My friend received a SnapChat picture.

[dabuffguy]

My friend received a snapchat picture from one of his lady friends and took a screenshot of it and sent it to me.

This is what it was, lol:

 

[miplank]

I was getting into one of my cars yesterday and had some chick at the stop light tells me she loves my tattoos and screamed out she was about to have an orgasm.

lmfao


I know, cool story!

 

[wootoom]

What was his name?

 

[miplank]

What was his name?

He sounds hideous

 

[dabuffguy]

What was his name?

Jake, from State Farm.

 

[wootoom]

JG Wentworth?

 

[dabuffguy]

JG Wentworth?

*Wootworth

 

[AFeedz]

He sounds hideous

It's Jake, from State Farm.

 

[dabuffguy]

Repost

 

[miplank]

Looks like it still isn't lowered.


I can tell cuz I got a nosebleed looking at the picture.

 

[AFeedz]

But when you said it, it was lame.

 

[miplank]

Pry still on stock wheels too.


Can I lame?

 

[dabuffguy]

Pry still on stock wheels too.


Can I lame?

4x4 ride height too

 

[dabuffguy]

But when you said it, it was lame.

It was

 

[miplank]

I already made fun of it being a donk

 

[miplank]

Watched an 09 zr1 at auction yesterday.

8k miles. $66,000


Bitch was bad

 

[dabuffguy]

$66,000?

That's a good price.

When I get mine supercharged, it will be faster than a ZR1.

 

[miplank]

Yes. 66


Keep in mind that's my cost. Not retail. Lololol

 

[dabuffguy]

Right.

Retail for a 2009 with 8k miles is still close to $80k, maybe $85 depending on options.

 

[miplank]

Yup.


I got 5 kids to feed.

 

[nangiggles]

Jake, from State Farm.

Can I khakis?

 

[wootoom]

Pry still on stock wheels too.


Can I lame?

Can I pry?

 

[-SD-]

I was getting into one of my cars yesterday and had some chick at the stop light tells me she loves my tattoos and screamed out she was about to have an orgasm.

lmfao


I know, cool story!

This never happened.

i get some nice attention on my murdercycle also. From females and homeless males

 

[miplank]

It actually did, lol.


My Dad said, "WTF nobody says that to me when I'm out there"


PWNT!

 

[redsamurai]

It actually did, lol.


My Dad said, "WTF nobody says that to me when I'm out there"


PWNT!

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000466835/polls_fat_chick_car_4443_844056_answer_3_xlarge.jpeg


did she flash you some of that titty?

 

[Strongbow]

$66,000?

That's a good price.

When I get mine supercharged, it will be faster than a ZR1.

Stfu man fuck

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[wootoom]

Stfu man fuck

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No kidding

 

[WoodyO]

This thread is really pissing me the fuck off.

 

[wootoom]

Same actually

 

[-SD-]

fuck this shit

 

[dabuffguy]

I'm pissed too.

Ban the OP, that piece of garbage.

 

[dialtonescuzincollectcall]

I thought that pic was going to have tits....

 

[C0LUMB0]

I was getting into one of my cars yesterday and had some chick at the stop light tells me she loves my tattoos and screamed out she was about to have an orgasm.

lmfao


I know, cool story!

thanks for being clear about only getting into ONE of your cars, what a dick

cool story btw...never phukin happened tho

 

[PICK3]

I was getting into my base model RAV4 yesterday and this fine bish yelled at me asking "do you want your wiener washed?"

 

[-SD-]

I was getting into my base model RAV4 yesterday and this fine bish yelled at me asking "do you want your wiener washed?"

She knew it was gonna be a real quick job

 

[WoodyO]

She was probably gonna use a mr clean magic eraser on that dirty, shit-crusted peener.

 

[miplank]

thanks for being clear about only getting into ONE of your cars, what a dick

cool story btw...never phukin happened tho

well, it wasn't my Range Rover

 

[nangiggles]

She was probably gonna use a mr clean magic eraser on that dirty, shit-crusted peener.

Lolololol gross

 

[PICK3]

She was probably gonna use a mr clean magic eraser on that dirty, shit-crusted peener.

wtf???

 

[Strongbow]

This thread has bad cars cool tats and oick3' s short slimy aids infested dick in it.

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[PICK3]

This thread has bad cars cool tats and oick3' s short slimy aids infested dick in it.

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wut's oick3'

 

[Strongbow]

wut's oick3'

I'm blind bitch gimme a break. Geeeeez

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