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long story short 3 out of 6 of my roomates went to australia to study abroad, 2 of them find friends to sublet, 3rd one put an add on craigslist (fucking faggot douchebag move).
40 year old chinese dude who had never been to america is now living with us 6 college kids.
iv been very respectful to him....untill now! (im going to prank the fuck out of him and jump up and down in the room above his, and smash a buddah statue right in front of him)
bitch "accidentally" cooked 4 of my chicken breasts. i was watching him cook, and didnt realize they were mine till i went to eat my fuckin chicken.
i had to have a 15 minute half english conversation about shelves, and fridges, and other bullshit. only to realize he thought it was his because i put it on HIS shelf in the fridge that i have been putting my shit in since before he'd ever been in the US.
maybe china has a magical fridge santa that puts free groceries on your shelf when youve been a good boy?!?
40 year old chinese dude who had never been to america is now living with us 6 college kids.
iv been very respectful to him....untill now! (im going to prank the fuck out of him and jump up and down in the room above his, and smash a buddah statue right in front of him)
bitch "accidentally" cooked 4 of my chicken breasts. i was watching him cook, and didnt realize they were mine till i went to eat my fuckin chicken.
i had to have a 15 minute half english conversation about shelves, and fridges, and other bullshit. only to realize he thought it was his because i put it on HIS shelf in the fridge that i have been putting my shit in since before he'd ever been in the US.
maybe china has a magical fridge santa that puts free groceries on your shelf when youve been a good boy?!?
