works at Friendly Liquor down the street. Politically correct? I think not.

I wouldn't have felt comfortable losing my virginity to an unstable 37 year old married woman who also happened to be in control of a large portion of my GPA. 17 year old guys don't always have to think with their dicks, although that's perfectly acceptable too. Did it turn me on? Hell yes, it did. I had a hard on for the rest of the day. I beat off thinking about it three times that night. Shit, once in a while I still think about her when I pull one off. But I don't regret my decision to not fuck her one little bit.

 

[Crazier]

You should have fucked her... FAG!!!
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[casavant]

You should have fucked her... FAG!!!
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That's particularly hurtful coming from someone as stable as yourself. Where's my dattage, bitch?

 

[manny78]

That's particularly hurtful coming from someone as stable as yourself. Where's my dattage, bitch?

Bro there's nothing wrong with your behaviour. You cted like a fag and I respect that. Seriously. What I'm trying to say is normal human being would have bang every damn holes including her shit pipe.

 

[Crazier]

That's particularly hurtful coming from someone as stable as yourself. Where's my dattage, bitch?

Holyshit Casavant... That was fucking PRICELESS brother.

Seriously, some funny shit. Nice call man.

Dattage, and http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=79781 to you my friend.
--

 

[casavant]

I was five days away from my seventeenth b-day, I had prom in three days and a fine date. I was the class president. I was the class high scorer on the ACT. I did not need nor did I want the reputation as the dude who fucked the teacher. The girl I did end up losing my virginity to would not have touched me if I had railed the shit out of the English teacher.

 

[casavant]

Holyshit Casavant... That was fucking PRICELESS brother.

Seriously, some funny shit. Nice call man.

Dattage, and http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=79781 to you my friend.
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Yeah bro, I was one of those on that thread trying to give you moral support. Remember?

 

[casavant]

Actually the one before that thread, I suppose.

 

[Crazier]

Yeah bro, I was one of those on that thread trying to give you moral support. Remember?

No... I don't remember... I didn't think you posted to that thread.

But, in all honesty... I wouldn't have fucked her either.

A. She's married.
B. She's 37, you were 17, and had a nice, tight 17 year old ass to tap, rather than a used up, married, cheating, 37 year old whore.
C. I was just giving you shit.
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[casavant]

No... I don't remember... I didn't think you posted to that thread.

But, in all honesty... I wouldn't have fucked her either.

A. She's married.
B. She's 37, you were 17, and had a nice, tight 17 year old ass to tap, rather than a used up, married, cheating, 37 year old whore.
C. I was just giving you shit.
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Thank you. My point exactly. Later bro.

 

[casavant]

Crazier:

Check your thread about beating the shit out another friend. Pages two and three. Nothing major, but I did post.

 

[Crazier]

"Man, alcohol can be one evil motherfucker. Get away from that shit. This is something I'm working on myself. I can handle a lot of liquor and be just fine, but once I go over that edge I'm like a different person. Good luck."

Thanks man... I found ya. I'm doing MUCH better now. I have cut my drinking back a lot. I think I've been drunk like twice since that shit happened. The other night I went out with the first friend I beat up... we only chat through e-mail usually... well, we went out... and he thanked me for his wake up call. He said it opened his eyes so much, and appreciated what I did for him.

That made me feel so good inside. I love the guy, and just want the best for him, and that's what the whole fight was about. I'm glad he realized it, and that he is doing much better now.

My roommate and I... no problems there either. He gives me dattage religiously now.

Peace bro.
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[casavant]

Good to here, man. I've been trying to get some of my own shit straight here lately. Money, girlfriend, purpose in life- all that fun stuff. Take 'er easy, brutha.

 

[danielson]

i can just imagine 3 seniors from the same english class going to the urinals and making the same pain-filled face as they pee


respect to you not wanting to bang her because she was married though. that would take a lot of willpower.


still though.....netting a teacher at 16.....

 

[Test boy]

You showed good judgement. She was married to a gun collector and had control over your reputation and future. Sluts are a dime a dozen. What is the big deal with passing on banging them. STD's really suck for one thing.

 

[casavant]

You showed good judgement. She was married to a gun collector and had control over your reputation and future. Sluts are a dime a dozen. What is the big deal with passing on banging them. STD's really suck for one thing.

Thanks. You're right, it's not a big deal to pass on banging some slut. She is also a little off- obsessed with the Victorian era in England, says her favorite way to die would be from tuberculosis, jokes about cutting her wrists. She also told me a few days before she propositioned me that she lost her cherry to her oder brother's friend when she was 14, and that she and her brother still had a running competition on who could sleep with the most people. I remember her saying that his latest conquest was the 15 year old daughter of some people that were renting a house from him. Strange stuff, especially to be telling your 16 year old student.

 

[Test boy]

Thanks. You're right, it's not a big deal to pass on banging some slut. She is also a little off- obsessed with the Victorian era in England, says her favorite way to die would be from tuberculosis, jokes about cutting her wrists. She also told me a few days before she propositioned me that she lost her cherry to her oder brother's friend when she was 14, and that she and her brother still had a running competition on who could sleep with the most people. I remember her saying that his latest conquest was the 15 year old daughter of some people that were renting a house from him. Strange stuff, especially to be telling your 16 year old student.

Just curious here....have you ever wondered if your size 15 shoes increases your odds with some women. I find some women are stangely attracted when I am sporting some major league boats.

 

[casavant]

Just curious here....have you ever wondered if your size 15 shoes increases your odds with some women. I find some women are stangely attracted when I am sporting some major league boats.

Haha...funny you should mention that. I had size 15 feet and hands big enough to palm a basketball when I was fifteen. She would always comment on that to me and to others about me. In fact, the chick I ended up losing my virginity to was initially just a really good friend, and this teacher asked her questions about my penis size and shit like that. I'm not making this up. It was crazy.

 

[Test boy]

Haha...funny you should mention that. I had size 15 feet and hands big enough to palm a basketball when I was fifteen. She would always comment on that to me and to others about me. In fact, the chick I ended up losing my virginity to was initially just a really good friend, and this teacher asked her questions about my penis size and shit like that. I'm not making this up. It was crazy.

I believe there is a correlation between a woman being sexually insatiable and her appreciation for the size of the male member. If a person really likes something, they will normally want a "bigger portion" of it.

 

[casavant]

Makes sense to me.

 

[mattcanning99]

17 year old guys don't always have to think with their dicks, although that's perfectly acceptable too.

 

[KAYNE]

I was more principled at 17 than I am now. I didn't say anything to the effect that I felt wronged. I would have reported her if that was the case.

I WASNT IMPLYING YOU WERE WRONGED. I WAS SIMPLY SAYING THAT IF THE PERSON IS LEGAL AND WILLING, WHO GIVES A SHIT IF ITS A TEACHER THAT WANTS TO SCREW A STUDENT. ITS HER JOB IF SHE GETS CAUGHT. OR HE.


KAYNE

 

[casavant]

I WASNT IMPLYING YOU WERE WRONGED. I WAS SIMPLY SAYING THAT IF THE PERSON IS LEGAL AND WILLING, WHO GIVES A SHIT IF ITS A TEACHER THAT WANTS TO SCREW A STUDENT. ITS HER JOB IF SHE GETS CAUGHT. OR HE.


KAYNE

Well.......I'm not saying this was the highlight of my life, bro. But it's more interesting than if I told a story about the barfly that wanted to fuck me when I was bouncing last weekend. That is all.

 

[musclebrains]

After you told her you were gay (congratulations!), what kind of grades did she give you?

 

[casavant]

After you told her you were gay (congratulations!), what kind of grades did she give you?

Well, I didn't have her for a class my senior year, so we didn't talk much. I got a summer job working at a telecom lawfirm in D.C. after I graduated, and while I was up there she sent me a bottle of very tasty red wine with a note saying that she wished we could have had more communication my senior year. I've seen her a couple of times since then, and we speak on polite terms. But you know I never said I was gay, bro. If I was, I think I would be quite open about it and wouldn't make apologies to anybody.

 

[cm3504jm]

Believe nothing of what you read and only half of what you see.....

 

[casavant]

Believe nothing of what you read and only half of what you see.....

And this means? I guess I see a lot of people wasting their lives away everyday in this library I work in then.

 

[Natymike]

Court TV is doing a case like this at the moment.

A teacher fucked a 7th grader and wanted to have his child, she was 42. Another student walked in on her giving the kid head. She faces 76 years in prison if convicted.

I always wanted to screw one of my teachers, who wouldn't.

 

[casavant]

76 years is a long time. Why would you want to risk your career, reputation, and possibly the rest of your life when there's no shortage of legal age men that would fuck your brains out. Even some bitch that's uglier than a bucket full of assholes can find some horny dude that will give her the hard cock.

 

[Test boy]

76 years???


I'll be surprised if she loses her job.

 

[Natymike]

76 years???


I'll be surprised if she loses her job.

She lost her job a long time ago

 

[casavant]

bump for Danielson.

 

[danielson]

she probably got away with it dodnt she. 7th grader....thats like what, 11?
amazes me



i totally would have benged one of my teachers. i would have even signed a consent slip


but male teachers are required to recognise that a girl may not have the emotuonal maturity to be in control of her urges, which is perfectly true and he should be held to that standard, and that canadian cow wasn't held to that standard


now if only i persuade the hot piece of ass lecturer to molest me

 

[danielson]

lol....my spelling mistakes make me sound like the wannabe-french police man out of 'allo 'allo

 

[casavant]

She's fucked several of her students. I was sixteen at the time, almost seventeen. Good story though.

 

[wyst]

Kayne,

Are you doing to much test again bro? What's with the yelling?

LOL. I was wondering this too.

Wyst

 

[nevertoobig]

lol....my spelling mistakes make me sound like the wannabe-french police man out of 'allo 'allo

lol...i wouldn't have noticed either.

 

[PURE EXTRACT]

How I would love to have your problems...I wish I would have hooked up with my History teacher. She was fucking hot, always wearing these short skirts.

 

[Kahn]

This has got to be the MOST talk about NOT getting laid ever to hit the net

 

[casavant]

This has got to be the MOST talk about NOT getting laid ever to hit the net

Well, I guess you know I'm not lying then. She lives in my town- I could probably look her up and still give her the cock.

 

[dimitrios]

Dear Penthouse,

I never thought something like this would happen to me, but.......

Thats to damn funny froriders6

 

[flguy83]

I was 17. The school I went to was pretty small, so Mrs. Hornicoochie (not her real name) taught one of my classes in ninth, tenth, and eleventh grade- speech the first year and English the last two. She had always kind of had a thing for me, and by eleventh grade she was openly flirting with me in front of the whole class. She would also talk a lot about sex when noone else was around. I knew she wanted to fuck me, but finally one day she made me stay after class, then when everyone else had left, she just straight-up asked me. I told her "No.", using the fact that she was married as an excuse (which was also a very practical consideration considering the size of her husband's gun collection). She was 37, but not bad looking. Last week the library I work in put up a photo collection done by a local photographer. Most of the pictures were from the late '70s. And guess who's picture is in the exhibit- the 1979 version of Mrs. Hornicoochie herself, under the title "Popcorn Girl". And I was talking to a buddy of mine from high school last night who actually did fuck her. He said she was a freak. She's still teaching there, still fucking students, although I think she almost got caught a couple of years ago- she was under review by the school board, but it was kept real quiet. The dude involved was 16 or 17. Funny shit, but true. Oh yeah, and my senior year she started telling people that I was probably gay. I guess she couldn't handle the rejection.

Anybody else got any good teacher stories?

only have one thing to tell you..... EASY A if you fuck her good

 

[casavant]

Re: Re: My High School English Teacher Asked Me To Fuck Her.

only have one thing to tell you..... EASY A if you fuck her good

English was always my strong point, so I got easy A's anyway.