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Ill bring you this urgent message at the rebuttle of several large nations. A samsonite unit is all that stands between my rage and a cylindrical tube of flesh. 
Please understand that I take no responsibility for my ultra violent flesh tearing actions and bone raping brutalities. Isnt it the performance that counts? Without further undoing or beast raping of the pure facts, I bring this to you before I am tempted to lay my destruction upon it. Please read with care:
On the human side, fuckaloo officials face a sixty million ronald mcdonald mother fucker rotting flesh round up in aisle 9. Buckaroo Bonzai Bill and Sagitarius Sal have alot of backfisting to do if we are to get this news out in a timely manner. Ive had just about enough of your fucking around in this institution Mr. Clown Land. Now its FUCKLES TIME!! Time to roll that shit in a little cylinder and FUCK it into oblivion guys!! Ill have had to be having my fist up your ass by the time the smoke clears out of my mouth, thank you very much.
Its time to cripple 400 of my 500 employees indefinitely and in an undisclosed location, rumored to be just left of "The Greatest Show On Earth". Heavily dependent opon narcotic elements, Balding Bob ,the backwash administrator of destruction, declines commentary at this momentary. For it is he, that holds the keys to the kingdom. Admission fees range from "Gimme your balls kid" to "Go fuck yourself Phil". See brochure for details. Even in the best of times, the fucking zoo won't reopen until Thanksgiving, so I can socket fuck all the little turkeys, and then shit on thier chicken breasts and then eat them. Then again even that wont satisfy this bulging mound of flesh in my lower extremity. Fuck you Frank Im scared..
On the animal side, too, life is turned upside down. Downtown clown frown...
Accustomed to a parade of excrementation as part of their habitat and habitual monkey machine gun masturbation as a part of daily life, the great apes are wary of the sudden stillness. The great apes are stroking their massive cylindrical balls and shitting on the whitehouse lawn. Oh now..What shall I do? Suspicious by nature, disgusting by creation, and fucking frithing with fucking joy and hatred, cometh I. Performing at this gathering is Island Lou and The Jiggabou. But its so shameful for them, they have taken to hiding behind bushes, peeking out guardedly, and sneakily shitting on the guests of greatness. Oh son of the wild bitch!! Why have thee forsaken I? Fuck em brian!!
Papito Espinoza and Jean Jewman, the zoo's two elephants, crave attention. So basically, it is required that they be masturbated, re-masturbated, and ultra violently masturbated, all within 10 second intervals of eachother.
At 5 tons of rotting flesh and testicular dog shit and with flanks of hard pulsating forearms and fantastic concrete son's of bitches , I here by annihilate you, Jean Jewman as the freaking phuckish entertainer who cant stop shitting on my motherfucking stage. Thank you, theres no need for applause. Bob Balding has been belittled before bestiality began. But this is irrevelevant to the Jewman Mission.
Her saggy fucking tits perked up when a big walking penis entered into her sopping wet "Nazi Bunker" ?? National Guard, Bonito Franchez Amigo, placed his unit inside a evacuation point at 900 hours. While Bankrupt Bob set up camp in the parking lot, as he masturbated to the traffic flow. Whenever the guardsmen visited, she'd come running, tits sagging and bounching, nose all wet, all happy to see this motherfucking piece of ass. "Winn Dixie woods is officially PROHIBITED!!" says Dan Maloney, Nile Jensen's penis handler.
"They may have been spanking her tits. At this moment, we just dont know. Im sorry, this is too painful to speak of..."
One alligator was missing a nipple for nearly two weeks after Katrina. It finally reappeared, probably because I wasnt really paying close attention the first time. But thats how this shit goes. I saw a piece of man bush hankering out from a den in its swampy domain where it had hunkered down. That hunky manbush scared the shit out of me!
To prepare for the hurricane, zookeepers shit piled for two weeks, creating massive walls of shit, to keep american asshole from creating trick with brick.Harl Hummington announces, "I was just trying to get my shit on, you aint nuttin but a bitch". Charleston police recovered 50$ worth of marijuna, fuel and water from Harl's live-in/ shit-in wooden hut.More than a ton of hay had to be stored in Harl's rectum, in order to teach him a painful lesson. This used to be Harl's old bed. Now its in his rectum. Reach of whom the scarf annihilates up into a 150 pound man and forms into the holy unibreed.
Keepers feared mass casualties among the 1,500 creatures at Larry's Porno Land, but only a few animals perished at the hands of a "Walking Beast" ?
One raccoon drowned in its own piss and shit cocktail. Two otters died from being repeatedly masturbated until death by a "Walking Beast". Suffocation was also not out of the question. Nor was torturous unavailable details to be swallowed with.
A rare miniature bald man - a small, vocal white bald native to Baldinghead,alabama - is missing and feared dead. Or even worse...ALIVE.
"It's one of the most endangered balds in the world," says Mahoney. Only about a dozen are thought to exist in the wild. Im so depressed, Ill fucking kill myself if I dont get to molest that little guy one more time..*cries*"
"A lot of us expected the tropical bird house to lose its roof, and then we look up, and theres Amigo Hernandez fucking the wild life in the ass! We didn't know if the semen stains would have come off," said Manifest Mammaries ,the blundering fuck festicle.
But the aviary kept its lid. The only bald to escape was Island Lou, but the Jiggabou has yet to be found. It was thought he would reside in his natural environment, but it is feared Jewman would put a grisly end to that. So much vulture shit, I cant even hear myself think! Brand new fuckin fax machine, I think Ill fax my self!
The frightless bald scuttled to freedom aboard a fallen iron lung, feasting on the dying respirator of that bald fuck, the Garden District awards the "Rotting Flesh" award to yours truly. Be warned however, balds have landed within 10,000 feet of bozo the clown.
Shitkeepers found the bald in question, 50 yards from its island, bloated and rotten, four days later. "This was the best result we ever could have hoped for", said Skeletor (fingering his asshole).
Bald bastards who need cold temperatures and filthy cigar polluted water and plenty of cigar smoke and industrial pollution,were relocated to the Jew And Clown anihilation booths. Penguins were kicked for distance, amongst the rotting flesh trees and clogged toilet bowls, and the merrily sea otters were molten into earwax to make room for a new breed of engineering. And father fuckems lived happily ever after. from Frank Fugoid Bar and Lounge to the land of the Americas and the home of the sea lions from the zoo that were sent to the place on the hill where the clown from town around downtown clown frown gown. They are due back in cumming months. Get it? CUMS OFF
"The rounding ass cheeks, those saggy tits, that asscrack paste hair cut, that ever loving rape your mother for a fuckin buck attitude, I was afraid it was gone forever. We were worried it got eaten by the Liberals," said Howard "Balls Out" Mahoney.
Instead, those big balls rolled back in on their own.
"A lot of them are young," he said, "and that's just how we like em."
The cannon is operated by Tits N Ass Institute, which also runs the throne your mother cleans on. Power to the whiteys!! KILL WHITEY!
Maloney Mahoney Balogne, engaged in a major fundraising project, blah blah blah blah...MMmmmm Mmmmmmm mmm.. is eager for the swasticas to spin.
"Your fucking fired. Smoke a fuckin cigar and dont let the door hit you in the fucking ass on the way out kid...GAME OVER"
Please understand that I take no responsibility for my ultra violent flesh tearing actions and bone raping brutalities. Isnt it the performance that counts? Without further undoing or beast raping of the pure facts, I bring this to you before I am tempted to lay my destruction upon it. Please read with care:On the human side, fuckaloo officials face a sixty million ronald mcdonald mother fucker rotting flesh round up in aisle 9. Buckaroo Bonzai Bill and Sagitarius Sal have alot of backfisting to do if we are to get this news out in a timely manner. Ive had just about enough of your fucking around in this institution Mr. Clown Land. Now its FUCKLES TIME!! Time to roll that shit in a little cylinder and FUCK it into oblivion guys!! Ill have had to be having my fist up your ass by the time the smoke clears out of my mouth, thank you very much.
Its time to cripple 400 of my 500 employees indefinitely and in an undisclosed location, rumored to be just left of "The Greatest Show On Earth". Heavily dependent opon narcotic elements, Balding Bob ,the backwash administrator of destruction, declines commentary at this momentary. For it is he, that holds the keys to the kingdom. Admission fees range from "Gimme your balls kid" to "Go fuck yourself Phil". See brochure for details. Even in the best of times, the fucking zoo won't reopen until Thanksgiving, so I can socket fuck all the little turkeys, and then shit on thier chicken breasts and then eat them. Then again even that wont satisfy this bulging mound of flesh in my lower extremity. Fuck you Frank Im scared..
On the animal side, too, life is turned upside down. Downtown clown frown...
Accustomed to a parade of excrementation as part of their habitat and habitual monkey machine gun masturbation as a part of daily life, the great apes are wary of the sudden stillness. The great apes are stroking their massive cylindrical balls and shitting on the whitehouse lawn. Oh now..What shall I do? Suspicious by nature, disgusting by creation, and fucking frithing with fucking joy and hatred, cometh I. Performing at this gathering is Island Lou and The Jiggabou. But its so shameful for them, they have taken to hiding behind bushes, peeking out guardedly, and sneakily shitting on the guests of greatness. Oh son of the wild bitch!! Why have thee forsaken I? Fuck em brian!!
Papito Espinoza and Jean Jewman, the zoo's two elephants, crave attention. So basically, it is required that they be masturbated, re-masturbated, and ultra violently masturbated, all within 10 second intervals of eachother.
At 5 tons of rotting flesh and testicular dog shit and with flanks of hard pulsating forearms and fantastic concrete son's of bitches , I here by annihilate you, Jean Jewman as the freaking phuckish entertainer who cant stop shitting on my motherfucking stage. Thank you, theres no need for applause. Bob Balding has been belittled before bestiality began. But this is irrevelevant to the Jewman Mission. Her saggy fucking tits perked up when a big walking penis entered into her sopping wet "Nazi Bunker" ?? National Guard, Bonito Franchez Amigo, placed his unit inside a evacuation point at 900 hours. While Bankrupt Bob set up camp in the parking lot, as he masturbated to the traffic flow. Whenever the guardsmen visited, she'd come running, tits sagging and bounching, nose all wet, all happy to see this motherfucking piece of ass. "Winn Dixie woods is officially PROHIBITED!!" says Dan Maloney, Nile Jensen's penis handler.
"They may have been spanking her tits. At this moment, we just dont know. Im sorry, this is too painful to speak of..."
One alligator was missing a nipple for nearly two weeks after Katrina. It finally reappeared, probably because I wasnt really paying close attention the first time. But thats how this shit goes. I saw a piece of man bush hankering out from a den in its swampy domain where it had hunkered down. That hunky manbush scared the shit out of me!
To prepare for the hurricane, zookeepers shit piled for two weeks, creating massive walls of shit, to keep american asshole from creating trick with brick.Harl Hummington announces, "I was just trying to get my shit on, you aint nuttin but a bitch". Charleston police recovered 50$ worth of marijuna, fuel and water from Harl's live-in/ shit-in wooden hut.More than a ton of hay had to be stored in Harl's rectum, in order to teach him a painful lesson. This used to be Harl's old bed. Now its in his rectum. Reach of whom the scarf annihilates up into a 150 pound man and forms into the holy unibreed.
Keepers feared mass casualties among the 1,500 creatures at Larry's Porno Land, but only a few animals perished at the hands of a "Walking Beast" ?
One raccoon drowned in its own piss and shit cocktail. Two otters died from being repeatedly masturbated until death by a "Walking Beast". Suffocation was also not out of the question. Nor was torturous unavailable details to be swallowed with.
A rare miniature bald man - a small, vocal white bald native to Baldinghead,alabama - is missing and feared dead. Or even worse...ALIVE.
"It's one of the most endangered balds in the world," says Mahoney. Only about a dozen are thought to exist in the wild. Im so depressed, Ill fucking kill myself if I dont get to molest that little guy one more time..*cries*"
"A lot of us expected the tropical bird house to lose its roof, and then we look up, and theres Amigo Hernandez fucking the wild life in the ass! We didn't know if the semen stains would have come off," said Manifest Mammaries ,the blundering fuck festicle.
But the aviary kept its lid. The only bald to escape was Island Lou, but the Jiggabou has yet to be found. It was thought he would reside in his natural environment, but it is feared Jewman would put a grisly end to that. So much vulture shit, I cant even hear myself think! Brand new fuckin fax machine, I think Ill fax my self!
The frightless bald scuttled to freedom aboard a fallen iron lung, feasting on the dying respirator of that bald fuck, the Garden District awards the "Rotting Flesh" award to yours truly. Be warned however, balds have landed within 10,000 feet of bozo the clown.
Shitkeepers found the bald in question, 50 yards from its island, bloated and rotten, four days later. "This was the best result we ever could have hoped for", said Skeletor (fingering his asshole).
Bald bastards who need cold temperatures and filthy cigar polluted water and plenty of cigar smoke and industrial pollution,were relocated to the Jew And Clown anihilation booths. Penguins were kicked for distance, amongst the rotting flesh trees and clogged toilet bowls, and the merrily sea otters were molten into earwax to make room for a new breed of engineering. And father fuckems lived happily ever after. from Frank Fugoid Bar and Lounge to the land of the Americas and the home of the sea lions from the zoo that were sent to the place on the hill where the clown from town around downtown clown frown gown. They are due back in cumming months. Get it? CUMS OFF
"The rounding ass cheeks, those saggy tits, that asscrack paste hair cut, that ever loving rape your mother for a fuckin buck attitude, I was afraid it was gone forever. We were worried it got eaten by the Liberals," said Howard "Balls Out" Mahoney.
Instead, those big balls rolled back in on their own.
"A lot of them are young," he said, "and that's just how we like em."
The cannon is operated by Tits N Ass Institute, which also runs the throne your mother cleans on. Power to the whiteys!! KILL WHITEY!
Maloney Mahoney Balogne, engaged in a major fundraising project, blah blah blah blah...MMmmmm Mmmmmmm mmm.. is eager for the swasticas to spin.
"Your fucking fired. Smoke a fuckin cigar and dont let the door hit you in the fucking ass on the way out kid...GAME OVER"
