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pudzian2

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so i live like ten mins away from princeton university where they are filming transformers 2 today, tomorrow and Wednesday morning. My friends and i talked to shia labouff (spelling*) and he wanted to know where to get something to eat and also practically made 2 girls orgasm by talking to them. BUT EVEN BETTER IS:

my two lucky ass friends got a private pic with megan fox.. too bad i had already left!
 
Y'know what that pic reminds me of?

Carl and Bob find themselves in Hell, a little confused, and startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door is the ugliest woman they have ever seen. She's 3'4", dirty, and you can smell her even over the brimstone.

The Devil speaks! "Carl, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And Carl is whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to his torment.

Bob, now alone, is understandably anxious. Another door inches open, he strains to see the figure of ... Megan Fox. Delighted, Bob jumps up, taking in the sight of this beautiful woman, dressed in a skimpy bikini. Then he hears the voice of the Devil saying:

"Megan, you have sinned...!"
 
digger said:
Y'know what that pic reminds me of?

Carl and Bob find themselves in Hell, a little confused, and startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door is the ugliest woman they have ever seen. She's 3'4", dirty, and you can smell her even over the brimstone.

The Devil speaks! "Carl, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And Carl is whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to his torment.

Bob, now alone, is understandably anxious. Another door inches open, he strains to see the figure of ... Megan Fox. Delighted, Bob jumps up, taking in the sight of this beautiful woman, dressed in a skimpy bikini. Then he hears the voice of the Devil saying:

"Megan, you have sinned...!"


lol
 
Damn she has had too many injections in those lips since T1. She is still super hot though!
 
lol @ all the dudes saying she has to big of lips.. she would give a mean bj.. I liker her lips....:)
 
yea guys ur right about those lip injects too. look how lean she is around her breasts.... all these actors and actresses r on var and shit
 
digger said:
Y'know what that pic reminds me of?

Carl and Bob find themselves in Hell, a little confused, and startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door is the ugliest woman they have ever seen. She's 3'4", dirty, and you can smell her even over the brimstone.

The Devil speaks! "Carl, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And Carl is whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to his torment.

Bob, now alone, is understandably anxious. Another door inches open, he strains to see the figure of ... Megan Fox. Delighted, Bob jumps up, taking in the sight of this beautiful woman, dressed in a skimpy bikini. Then he hears the voice of the Devil saying:

"Megan, you have sinned...!"


i knew u had a sense of humor :)
 
where's calveless and golden to tell us how they'd game her

calveless - i eventually got her naked and begging for my sawseege but didn't end up doing anything about it.

golden - i told her how ugly she was and how her lips were unflattering. once she wanted me i lost interest and shagged her friend.

llolol love u guys
 
swole said:
where's calveless and golden to tell us how they'd game her

calveless - i eventually got her naked and begging for my sawseege but didn't end up doing anything about it.

golden - i told her how ugly she was and how her lips were unflattering. once she wanted me i lost interest and shagged her friend.

llolol love u guys


swole's game......how much is the letric bill? do u have gps?



lmao
 
GUARDIAN said:
swole's game......how much is the letric bill? do u have gps?



lmao

she's not a single mom, that wouldn't work!
 
she also has club thumb

I'd bloppy an entire New Orleans highschool football O-line on a 123 degree August day after two-a-days just to be able to taste her balloon knot.
 
too bad that bro from 90210 is tearin up her kitty raw dog style.... I remember reading the FHM article/interview, she came off sounding like a certified freak
 
Isnt she engaged to David Silver? That fucker gets his hands on every hot chic. Just tells me I really am wasting my time lifting weights.
 
Walter Szczerbiak said:
too bad that bro from 90210 is tearin up her kitty raw dog style.... I remember reading the FHM article/interview, she came off sounding like a certified freak
and she showed of her sick ass tats! shes a freak!
 
not only does she have a hot face, but she actually looks real good naked to.
 
honestly you would get sick of hitting it if she was yours - somehow, some way, it would get boring

unless you're both truly in love, then it's amazing
 
swole said:
honestly you would get sick of hitting it if she was yours - somehow, some way, it would get boring

unless you're both truly in love, then it's amazing



ewwwww, that sounded...really wussy..........are you off cycle currently?
 
Galaxy said:
Just tells me I really am wasting my time lifting weights.

I'd bet dollars to donuts the majority of the celebrity "hot" chicks the average joe jacks off to after wifey falls asleep unfulfilled (yet again) don't want anything to do with your typical BBer. How many times you see a joosed up dude on the arm of one of these dime pieces?

you know how it goes down, bro. brad pitt in fight club, bla bla bla.......

(naturally, this doesn't count dudes who use hondo's as jit rags)
 
hey galaxy, can you tinypic that pic the threadstarter posted? It's gettin late and i need jerk material
 
Walter Szczerbiak said:
hey galaxy, can you tinypic that pic the threadstarter posted? It's gettin late and i need jerk material

Sorry I dont know how too. I do the standard upload here myself.
 
pudzian2 said:
so i live like ten mins away from princeton university where they are filming transformers 2 today, tomorrow and Wednesday morning. My friends and i talked to shia labouff (spelling*) and he wanted to know where to get something to eat and also practically made 2 girls orgasm by talking to them. BUT EVEN BETTER IS:

my two lucky ass friends got a private pic with megan fox.. too bad i had already left!


I would just about orgasm from talking to shia myself

dont know why, he's not conventionally good looking in any way

and im older than him

he's my kid crush

zack efferon too. he's pretty

oh yeah. megan is way hotter than me. fuck the bitch for being born so pretty
 
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Walter Szczerbiak said:
pic for non plats! Puddlemonk get on that asap
 
cindylou said:
I would just about orgasm from talking to shia myself

dont know why, he's not conventionally good looking in any way

and im older than him

he's my kid crush

zack efferon too. he's pretty

oh yeah. megan is way hotter than me. fuck the bitch for being born so pretty


did anyone ever watch that show Green Light Project? It was either and IFC or SHO thing. Anyway, it was a REALLY good show, I thought. That was the first time I ever saw that Shia kid. He's charismatic, has a very good confidence too.

There was a recent article about him in GQ. You should buy it.

Then think about how much hotter Megan Fox is than you.
 
She dated a friend of mine. I met her a number of times before I knew who she was. She never once mentioned what she had going on and was just a mellow t-shirt and jeans kind of girl. Transformers came out and she was off.
 
The Race said:
did anyone ever watch that show Green Light Project? It was either and IFC or SHO thing. Anyway, it was a REALLY good show, I thought. That was the first time I ever saw that Shia kid. He's charismatic, has a very good confidence too.

There was a recent article about him in GQ. You should buy it.

Then think about how much hotter Megan Fox is than you.


lol. there are tons of women out there better looking than I am. I wont waste my time thinking about Megan.

When I saw Shia as a kid I thought the same thing. I had no idea he would be a big star though.

I guess he is into gothic chicks.
 
jnevin said:
She dated a friend of mine. I met her a number of times before I knew who she was. She never once mentioned what she had going on and was just a mellow t-shirt and jeans kind of girl. Transformers came out and she was off.

Why is nobody mentioning the fucking club thumbs?!!!!!
 
jnevin said:
I never noticed anything wrong with them and I played PS3 with her until 3:00 a.m.

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a) you're totally famous dude.

b) I know she's ridiculously hot and has nice tats and is definitely a freak in the sheets, but how the fuck could you miss these:

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(note: I'd still marry her and suck jam off of her thumbs)
 
The Race said:
a) you're totally famous dude.

b) I know she's ridiculously hot and has nice tats and is definitely a freak in the sheets, but how the fuck could you miss these:

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(note: I'd still marry her and suck jam off of her thumbs)


a) I am fucking famous dude.

b) She probably landed teh herp from this guy. He's fucked everything with a pulse in a 500 mile radius. He goes to AA meetings to pick up on the fucked up chicks.
 
jnevin said:
a) I am fucking famous dude.

b) She probably landed teh herp from this guy. He's fucked everything with a pulse in a 500 mile radius. He goes to AA meetings to pick up on the fucked up chicks.


in what way are you famous? like what for?
 
I would crawl 2 miles over broken glass just to have Megan Fox stick my toothbrush up her ass.
 
jnevin said:
I never noticed anything wrong with them and I played PS3 with her until 3:00 a.m.

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Pics or STFU bitch, man you played PS3 with her until 3:00 am?? haha are you sure it's the same person. ;p
 
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