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microwave popcorn in the office

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check out the dude to the right, he appears to have rather fucked up hair. and the chick on the left has some kind of strange goggles on. maybe they're in line for Star Wars II.
 
Dude where's my popcorn? The guy on the right looks like Ashton Kutcher.

And someone give that girl the Heimlich for god's sake.
 
Did you know the fumes from the fake butter flavoring causes lung cancer? Apparently there is a big suit by the workers in a factory in MO where they make the shit....
 
a lot of women in my ofice at that stuf.. they say they are going on a diet... then I see them eat 10 bags of the buttered pop corn a day!! WTF? I just don't get it.
 
Have you done the math on per serving fat in one Bag?
I see people eat an entire bag by their lonesome fatass self...
 
The worst thing is that is sooner or later, someone is going to burn it, then the stench gets really bad and lingers forever...:sick:
 
try having someone eat a bag of doritoes, steak burrito covered in tabasco, and wash it down with a pint of courvoiser then pinch a loaf in the bathroom right next to you. ok that never happened but i know that would be worse than this scenario. what the hell is wrong with microwave popcorn? you guys are acting like its a bag full of dead, wet hamsters. ok that was wrong, but i think this thread has gone a smidge overboard. no thanks to me. its popcorn people.
 
smallmovesal said:
freaking stinks and should be outlawed.

is this only in my office that people make that crap?
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I think microwave popcorn is an office standard. I don't see why since trying to eat it as a snack is like eating air. Sometimes I think it smells awefully good though. It stinks when it burns.
 
I just about lived on microwave popcorn for my first year of college. Now I can't even smell it without having my tummy turn (though I air pop popcorn all the time and put real butter on it....but that's different).

Our office has a big popcorn machine-- like the kind at a movie theater. Everyone who walks in comments that it smells like popcorn. I don't notice it anymore but I haven't had any of it for over 18 months. Ick.
 
"gagalicious"...some sort of Canadian sniglet?

Rich Hall was Canadian ...wasn't he?

Comedians are Canada's number one export...followed by those big foam hands with the index finger sticking up ...that you see at all the hockey games.
 
gagalicious.. i dunno. i declare copyright on that one. :)

so you telling me i should take my act on the road? maybe raina and i could do a bit as well. ;)
 
Minnesota isn't exactly Canada but its close enough.

WORLD TOUR!!!

Can I be a groupie?

or maybe you could try out for Saturday Night Live...they need some hotties and half the cast is Canadian anyways.
 
strong island said:
Minnesota isn't exactly Canada but its close enough.

WORLD TOUR!!!

Can I be a groupie?

or maybe you could try out for Saturday Night Live...they need some hotties and half the cast is Canadian anyways.
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haha i can just imagine the tryout.

hi, my name is smalls, this is raina. we are hot so you should hire us.

experience? huh? what do we need that for? we're hot dammit.
 
Just tell Lorne you're part of the infamous crew at EF.

Lorne is also from Canada...so just mention some names. You guys must know some of the same people..right?

If he still give you any problems...just hit him with a double bicep pose and Raina can hit a most muscular.

DONE....
 
Smalls-- we can set up some sort of fantastical performance routine this weekend. We'll just get liquored up and see how creative it gets.....though we're both really clumsy so we'd better not get too complicated with dance steps etc. We'll be lucky to survive Nicole's kickboxing class. lol
 
Raina said:
Smalls-- we can set up some sort of fantastical performance routine this weekend. We'll just get liquored up and see how creative it gets.....though we're both really clumsy so we'd better not get too complicated with dance steps etc. We'll be lucky to survive Nicole's kickboxing class. lol
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yes... i'm thinking the main ingredients will be booze, hairspray, pocket lint, and elmers glue. oh, and pencils.

it'll be hilarious.
 
Where halfway to putting out our own Sniglets volume.

Am I the only one who bought that book when I was little?

essoasso: guy who cuts through the gas station at a red light.
 
It smells super good and makes me hungry as hell.

Orville Redenbocker (sp?) low-fat is actually pretty good..and really is low fat.
 
Freak Show said:
what the hell is wrong with microwave popcorn? you guys are acting like its a bag full of dead, wet hamsters. ok that was wrong, but i think this thread has gone a smidge overboard. no thanks to me. its popcorn people.
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Yeah, things can't be that bad if we are complaining about our co-worker's choice of a mid-day snack.
 
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