my first venture into the real world

[Sub-Zero]

so i wrote a resume for the first time ever, and thought i twas really awsome.

then i went to the career center and there was this pretty hot girl in there. iit turns out she was the one who was gunna critique my resume for the next 45 minutes.

she made great eye contact. they were blue. i didnt look down once (if ya know what im sayin). i was real proud of myself.

but for the serious part:
my resume sucks, nothing i did in highschool matters, and i have zero qualifications.

i got made fun of for "independent research in nutrition" on my resume. lolol!

why cant i put "currently posting at a bodybuilding steroid mega site, and participating in the omega project" as my qualifications !!

 

[Scotsman]

LOL, welcome to the suck bro. You only get hired if you have experience. But how do you get experience if you don't get hired?

Fucking catch 22.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[jnevin]

God, you're off to a late start.

 

[ceo]

I hope you slapped that bitch!

 

[Sub-Zero]

i thought getting an IB diploma and wrestling and volenteering and disecting shit in highschool all mattered. but it doesnt.

i shoulda gotten a 2.5 in hgihschool and partied the entire time

 

[calveless wonder]

i thought getting an IB diploma and wrestling and volenteering and disecting shit in highschool all mattered. but it doesnt.

i shoulda gotten a 2.5 in hgihschool and partied the entire time

path of champions

of course i had a business at that time, so it didn't matter

 

[txbondsman]

what type of job are you looking for? tailor your resume for that tpe of job. Get a resume book to lookat for ideas, may be one on the web. Last time I had one done professionally, it was $200 dollars. Well worth the investment.

The resume gets you the 30 seconds of attention to get put in the "maybe" file or file 13, it needs to be well written, concise, and easy to follow....

 

[puddlemonkey]

why cant i put "currently posting at a bodybuilding steroid mega site, and participating in the omega project" as my qualifications !!

I'd hire you!

 

[GUARDIAN]

post it up bro. lots of professionals in here that could help for free.

 

[chewyxrage]

Try getting a job.

Those are kinda important, you know, for resumes and stuff.