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Man Sticks Firecracker In His Ass; Can No Longer Control Bowel Or Have Sex

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Jackass warning after horrific firecracker accident (Darwin candidate)
Ananova | 9/4/2003

Doctors in Australia have urged people to not to attempt Jackass style stunts after a man burnt his genitals in a firecracker accident.

The 26-year-old Australian man suffered a fractured pelvis and severe burns when a firecracker exploded between the cheeks of his buttocks.

The incident has left the man, from Illawarra, New South Wales, incontinent and unable to have sex and he is expected to remain in hospital for several months.

Dr Robert McCurdie, who operated on the man when he was taken to Wollongong Hospital, likened the man's condition to "a war injury".

Dr McCurdie said he believed the man had stumbled while the firecracker was in his buttocks, and fell down on it.

"By virtue of the fact that the explosion was confined in an upward direction, it went up into his pelvis, blasted a great hole in the pelvis, ruptured the urethra, injured muscles in the floor of the pelvis which rendered him incontinent. His pelvis was also fractured."

It is not known whether the man was imitating the cult prankster film Jackass in which men place firecrackers in their buttocks and shoot them into the air.

Acting Senior Sergeant John Klepczarek said the danger with movies like Jackass was that some people were tempted to try the stunts at home.

"They're putting themselves at risk, and other people. We do caution people strongly against following these acts," he said.

Story filed: 15:37 Thursday 4th September 2003
 
goddamn whenever i hear of someone losing the ability to bone, it just makes me feel down for awhile. On the upside, one less bro to be competing for puss with. I know I'll never have an explosive device anywhere near my anus or genitals.
 
That must have been one powerful firecracker to cause that much damage.
 
superdave said:
That must have been one powerful firecracker to cause that much damage.

Ya it sure wasn't no ladyfinger. It boggles the mind the stupidity of the act in the first place, at least it rendered him unable to have sex hence keeping him from passing his inferior genes to a new generation of morons.
 
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