Men finish this sentence.........for us girls

[Gymgurl]

He is not that into you if................

 

[StickFigure]

...he falls asleep while you're givin' him head!

 

[Dial_tone]

doesn't call back within 36 hours of hittin the p*ssy.

 

[DIVISION]

you want to have sex with him and he compromises by letting you give head.....



DIV

 

[Gymgurl]

makes you lay in the wet spot

 

[sorerotators]

If he only wants to see you when he’s drunk

 

[StickFigure]

...he's checkin out other guys!

 

[Gymgurl]

Has a wife/live in

 

[StickFigure]

...if HE'S gotta wash his hair tonight.

 

[hardrock]

he falls out everytime he pulls back

 

[StickFigure]

he falls out everytime he pulls back

LOL!! Good one!!

 

[artrius]

he says... "I think of you like the little sister I never... err I mean always wanted..."

 

[lilsuperman]

he ask you for your friends number...

 

[Gymgurl]

LOLOLOL....rolls over and jumps out of bed and has to go after he came

 

[StickFigure]

...doesn't want to cuddle.....












Oh wait that's normal!! LOL!!

 

[NJjuice22]

you've never met any of his friends.

 

[HumorMe]

He is not that into you if................

you don't swallow.

 

[stfuhr]

...He makes you pay for your half of dinner.

 

[cwc73]

...he doesn't want his roommates know you are in his room, so he turns the music on really loudly.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

He is not that into you if................

1. Doesn't want to be seen with you in public
2. Doesn't want you to meet his friends
3. Doesn't want you to meet any of his family members
4. You call him more often than he calls you
5. Tells you he isn't into the idea of a long-term relationship
6. He is an extremely good looking guy and can get some anytime he wants
7. Has a pee pee bigger than fistfullofsteel's

 

[Mr. dB]

...he keeps looking at his watch.

 

[pintoca]

...refuses to do the ole anal to mouth trick

 

[needtogetaas]

if he always says "what"after everything you say

 

[wnt2bBeast]

he doesnt eat the pussy

 

[stfuhr]

He keeps asking where your 'Hot Roommate' is.

 

[ass_face]

He is not that into you if................

He makes plans last minute all the time (he is looking for an alternate).

He calls you at 2 am but never has an actual date with you.

He David Copperfields you.

He gives you an Angry Dragon.

 

[cwc73]

...He tells you to shut the F&*K up and get out of his bed, bitch!

 

[jrlex]

if he says stop, no and don't.

 

[lilred]

If he only wants to see you when he’s drunk

Unless, of course,he is never sober.

 

[biteme]

He's too into himself.

 

[cwc73]

He's too into himself.

Wait....Doesn't this basically apply to guy her on elite fitness?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

if...he wants to run your mutilated body through a fucking industrial sized tree bark stripper...

 

[EnderJE]

if...he wants to run your mutilated body through a fucking industrial sized tree bark stripper...

dood

Actually, wait a sec. Can I turn you in everytime they talk about some serial killer in America's Most Wanted? I'll get the cash and split it with you. Don't worry. The US justice system will never convict an innocent man. You'll get out.

 

[slat1]

He only gets off in your ass!
*tried every place else... just doesn't happen!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

7. Has a pee pee bigger than fistfullofsteel's

U.W.O.P

 

[fistfullofsteel]

U.W.O.P

what does that mean?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

useless without pix

 

[marshallmadman]

Has a wife/live in

Naw, that means he's probably MORE into you.

 

[Rex]

If you call the guy up saying "I have the place all to myself tonight. Want to come down?". To which he replies "Sorry, <insert anything>."

He's nice to you for appx one month after he fucks you. I call it the period test. It prevents girls who have been scorned to fake the ol' pregnancy to rope the guy in. Usually the girl mentions being on the rag at some point and time, and a sigh of relief is breathed.

 

[hardrock]

he gives you this phone number 212-479-7990

Call it. Funny as hell!

 

[PBR]

in the morning, he quietly rolls out of bed and goes down stairs to have coffee and leaves you sleeping. well, that could be construed as a nice jesture i guess.

 

[AAP]

He is dressed better and accessorized better than you are.

He doesn't buy into your crisis hysteria which occurs by the hour.

He talks about his ex all the time.

He sleeps with his ex all the time.

He is already refering to YOU as his ex.

He tried to bum a cigerette off your 14 year old daughter.

 

[needtogetaas]

when he goes to other girls houses with his friends....when he goes out drinking 5 out of 7 nights a week.....when he says that your fellings are nothing but y ou bitching....when he doesnt care that he hurt you.....when he walks out your door after an arguement and doesnt come back untill 4 am and the next day pretends nothing happened......thats when!

 

[Mr. Black]

He is not that into you if................

...your pussy smells like a dead rotting corpse

 

[buffer1]

what everybody else posted,lol,there all good

 

[musclemuscle]

if...he wants to run your mutilated body through a fucking industrial sized tree bark stripper...

lol

 

[Gymgurl]

Now we should sticky this in the womens forum!

 

[Deterass]

He is not that into you if................

He only calls at 2am and drunk

 

[rudeboyja]

He only calls at 2am and drunk

word!!

but the booty call is a beautiful thing

 

[Island Son]

... he comes over to your place at 2am after a night of drinking, you start making out, then he leaves cause HE'S NOT DRUNK ENOUGH

 

[hamstershaver]

makes you lay in the wet spot

whats wrong with that?

 

[Gymgurl]

I'm buying Klue the book

 

[Griz1]

...if his dick smells like:
a. your daughter's ass
b. your ex husband's ass
c. your dog's ass.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

doesnt put any effort into the relationship and just wants to fuck.

 

[Gymgurl]

Well is that really a bad thing lol Milo......