Must have 'party house' items

[Houchens]

Just trying to come up with a list of the must have items for a good house to throw a party. We already have a Keg-orator, Pool, ping pong, fuzz ball, bigscreen, and a grill. Just thought you all could help us figure out if we were missing any must have items.

Thanks,
h

 

[Boston Strangler]

Well your going to need to get a mirror about 1 foot square (in case any white stuff shows up), a beer funnel, something to smoke with. Darts are key, as well as a place to play beer pong......

 

[granby140]

plenty of hot girls

 

[tiger88]

the best thing for good parties

1. TON OF SINGLE GIRLS..single girls make a party

2. dancing (best way to bang a chic at a party)

3. easy accass to booze (non of this wait around BULLSHIT)

 

[rnch]

condoms, lube, poppers..............

 

[tiger88]

^^ glory holes and power tool service also
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[NJjuice22]

condoms, lube, poppers..............

we are talking straight parties here dude.

 

[NJjuice22]

the best thing for good parties

1. TON OF SINGLE GIRLS..single girls make a party

2. dancing (best way to bang a chic at a party)

3. easy accass to booze (non of this wait around BULLSHIT)

1. girls (dont matter if they are single as long as their boyfriends aint there)
2. coke ( makes the hoes hornier than you would believe)
3. alcohol

 

[rnch]

we are talking straight parties here dude.

and your point is...........?


if you can't get her to do anal, then your technique sucks.

 

[NJjuice22]

and your point is...........?


if you can't get her to do anal, then your technique sucks.

i dont know, when i hear "poppers and lube" i think

 

[rnch]

poppers, lube (and the items u mentioned in post # 8)) will get a gal to go anal much easier than just shoving your index finger up her poop shute and saying "how 'bout it, biatch?"

 

[NJjuice22]

what exactly are poppers??..i have no idea

 

[swaptrex]

a sick-loud sound system

 

[redguru]

Set up a touch screen audio jukebox computer with video output to the Big screen. Get some good visualizations to move with the music.

 

[guest username]

Just trying to come up with a list of the must have items for a good house to throw a party. We already have a Keg-orator, Pool, ping pong, fuzz ball, bigscreen, and a grill. Just thought you all could help us figure out if we were missing any must have items.

Thanks,
h

The thing that seems to be lacking at a lot of parties is babes... babes, babes, and more babes, preferably the totally hot kind.

Nothing ruins a party for a guy than showing up to see that it's nothing but a sausage fest.

 

[Bald Gorilla]

me...

 

[Cutiebaby]

music a good variety.
cards people like cards.

 

[Synpax]

If I were throwing a party...

An Xbox with a red octane Afterburner metal pad or two and DDR Ultramix2.
A Bible New Testament version of Trivial Pursuit.
Deck of cards
Yaztzee!!
Monopoly (Star Trek edition)
Hit Parade CD collection (1941-1945).
Diet Pepsi
Party hats.

 

[SC4EVA]

poppers are bad news!

 

[wesdo2gg]

1)Babes
2)Big Stereo/ live band (my preferance)
3)Kegerator
4)Party drug accomidations
5)A couple different selections of hard Alcohol
6)Few varieties of non alcoholic drinks for hard alcohol


I host parties around every two weeks or so and this is the way I do. I am also getting a Jager on tap machine soon.