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[Evil_Frisky]

So they girls here sit around and eat their pizza and cake and drink their soda..

I'm running in the kitchenette to grab my turkey and spinach and The younger of them asks me ... what can you eat?

So I told her all 6 things (lol)

She politely turns to me and says... "I'd rather keep my love handles than eat that crap"

I like to trip and drop all my food laughing... It took every muscle in my jaw to bite down on my jaw and stop from saying..

"Honey those things went way past love handles about ten pizza's ago.. looking more along the lines of saftey bars now."

But Frisky was nice... I guess that its a good thing beings she is the owners daughter

 

[velvett]

Nice.

I have to eat I LOVE good food but there's nothing pleasing about plump visible love handles.

She probably hates her love handles but doesn't have the courage to "eat 6 things" everyday.

Eating the same thing everyday is kind of comforting, like school uniforms - there's no thought involve just repetition.

What six things are you eating?

I love turkey - I never get sick of turkey.

 

[Cutiebaby]

safety bars.....lol that would have been funny

 

[skittles]

LOL!!!

I have 2 more for ya:

I was told that pizza was the PERFECT food.....has all food groups in it

A salesman at my work has been training everyday. He was complaining about not seeing results & has been jamming the fat burners down his throat. I asked him about his diet....

Breakfast...
frozen waffles with peanut butter

I said:
'Where is your F-ing protein???'

He answers:
'In the peanut butter' & debated me for about 15 mins if PB was a fat or protein

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Nice.

I have to eat I LOVE good food but there's nothing pleasing about plump visible love handles.

She probably hates her love handles but doesn't have the courage to "eat 6 things" everyday.

Eating the same thing everyday is kind of comforting, like school uniforms - there's no thought involve just repetition.

What six things are you eating?

I love turkey - I never get sick of turkey.

LOL..

Sad sometimes when I look at her... She's a average height beautiful girl. Typical Blond hair blue eyes ivory skin. When she started working with us three summers ago she was In average shape. She's in college now and works here inbetween and Just in the last 8 or so months seems she's packed on Alot.

She comes in my office every now and again to show me some 'miracle' pill or drink that some guy at the nutrition store told her to take. After about the third time of telling her 'L' you need to adjust your diet. That won't make the fat disappear... and her looking at me like I was talking in another language.. I just gave up.

I don't mind eating the same thing everyday... I like to live on the wild side every once and a while of course but right now I'm not living every minute to eat.

I blabbered off Chicken, Turkey, Broccoli, Spinach, Brown Rice, Sweet Potato... I'm cutting some of the other things out.

I LOVE the turkey patties also...

 

[Evil_Frisky]

LOL!!!

I have 2 more for ya:

I was told that pizza was the PERFECT food.....has all food groups in it

A salesman at my work has been training everyday. He was complaining about not seeing results & has been jamming the fat burners down his throat. I asked him about his diet....

Breakfast...
frozen waffles with peanut butter

I said:
'Where is your F-ing protein???'

He answers:
'In the peanut butter' & debated me for about 15 mins if PB was a fat or protein

lol

There is another girl here that just refuses to even calculate her calories on Fit day. LOL

She and I can laugh about it though... All she say's is Hell no I don't want to know what I'm taking in cause I'm not changing a damn thing. LOL

 

[ischia99]

Good Job Frisky!!!

I dont know how you held your tongue girl!! I am in my last 4 weeks of dieting and I have cut a lot of things out to get to a low BF, I would've knocked that b&tch out!!

I dont understand these people?? I know during my off season I indulge in healthy but yummy foods!! Like Vegetable pizza made with protein dough!!! Sometimes i change up my breakfast, instead of oats and egg whites i will have protein pancakes with fresh blueberries!!! This isnt crap!! I hate people sometimes

God I would love to have a nice juicy green apple with ANP!!!

I will just STFU and keep sitting at my office starving!!! And I just ate too!!!!
I had asparagus, chicken & a little bit of oatmeal to sustain me during my workout today

Okay my posts are too long..

IsChIa

 

[velvett]

When people get all defensive about what they are doing it is because they already know it's not working , but they really don't want to take your advice - especially if you seem to know what you are doing - because they have to do it their way or they're just ready to leave the place of comfort.


IMHO

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Good Job Frisky!!!

I dont know how you held your tongue girl!! I am in my last 4 weeks of dieting and I have cut a lot of things out to get to a low BF, I would've knocked that b&tch out!!

I dont understand these people?? I know during my off season I indulge in healthy but yummy foods!! Like Vegetable pizza made with protein dough!!! Sometimes i change up my breakfast, instead of oats and egg whites i will have protein pancakes with fresh blueberries!!! This isnt crap!! I hate people sometimes

God I would love to have a nice juicy green apple with ANP!!!

I will just STFU and keep sitting at my office starving!!! And I just ate too!!!!
I had asparagus, chicken & a little bit of oatmeal to sustain me during my workout today

Okay my posts are too long..

IsChIa

LOL

Well I did carb up last night so Im good til tomorrow... hee hee

Shes the same one that said ... "Don't you ever get tired of eating?" WTF! LOL

I just give'um the look... then they don't say another word to me all day. Esp when i have that savage look on my face at meal time.

haa haa

 

[The Shadow]

Tell the bitch that lovehandles are one thing...floatation devices are another