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My cat PEED on my chair.

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txbondsman said:
one of our 3 indoor "neutered" male cats used to spray/pee in the house. It would get angry about something and it would happen pretty frequently. I'd bet it has been doing it more since D'nerion has been here.
If you really want to see all that it has done, get a black light. Cat pee has alot phosophrous and glows, you can see ALL the old places and the new.

We now have 2 outdoor cats and one indoor. Also, we have all new tile floors, she Kiltzed all the walls multiple times where the glowing spots were and put some enzyme shit down on the concrete before the tile was lain. One spot, she had the wall removed and new sheetrock added, needless to say, it was QUITE expensive.
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Make Cashew Kitten and be done with all the crap!
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
Make Cashew Kitten and be done with all the crap!
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:lmao:

I must be hungry because my first thought was, "damn, that sounds GOOD." lol.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Meh he's a pussy. That's why he is getting ME the firearm! :rolleyes:
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I don't care who shoots the fucker hand me the gun i"ll shoot the cat and the owner of this wretched thread
 
hog#head#cheese said:
I don't care who shoots the fucker hand me the gun i"ll shoot the cat and the owner of this wretched thread
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No snack cakes for you, then!@!
 
heatherrae said:
you are making me crave BLT's big time! lol.
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Take a walk thru my chinese buffet thread you'll be full when you get to the end
 
hog#head#cheese said:
Hows the cat?
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Little bitch is fine. I didn't kill her or anything. She has her own little bed, and is fed from one of those self feeders and self waterers so her bowl is always full. She doesn't do a thing but piss all over the place, and her healthcare is paid in full. I wish I could be this f*cking cat. Oh yeah, but I'm a monster because I want to get rid of her b/c she ruined everything in my house.

If I had half a brain, I should have let her play on the highway long ago.
 
heatherrae said:
Little bitch is fine. I didn't kill her or anything. She has her own little bed, and is fed from one of those self feeders and self waterers so her bowl is always full. She doesn't do a thing but piss all over the place, and her healthcare is paid in full. I wish I could be this f*cking cat. Oh yeah, but I'm a monster because I want to get rid of her b/c she ruined everything in my house.

If I had half a brain, I should have let her play on the highway long ago.
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The cat has to go
 
Gators behind my house lovvvvvve cat shit they like dogs and coons as well
 
heatherrae said:
Little bitch is fine. I didn't kill her or anything. She has her own little bed, and is fed from one of those self feeders and self waterers so her bowl is always full. She doesn't do a thing but piss all over the place, and her healthcare is paid in full. I wish I could be this f*cking cat. Oh yeah, but I'm a monster because I want to get rid of her b/c she ruined everything in my house.

If I had half a brain, I should have let her play on the highway long ago.
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:worried:

I dont think there is anymore room in hell missy so you'd better just realign your thinking!
 
BIKINIMOM said:
:worried:

I dont think there is anymore room in hell missy so you'd better just realign your thinking!
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I might prefer hell if this cat won't be there pissing on everything. :lmao:
 
hog#head#cheese said:
You aint gonna let this MF die are ya?
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No, I took this thread in and now I have a responsibility to it FOREVER....lol.
 
heatherrae said:
No, I took this thread in and now I have a responsibility to it FOREVER....lol.
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What if the thread pees on the couch?
 
BIKINIMOM said:
That U-tube was the shit!
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I think you and HR sit in the middle of this thread swinging in hammocks just to keep it alive
 
BIKINIMOM said:
The old fucker is working or some shit. He is putting in double triple overtime at the drive up for beer money for the party.
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Not buyin that
 
I have 56 people backed up waiting for my dial up konnection to kik in. I have a lot of shakes, fries and diet cokes to give to fat chicks!

I have to work 4 shifts today just to get enough cash to put water in the cement pond. Then the next week 5 shifts a day to buy beer and drugs.

I am gonna be busy till y'all get here, but we will have a lot of extra burgers and fries. Hope needto can whip somethin up with taters and soymeat
 
BIKINIMOM said:
:sick:

speak for yourself.

I am getting chinese takeout.
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Now BM don't start back peddlin LAST night you were braggin about slaving over the kitchen cookin some chickin dish for grump and how You can't wait to Have everyone enjoy your cookin Ok,I might have made up the last part
 
hog#head#cheese said:
Now BM don't start back peddlin LAST night you were braggin about slaving over the kitchen cookin some chickin dish for grump and how You can't wait to Have everyone enjoy your cookin Ok,I might have made up the last part
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Clearly the last part was fabricated. Needto is the one who will be feeding the masses while I will be sitting poolside underneath the umbrella with my wide-brimmed hat and frozen drink being my witty charming self; a wonderful hostess in a yellow-polka dot bikini making everyone feel at home. :qt:

And that chicken was yummy served over long-grained rice.
 
The dinner laast night was really good. I did make the long grain rice in the rice cooker. She even has a little stainless thing that Cuisneart makes that is the shape of an egg and makes hard/soft/poached eggs. Wow. we used to use a pan.

She is a good cook, just don't let anyone know, I almost peed myself...

:santa:
 
Let's just make this thread last forever. What do you say? everyday we will just come into this thread and chat until the server melts...lol.
 
heatherrae said:
Let's just make this thread last forever. What do you say? everyday we will just come into this thread and chat until the server melts...lol.
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I wanna pee on you
 
Your cat has ignited a thread of over 350 posts... even disney can't hang with your magical kingdom and the surreal cat urine stained chair that is soon becoming a legend... damn you got like 1700 views too, its close between people who have seen bambi and people who have heard bout your urine stained chair... I cried at both btw
 
The cat pee people... it'll soon be made into a movie.
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Let's just make this thread last forever. What do you say? everyday we will just come into this thread and chat until the server melts...lol.
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We'll drink coffee, and put out donuts... It'll be fun.
 
ariel347 said:
Your cat has ignited a thread of over 350 posts... even disney can't hang with your magical kingdom and the surreal cat urine stained chair that is soon becoming a legend... damn you got like 1700 views too, its close between people who have seen bambi and people who have heard bout your urine stained chair... I cried at both btw
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I wish I could royalties off this thing.
 
joefire_2008 said:
The cat pee people... it'll soon be made into a movie.

We'll drink coffee, and put out donuts... It'll be fun.
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That's my kind of party! lol.
 
.... whoduthunkit? All this because HR's cat likes to pee every place BUT the litterbox.

It's a real good thing that cats can't read or else all you sorry cat owning mofos would be in for a whole world a hurt!!!
 
BIKINIMOM said:
.... whoduthunkit? All this because HR's cat likes to pee every place BUT the litterbox.

It's a real good thing that cats can't read or else all you sorry cat owning mofos would be in for a whole world a hurt!!!
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Hi,I just dropped in to see if i can get you and heather anything to drink while ya'll are holdin down the cat piss thread?LMK
 
hog#head#cheese said:
Hi,I just dropped in to see if i can get you and heather anything to drink while ya'll are holdin down the cat piss thread?LMK
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I'll take a yohoo. it pairs well with little debbies.
 
heatherrae said:
I'll take a yohoo. it pairs well with little debbies.
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Ok,1 yoohoo(choc or straw?)And BM looks like shes ready for a rusty nail or something similar
 
How sad is it that my thread about cat pee took off and my thread with sexay pics died?

i'm going to go write my suicide note now.

LOL.
 
heatherrae said:
How sad is it that my thread about cat pee took off and my thread with sexay pics died?

i'm going to go write my suicide note now.

LOL.
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If it'll make you feel any better... I saved the link to that page... a picture is worth a thousand words, and they speak for themselves... GRRR!!!
 
joefire_2008 said:
If it'll make you feel any better... I saved the link to that page... a picture is worth a thousand words, and they speak for themselves... GRRR!!!
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:qt:

You are so sweet. I might even share my snack cakes with you.

(probably not, though)
 
heatherrae said:
:qt:

You are so sweet. I might even share my snack cakes with you.

(probably not, though)
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LOL...
That's ok... It's the thoughts I have that count...err... I mean it's the thought that counts...
 
heatherrae said:
:qt:

You are so sweet. I might even share my snack cakes with you.

(probably not, though)
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This thread has reached such ridiculous heights... I just wanna see if it can make 500 posts... this cat has already become a cult classic, I'm waiting to see if it can eclipse the level of cultural icon and overtake Dr. Seuss's cat in the hat... this cat would be more reflective of this genre... yup, maybe this story has a hidden parable too... :chomp:
 
ariel347 said:
This thread has reached such ridiculous heights... I just wanna see if it can make 500 posts... this cat has already become a cult classic, I'm waiting to see if it can eclipse the level of cultural icon and overtake Dr. Seuss's cat in the hat... this cat would be more reflective of this genre... yup, maybe this story has a hidden parable too... :chomp:
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Another 'Rocky Horror Picture Show'... :Perk:
 
ariel347 said:
This thread has reached such ridiculous heights... I just wanna see if it can make 500 posts... this cat has already become a cult classic, I'm waiting to see if it can eclipse the level of cultural icon and overtake Dr. Seuss's cat in the hat... this cat would be more reflective of this genre... yup, maybe this story has a hidden parable too... :chomp:
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The hidden parable is something about making sure you have clean litter, I think. :worried:

Why stop at 500? We could go on forever.

lol.
 
heatherrae said:
The hidden parable is something about making sure you have clean litter, I think. :worried:

Why stop at 500? We could go on forever.

lol.
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Magical words that I will try to live my life by.
I'm down for infinity. :)
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Baby, have I told you lately that I believe you are one SICK mofo?! :worried:
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I am TOO!!!!!!!


This is a BM red big lettered post except I can't type 10 pages of anydamnthing. Besides I just peed myself again. Soon as I am done I am going to change.


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Grumpy Old Man said:

I am TOO!!!!!!!


This is a BM red big lettered post except I can't type 10 pages of anydamnthing. Besides I just peed myself again. Soon as I am done I am going to change.


:santa:
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Pfffffffffffffffffffttt

You rank amatuer. You forgot to bold the red. :rolleyes:
 
My last wife was really a sick one, I took her to the vet and still she used to spit!

I took her to a cat pysch and damn after months of sessions she still spit.

I was beside myself for weeks and weeks, they I finally figured out how to keep her from spitting!

:santa:
 
Canonically, we close such threads on post 499 for no reason other than to frustrate you all horribly.
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
My last wife was really a sick one, I took her to the vet and still she used to spit!

I took her to a cat pysch and damn after months of sessions she still spit.

I was beside myself for weeks and weeks, they I finally figured out how to keep her from spitting!

:santa:
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And that would be?






































(Let's all pretend that we didn't see digger and maybe he won't lock this thread destined to be an elite cult classic!)
 
digger said:
Canonically, we close such threads on post 499 for no reason other than to frustrate you all horribly.
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:lmao:

I even got digger in on the cat pee action.

Come on digger, voice your opinion on whether my cat has deep psychological issues stemming from my being too harsh with her as a kitten.
 
heatherrae said:
:lmao:

I even got digger in on the cat pee action.

Come on digger, voice your opinion on whether my cat has deep psychological issues stemming from my being too harsh with her as a kitten.
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Not that complicated HR... You just SUCK as a petowner, are a terrible human being and are clearly going straight to hell. :rolleyes: How many times you needa be told that? Clearly you don't listen any better than your cat does! :lmao:
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Not that complicated HR... You just SUCK as a petowner, are a terrible human being and are clearly going straight to hell. :rolleyes: How many times you needa be told that? Clearly you don't listen any better than your cat does! :lmao:
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clearly.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
And that would be?


Just had to hold her head longer and not let her spit. Ya old bag O'wind!

I am so pissed off right now I am going to run out and yell er something.

You all suck because you don't know my pain!

My F 12 key fell off when I was cleaning my keyboard cause I like everything neat and clean not full of hair, kitty litter and hair!
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heatherrae said:
always. a day without snacks is like a day without sunshine.
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The Old Grump twisted my arm the other day and of course I had to yield and buy like 3 gallons of ice cream. 'Course he's been eating some every night. I haven't had any just yet. :whatever:
 
BIKINIMOM said:
The Old Grump twisted my arm the other day and of course I had to yield and buy like 3 gallons of ice cream. 'Course he's been eating some every night. I haven't had any just yet. :whatever:
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yummmy


Gobfather and chunky monkey = my faves.
 
canadianhitman said:
So, HR....did you get rid of the damned cat yet?
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No, she's still walking around the joint like she owns the place. lol.
 
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