May1010 IS IN THE HOSPITAL!!!

[musclepig]

I called the hospital and asked for May's room. His mom answered the phone and I chatted with her. Loren has slept almost the entire day. I told her to go get some tacos from Jack-in-the-Box and he would wake up.

Anyway, Loren is in deed in the hospital. Both of his lower legs are broken and he's got a fractured pelvis and a very bad concussion. Also, she told me that his face is pretty banged up.

Apparently, he's going to be in bed for quite some time and they're planning to rent a hospital so he can go home in a couple of weeks.

I think we should all pray for Loren.

 

[Burnboy]

dont leave us hanging what happenned?

 

[musclepig]

May got hit while riding his bike yesterday afternoon.

 

[Frackal]

If this shit is true it's fucked up...hope the poor guy comes out as well as possible. I'll throw him a prayer.

 

[Milhouse]

Ouch well I hope he gets better.

That guy is funny espec when its him vs Ryan or The Goatslayer.

 

[musclepig]

Frackal your very sweet. Maybe you can muster up some support for having May get his account back. At least he can cruise elite while recovering. What do you think?

 

[dballer]

I don't know him... but if you can please tell him I am starting back up THE ROAD-HOUSE SIDE SHOW.... please tell him this.

Thank you.

 

[Jae]

He was riding his bike in Las Vegas? I wouldn't mind calling him to wish him well. Maybe we should send something to the hospital. Can you tell us where he is.

Via PM of course.

 

[str8cubano]

thats horrible poor guy, i'll shoot a prayer for him. What he got banned?

 

[HamsterHider]

LOREN'S DAD BROUGHT HIM A LAPTOP TO PLUG INTO THE PHONELINE THERE AND HE WILL HAVE IT WHEN HE IS HOME IN THAT HOSPITAL BED THEY ARE GOING TO RENT FOR HIM. HE I IN BAD SPIRITS I TODHIMI FOUND HIM A NICE YOUNG JEWISH BOY WHO IS A OP AND HE DIDN'T EVEN SEEM HAPPY. HIS NAME WAS EVEN FRANCIS AND LOREN STILL DIDN'T TURN INTO HIS OLD ASS GOBLIN PERVERTED CUM GUZZLNG SELF

 

[musclebrains]

Ditto what JAE said.

 

[Kahn]

Hit by a car my ass, that sounds like he was run the fuck over. He won't be taking an ass pounding anytime soon. So much for the lovelife May. Good luck, bud.

 

[musclepig]

It would be great if you could just send him a PM but since RYANH had him banned, you can't.

 

[Frackal]

Now, I do not mean to be insensitive, but if all this is a prank to get May1010's name re-instated on the boards then he should be banned for life.


Otherwise, just have him register as May10-09 or something and follow the rules.

 

[Dillon35]

Hey man,
I hope your family and friends take care of you!
I wish you all the best,and hopefully better luck next time.

Dillon

And did you get the number of that truck?

 

[HighIntensity]

hope mays o.k.

 

[flexed1]

send my regards. hope he recovers quickly.

 

[bouncer]

I'm with Frackle in everything he's said here.
If it's a prank, well....................


Bouncer

 

[MommaKin]

What DOT said

 

[doc_pup]

ditto

 

[RyanH]

No offense to anyone here, but if I was in the hospital with all of those injuries, I don't think connecting to Elite Fitness would be first and foremost in my mind. If he's hurt that bad, why would any of his friends care about his Elite Fitness account. I'm calling bullshit again.

By the way, I thought he was in a coma.

Couldn't have said it better myself....right on Days.

 

[conan69]

No offense to anyone here, but if I was in the hospital with all of those injuries, I don't think connecting to Elite Fitness would be first and foremost in my mind. If he's hurt that bad, why would any of his friends care about his Elite Fitness account. I'm calling bullshit again.

By the way, I thought he was in a coma.

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i agree

 

[spentagn]

ditto again

 

[The Varnsen]

Elite is May´s life...

 

[rnch]

may is foikin' wid u guys mentally, just as he has physically with others on this board.


loren is no more sicker today than he has been all his life.


of course, that's not saying much!