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My cat PEED on my chair.

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heatherrae said:
No, she's still walking around the joint like she owns the place. lol.
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You're a bad mother. And you'll continue to be a bad mother until the cat is gone and the place is cleaned thoroughly. Just sayin'.
 
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joefire_2008 said:
Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee....
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All this pee talk, and all I can think about is the poop I've got brewing. That large coffee is starting to work it's magic. :worried:
 
canadianhitman said:
All this pee talk, and all I can think about is the poop I've got brewing. That large coffee is starting to work it's magic. :worried:
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Good goin'... now digger is gonna lock this thread for sure!
 
Hmmm...maybe we should figure out some sort of deadline for HR to get rid of the cat, before we plan a SWAT team style raid to rescue Devin from his filthy prison of a home. :)
 
canadianhitman said:
Hmmm...maybe we should figure out some sort of deadline for HR to get rid of the cat, before we plan a SWAT team style raid to rescue Devin from his filthy prison of a home. :)
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LOL...call janet reno.
 
Here kitty, kitty...
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(Just joking I love animals)
 
joefire_2008 said:
Here kitty, kitty...
PICT0169.JPG

(Just joking I love animals)
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lol...

my cat would still probably win. She is like a badass ninja kitty with those claws of hers.
 
u should get a dog. i hate cats. my dog will bite me9softly)before he let loose in the house. why'd you get a cat? there just mooches. i bet the cat thinks this shit is funny. send that thing to the pound.
(strong cat hate right here)
heatherrae said:
I HATE my cat. I can't even tell you how much. She has peed in my bed, scratched up my furniture, scratched my carpet up, gets her nasty hair EVERYWHERE and you can't vaccuum this stuff up. It's like crazy glue. It is mere guilt that keeps me from dropping her at the pound TODAY.

Yesterday, I came home and sat down on the chair with devin and thought, "Hmmm..why is my butt wet? I must have let a bottle leak on the chair?" Then, I thought about it more and realized that I KNEW I didn't do that. THEN THE SMELL HIT ME!!! Holy crap! I wanted to KILL that cat. So, I took all the cushions off and sprayed them with an enzyme cleaner made just for that purpose and aired them out in the sun for hours. JESUS that is NASTY! Thank goodness this cleaner actually was the bomb and took the smell out, but that is just gross. I want to strangle this cat on a daily basis.

I HATE HER HATE HER HATE HER!
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joefire_2008 said:
Yep... Where else do you think we're going to go???
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In light of this thread I think that pic is HYSTERICAL.

It is almost as if you are *double-dog daring* the cat to use the potty!

OMG I slay myself sometimes!!!
 
fit4sure said:
u should get a dog. i hate cats. my dog will bite me9softly)before he let loose in the house. why'd you get a cat? there just mooches. i bet the cat thinks this shit is funny. send that thing to the pound.
(strong cat hate right here)
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MEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWW!!!
 
fit4sure said:
u should get a dog. i hate cats. my dog will bite me9softly)before he let loose in the house. why'd you get a cat? there just mooches. i bet the cat thinks this shit is funny. send that thing to the pound.
(strong cat hate right here)
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Oh my... if you had made this post early in the thread I think it might have gotten locked 3 days ago. :lmao:

(Personally I used to hate cats too, until I had my Very Pretty Miss Kitty Kat or Miss Kitty for short. She was THE BESTET pet ever... totally reformed me from dog to cat lover.)
 
heatherrae said:
they have a mighty fine carpet in that tent. ????
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If you only knew...
yes, it's a tent... In the desert (I spelled it right I checked)... With Arabs... That's me... I'm teaching them CPR... None of them speaks a word of english... imagine the fun!!!
 
joefire_2008 said:
If you only knew...
yes, it's a tent... In the desert (I spelled it right I checked)... With Arabs... That's me... I'm teaching them CPR... None of them speaks a word of english... imagine the fun!!!
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They thought you were just some perv kissing a man doll. LOLOLOLOL
 
joefire_2008 said:
If you only knew...
yes, it's a tent... In the desert (I spelled it right I checked)... With Arabs... That's me... I'm teaching them CPR... None of them speaks a word of english... imagine the fun!!!
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Hmmmmmmmmmm how were you able to translate the words "Cardio pulmonary resusitation"?

Were they even allowed to suck face with that shameless ho Resus-Annie without formal introductions and subsequent marriage?!


(I kid! I kid!!!)
 
If the thread got locked, it should be because of my grammar and typing.(strong illiteracy)

Besides, i came in because I thought this was the world renowed cat hate thread. It's not? Okay, I'll try this.

I hate fish. They are boring and suck. They live in a bowel and live off one can of stinky fish food thier whole lives. That's Stupid. Fish need to get a life, gawh!

There, I don't think anybody, really likes fish so that should be okay!

BIKINIMOM said:
Oh my... if you had made this post early in the thread I think it might have gotten locked 3 days ago. :lmao:

(Personally I used to hate cats too, until I had my Very Pretty Miss Kitty Kat or Miss Kitty for short. She was THE BESTET pet ever... totally reformed me from dog to cat lover.)
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BIKINIMOM said:
Hmmmmmmmmmm how were you able to translate the words "Cardio pulmonary resusitation"?

Were they even allowed to suck face with that shameless ho Resus-Annie without formal introductions and subsequent marriage?!


(I kid! I kid!!!)
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LOL!!! LMFAO!!!

Seriously, I speak Hebrew, Spanish, and Arabic...
Hebrew and Arabic are very close in alot of ways so it was easy to learn. Both are Aramaicaly based languages.
 
fit4sure said:
If the thread got locked, it should be because of my grammar and typing.(strong illiteracy)

Besides, i came in because I thought this was the world renowed cat hate thread. It's not? Okay, I'll try this.

I hate fish. They are boring and suck. They live in a bowel and live off one can of stinky fish food thier whole lives. That's Stupid. Fish need to get a life, gawh!

There, I don't think anybody, really likes fish so that should be okay!
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LOL Ya never know who some whackjob PETA shmoes will be spray painting and bombing next. God, when I heard that Mary Tyler Moore was all up in arms over the *inhumane* treatment of lobsters I lost ALL respect for her. I mean - hello lady - these crustaceans (that have ganglia INSTEAD of a brain) eat their freaking young!!!

Although admittedly there has been a time or six when the thought did cross my mind about BBQing any number of my own!!! :lmao:
 
I am a memeber of PETA
People
Eatin
Tasty
Animals

BIKINIMOM said:
LOL Ya never know who some whackjob PETA shmoes will be spray painting and bombing next. God, when I heard that Mary Tyler Moore was all up in arms over the *inhumane* treatment of lobsters I lost ALL respect for her. I mean - hello lady - these crustaceans (that have ganglia INSTEAD of a brain) eat their freaking young!!!

Although admittedly there has been a time or six when the thought did cross my mind about BBQing any number of my own!!! :lmao:
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fit4sure said:
If the thread got locked, it should be because of my grammar and typing.(strong illiteracy)

Besides, i came in because I thought this was the world renowed cat hate thread. It's not? Okay, I'll try this.

I hate fish. They are boring and suck. They live in a bowel and live off one can of stinky fish food thier whole lives. That's Stupid. Fish need to get a life, gawh!

There, I don't think anybody, really likes fish so that should be okay!
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at least fish don't pee on your stuff.
 
That's true. And That's why i hate cats way more! They are so weird and how does anyone communicate with them?

Seriously, my (almost) sister in law has 2. One has like an eating disorder and the other one has a pee problem.

They just had a baby. I was so afraid the cats would try and kill the baby(yes, hella superstitious)
heatherrae said:
at least fish don't pee on your stuff.
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fit4sure said:
That's true. And That's why i hate cats way more! They are so weird and how does anyone communicate with them?

Seriously, my (almost) sister in law has 2. One has like an eating disorder and the other one has a pee problem.

They just had a baby. I was so afraid the cats would try and kill the baby(yes, hella superstitious)
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:lmao:

god, don't let blueta hear you talk like that. She will hunt you down. lol.
 
Word, but you can always throw the water(and that bish ass fish, down the drain) and get some more.

The cats peeing on the chair. That is a serious hell naw.

Don't u hate it when you go to someone's house and it smells like cat pee and your like holding your breath the whole time your there?

BIKINIMOM said:
Yea but they poop in your water.

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS TTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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fit4sure said:
Word, but you can always throw the water(and that bish ass fish, down the drain) and get some more.

The cats peeing on the chair. That is a serious hell naw.

Don't u hate it when you go to someone's house and it smells like cat pee and your like holding your breath the whole time your there?
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I hope to hell my house doens't smell like that and I'm just so used to it that I can't smell it anymore.
 
here's what I have to say to blueta: Bring it on bish.

i am not one who scared to throw down(online at least).

Yea, that cat would be on kitty death row pulling that ish in my house.(j/k; rescue though for sure)
heatherrae said:
:lmao:

god, don't let blueta hear you talk like that. She will hunt you down. lol.
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fit4sure said:
here's what I have to say to blueta: Bring it on bish.

i am not one who scared to throw down(online at least).

Yea, that cat would be on kitty death row pulling that ish in my house.(j/k; rescue though for sure)
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HRs cat has the claws of death!!! Ninja claws of death!!!
 
I hope to hell it doesn't to, cuz your friends are probably talking mad ish when they leave the house! Not good!
But it probably does. You might want to hire a carpet cleaner and have all the floors and upolstery steam cleaned. that's what i did every other week when i was housebreaking my poodle, when he was a puppy.
heatherrae said:
I hope to hell my house doens't smell like that and I'm just so used to it that I can't smell it anymore.
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fit4sure said:
Word, but you can always throw the water(and that bish ass fish, down the drain) and get some more.

The cats peeing on the chair. That is a serious hell naw.

Don't u hate it when you go to someone's house and it smells like cat pee and your like holding your breath the whole time your there?
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Oh hell yes...

Matter of fact anytime I hear that someone has more than 2 cats I automatically assume their home does smell that way. I know it is wrong of me, but I can't help but think that as every house I have ever been in that had more than two cats smelled EXACTLY like that... and all the cathair that was all over. VERY unattractive... But hey, wasn't my house so whotheheckamItosay?! :whatever:
 
Death to curtains and upholstery, i hear. (seriously, i don't get why people have felines).

Anyway, I have the beatin' stick of doom, kitty! :evil:

BRING IT!

joefire_2008 said:
HRs cat has the claws of death!!! Ninja claws of death!!!
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Can you say: "Never can make it to dinner at your house"?


BIKINIMOM said:
Oh hell yes...

Matter of fact anytime I hear that someone has more than 2 cats I automatically assume their home does smell that way. I know it is wrong of me, but I can't help but think that as every house I have ever been in that had more than two cats smelled EXACTLY like that... and all the cathair that was all over. VERY unattractive... But hey, wasn't my house so whotheheckamItosay?! :whatever:
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cindylou said:
omg this is still going!?!

what are we talking about now?
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I think we are just all talking about how it is still going on...lol.
 
I hate cats and eat tasty animals. Fish suck, too. Grumpy, is a crabbler. I think that is someone who molests crabs.

That's better than kids, that for sure!

We fear, that HR's house has that cat smell where you have to hold you breath the whole time you there.

I think that is it. :)
cindylou said:
omg this is still going!?!

what are we talking about now?
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fit4sure said:
I hate cats and eat tasty animals. Fish suck, too. Grumpy, is a crabbler. I think that is someone who molests crabs.

That's better than kids, that for sure!

We fear, that HR's house has that cat smell where you have to hold you breath the whole time you there.

I think that is it. :)
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lol
 
heatherrae said:
didn't you read the thread title, woman? :lmao:
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yes, but I thoguht maybe fit4sure had an interesting story to add? A cat hate story? keep thsi going a little?

I woke up this morning and my cat as snuggling as close to my neck as he could it was so cute! I didnt want to move all night not to disturb him.

But, I woke up to find a hairball in the living room (gross) and now my shoulder hurts from lying stiff all night.
 
You can't communicate with.
They pee all over your stuff.
They are pretty selfish.
I don't like the meow sound.
They shed.
They carry toxoplamosis.
And my dog has mind control over me.
cindylou said:
why all the hate for the kitties?
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heather, what did you do while you were pregnant? round here they tell mommies to be to get rid of their cats if someone else cant clean the catbox.
 
fit4sure said:
What's a crabble? is it a crab that is highly skilled at scrabble, or what?
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You picked up on that, eh?

The Crabbleman... :bfold:

It's a special honor... only a very few of their kind. They are a dying breed!!!
 
cindylou said:
heather, what did you do while you were pregnant? round here they tell mommies to be to get rid of their cats if someone else cant clean the catbox.
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My dad and step mom kept her at their camping grounds in a camper.
 
cindylou said:
yes, but I thoguht maybe fit4sure had an interesting story to add? A cat hate story? keep thsi going a little?

I woke up this morning and my cat as snuggling as close to my neck as he could it was so cute! I didnt want to move all night not to disturb him.

But, I woke up to find a hairball in the living room (gross) and now my shoulder hurts from lying stiff all night.
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You got played... didncha?! :lmao:
 
Sorry, I don't have a more intersting story, though.

cindylou said:
yes, but I thoguht maybe fit4sure had an interesting story to add? A cat hate story? keep thsi going a little?

I woke up this morning and my cat as snuggling as close to my neck as he could it was so cute! I didnt want to move all night not to disturb him.

But, I woke up to find a hairball in the living room (gross) and now my shoulder hurts from lying stiff all night.
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I have a long haired cat and sometimes his poop gets stuck in his long ass hair

i have to cut it out with sissors because its too much for him to lick off

thats always fun
 
fit4sure said:
bet they couldn't wait to give her back!
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Yeah, they hated her far more than I do. They thought she was the spawn of satan, basically.
 
did you ever get rid of the cat?

they have mood altering drugs for cats btw. sprays and scents too - to chill out cats like that. petsmart has the room scents/aromas to chill out a crazy cat and your vet can give you pills.
 
Suck to be that cat right now. Has this cat done anything good ever? I am biased, but i think most cats go to hell. They like stand there with pokers waiting for thier owners(yes, vivid imagination)

All dogs go to heaven, unless the bite or kill livestock.
heatherrae said:
Yeah, they hated her far more than I do. They thought she was the spawn of satan, basically.
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cindylou said:
did you ever get rid of the cat?

they have mood altering drugs for cats btw. sprays and scents too - to chill out cats like that. petsmart has the room scents/aromas to chill out a crazy cat and your vet can give you pills.
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I'm the one that needs the pills after living with her.
 
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